guys i just shit my pants at the gym. im in the bathroom

>>40503564
How bad was it? What were you wearing? Any seepage, leakage, or plops on the way to the stall? Good god man, give us the details to asses the situation.

>>40503564

bet this is a stealthy brraappp-thread

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>>40503577
>>40503585
i wish it was a joke, it was mostly wet. i had just finished my bench set and was going to pee, felt a fart coming on and decided i could do it quietly. i was very wrong. now im sitting on the toilet, smells mildly bad

>>40503611
Is that just the underwear? Or did it soak through? It looks very wet, I hope it didn't.

You may have to switch gyms.

>>40503611
holy shit son
this why you always take a shit before squatting

clean yourself up, wipe up your gym shorts with as many paper towels as possible

leave the shit stained underwear out in the open
make a dash for the exit
change gyms. never come back.

>>40503670
i really hope i dont have to, i was just becoming comfortable at this gym

A top less guy at the gym looks daft but it's acceptable. So what you gotta do is take your top off, turn it upside down and wear it like pants. Then just stroll out of there like a boss.

Also, always take a change of clothes to the gym

>>40503701
Did it soak through the shorts???

>>40503564
Remove underwear, wipe ass, wipe any shit from your pants that might have seeped there.

Toss underwear into the trash while nobody is looking, or stuff it under the toilet or something.

>>40503611
oh god did it leak out of your pants or did you contain it before it splattered on the floor

>>40503744
Have you ever shit your pants?

>pro tip: always diarrhea running down your leg.

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>>40503611

Are you at a nigger-poor gym or a good gym? My gym gives you free towels in the locker room. Leave the stained clothes in the bathroom and walk out naked and go get a towel, go sit in the sauna for a minute and then go throw on your clothes and leave.


>never return

I really don't understand how people manage shit their pants.