/fraud/

>>40497116
>drinking
>on gear
That's like jacking off with a condom

>>40497172
Nah bruv... I'm just cruising on test for the spring and part of summer. I'm basically taking a break (but still going to the gym and keeping up with cardio, obviously)

Just like with a routine, you have to deload sometimes

Though to be fair, I drink so little nowadays I get drunk pretty quickly for someone 215lbs

Should I cruise or PCT?????? Got done with first 500mg/wk 16wk cycle but I just wanna keep making mad strength gains.

>all the roiders are out getting laid on a Friday edition

>>40497208
Congrats on your first roid redpill. The ride never ends. I decided to keep going as long as I had enough AI and could find some HCG to help PCT after a long cycle. You can cruise for a while and still come off with normal PCT no problem though

>>40497226
I remember thinking I'd just do one cycle and be done with it. Oh how young I was.

>about to have sex with a random
>ugly ass giant ingrown hair that looks like herpes right above my crotch
f u g g

>>40497268
>having pubic hair

no but really she wont notice chill

>>40497237
oh to be young again

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KETO BROTHERS, SHARE MEALS

I have eaten eggs, veggies, and chicken thighs today. Im under half my goal calories and it's 8:52pm,

I am trying to get my hands on some Pork rinds and 100% dark chocolate. Eating almonds to boost calories but man, fuck I gotta be eating 2 cups of almonds a day to hit macros.

>>40497290
so maybe dont do that retarded keto shit?

>>40497290
pork rind protein isnt bio available I think... its basically just fat. Could be wrong but I'm pretty sure thats right.

also... almonds have lots of carbs breh

To hit keto numbers, bacon, eggs, cottage cheese, cheese sticks, avocado works real well (aside from straight meat).

When I was in desperation mode, I took a couple shots of olive oil. Srs

>>40497329
Also this

>>40497330
Was me on my phone while I pooped. 6'4" white, breddy sexy and I own my house so... yeah kinda poor now I guess.

Mortgages are surprisingly cheap, honestly. Way cheaper than rent

>>40497340
>implying you need carbs

just eat more butter and salt so your workouts dont go to shit.

>>40497350
>HELP MY LIPIDS ARE TRASHED 3 PINS INTO MY FIRST CYCLE
>YEAH THEY WERE TRASHED ALREADY BUT SO WHAT
>YEAH IM ON KETO DOES THAT MAKE YOU ANGRY

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Survey time

Do you fag wait until you start getting symptoms to take AI or do it throughout the cycle

>>40497350
I hated keto... I can't function mentally or physically without carbs. Did that shit for over a month and wanted to kill everyone and lost muscle

>>40497340
Its one way to do it, yes. Everyone is different tho. I personally hated it while my friend hasn't had a slice of bread in 2 years and loves it.

>>40497359
KEK

>>40497366
sucks man

>>40497364
always low dose preventative IMO

once symptoms start, if they're bad and you have to blast AI, sometimes you crash e2 from that. Play it safe and just be conservative with your AI and get bloods done regularly

Again, IMO

>>40497346
I have thought about the olive oil thing. When I was doing GOMAD I actually drank 1.5 gallons to hit my bulking cals (6000) and oatshakes.

Now I cant have any milk to hit cutting calories (3000)

thanks for advice on food

>>40497371
I got laid way more often when I was a skinny 175lbs scene kid with a lip ring and girl jeans

I'm not roiding for bitches, I'm roiding to be stronk and to have mental gains.

Stop projecting

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>>40497388
Do you know something I dont? because eating 6000 calories a day seems pretty fucking stupid

>>40497412
I didn't say you were roiding, I said you were projecting

And you look natty, I don't know what your point is? Not that you look bad or anything, but still.

>until then, goodbye

Literally nobody cares though

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>Source is selling bunk test and refusing to acknowledge a problem with multiple bad bloodworks from multiple people

>>40497494
Trannies?

>>40497494
Anyone we would know?

>>40497519
Yes

I hate to say it but I think it's about time to switch to another source. This rep has been nothing but pain.

>>40497461
lol thats Moose? Last I saw he was a twink so I guess thats progress

>I know exactly what I need to work on
>lists his entire body

You talk like a young cunt. You're the equivalent of the 20 year old college kid having an existential crisis and spouting off philosophical bullshit that you heard from a professor once thinking you've figured out the world.

Except instead of philosophical bullshit its fitness ideas and instead of a professor its masT.

Thats why people are annoyed with you. Its not because they want a safe space general.

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Quit my shit restaurant job today family. Start new gig next week thank fucking God.

Also MemerLabs didn't exit scam and my WET COMPOUND BLAST 2017 gear is on its way. Pumped to put on comfy water weight and get gigantic.

>>40497424
SS niugga

>>40497597
I've been in fraud for like 4 years I really don't care about your make believe drama

Again, you type like a young cunt. You're condescending holier than thou + know it all attitude is a dead give away.

>>40497627
Fuck restaurant life. I promised myself I'd never go back and I'm so happy.

........ though I bartend sometimes. That doesn't count, right?

>>40497662
your* :^)

do u guys prefer zyzz routine or arnolds that he wrote in his book

or some other meme

>>40497494
But for real though

what do we do about this nigga?

> [TINDER] CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE A NEW MATCH
> its a fat girl
damn these deciving pics mang

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>>40497695
>dating apps
Let me advocate for the elimination of social media. I got rid of all of it this December to cut ties with old friends and after the adjustment period it's been amazing. My human relationships have blossomed and I started meeting women face to face instead of just dicking women from tinder.

The quality of women is so much higher doing things this way. Also the nagging of checking that shit is gone. If anyone else has never tried it I would say give it a 6 month trial run, just two months has done wonders for my mental health IMO.

>>40497388
>my bulking cals (6000)
>cutting calories (3000)

WTF

>>40497116
not on roids but also drunk and fucking routine up.

>>40497884
Maybe he does cardio niggah

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>>40497779
Oh fuck I just remembered something. There's a chick at my new gym with a Sophie Arvebrink tier upper body. First girl since my ex that I literally couldn't take my eyes off. Her face is SUPER busted though.

We exchanged some pleasantries and she was clearly into me too. God it took everything in me not to cheat on GF, idk if I can avoid fucking this girl long term. I'm so attracted to her.

>5 weeks before cosplaying as ryu from shit fighter
>progress is spot on with tes eq tren and winny

Im thinking of adding 300mcg of herarelin each day for a month or maybe igf1 lr3.

But i heard igf1 degrades super fast in bac water or any solution.

Any other suggwstions or should i ignore the peptides?

>ask ex to drink with me tonight. Says okay.
>lift heavy and take a midday nap. Wake up to a bunch of passive aggressive texts.
>"what are we doing tonight?"
>"hm?"
>"????"
>"if you don't answer me I'm just gonna go do something else friends asked me to go out"
>tell her we're just drinking wine
>"well what time do you need me?"
>just go out with friends

I have two other girls asking me what's going on tonight so i guess who ever has the bigger bed wins.

>>40497627
>WET COMPOUND BLAST 2017

What are you doing now?

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RANDOM QUESTION

PLEASE HALP

former fatty cutting so im in a caloric deficit.. im doing 300 push ups a day, how many g of protein should i eat a day to see muscle growth? im able to do more and more every day so im getting stronger.

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>>40498143
>Ask ex

>>40498166
Google scooby calculator and READ THE STICKY

>>40498165
750 test
600 deca
50drol/25dbol
Until it gets warm out.

my questions the other day about 2017 DRY COMPOUND BLAST were for the upcoming summer.

Contemplating EQ for the duration of both blasts.

R8 and advise please

>theanine plus caffeine ED
>modafinil EOD 3 days a week (my lifting days)

Any companies to buy from? I was just gonna get the most popular ones on amazon

>>40498192
If you need caffeine and modafinil and what not you are dyel, so just buy a butt plug while ur at it

>>40498220
I have used butt plugs I am not dyel

>>40498225
Bimbo

Why

Some guys saying finasteride is the shit other says it brakes ur dick off and doesn't work

>>40498240
Why not you should try all the sensations at least a few times

>>40498220
Gotcha will do, do you prefer warmed or chilled? I took the chillpill recently and only eat, drink, sleep and shower in the cold

>>40498263
Trysexual

>>40498355
Hedonism

>>40498355
Lmgao

Afterall, one gay experience doesnt make you gay

Bimbo should know, he's had dozens of them

>>40498402
You're replying to a straight man with just as many gay experiences as myself.

>>40498409
I hear he charged very reasonable rates too.

>>40498402
>>40498409
>>40498434
My logic prevails that;

0 gay experiences = you THINK you're not gay, you actually might like it

Many gay experiences = you KNOW you're not gay

I would usually get crystal in addition to the cash fggts don't make me sound like a cheap whore

I concur, I stuck a few things up my ass in the past few months and there wasn't any "magic". Items were: glass beer bottle, broom (two), hammer, finger, and screwdrivers.

The best experience was with the broom because it was the best shape and length. Lathered all up in olive oil and started going to town. Was decent. Then I got on the floor and came on myself.

>>40498451
Hawt

>>40498451
I mean we are/were just whores. I won't split hairs.

But I agree with you. I know I definitely don't like men but I definitely like money.

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>>40497116
will this be good for my first cycle , let me know if I should have anything else please , thank you

>>40497116
New to this all and I'm not sure if this is where I belong but I've recently been diagnosed with low test ~250total aged 24 and am due to start TRT on 200ml/weekly
So I have some questions

Will I require pct
Is this likely to restore my libido? My sex drive took a dive at 17 and never recovered
Is there any off cycle to this or am i expecting to pin for the rest of my life
Where can I learn how to inject and over come a crippling fear of needles

>>40498540
Extremely likely to recover libido, steroids are magic

>>40498540
>crippling fear of needles
Lol

>>40498553
When I had teeth pulled aged 12 the dentist was rough as fuck with my mouth
He showed me the needles before he put them in
My mum left the room because I was screaming
The assistant was restraining me
I still have scarring in my mouth from the needle entry which was 6 injections for 6 teeth

> tfw I haven't been aesthetic since 3 years ago
I'm 80 lbs heavier now.

>>40498573
Did the dentist but he cum needle in ur mouth ;)

>>40498589
N-no bully I'm already beta low test :(

How effective would an ostarine and cardarine cycle be for recomp? Don't wanna lose hair from AAS. I'm also 18

>>40498684
Useless

Recomp is useless

Fatty

>>40498684
>>40498697
Lmao
>30%bf
>"im not that fat i should recomp!!! burger!!!!"

>>40498778
Glands you live out west?

Also, have you considered surgery to fix ur shit? Would probably be cheap and easy fix.

>>40498778
you seem to be putting your extra chromosome to good use

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>be natty
>bulk way too fast
>get much stronger than before, put on a lot of muscle
>also put on a lot of fat
Then...
>take clen
>also intermittent fasting while working a physical job
>lose 25 pounds in 2 months and keep 90% of my strength and muscle mass

Is bulking like a fatty then running clen + intermittent fasting to cut back down basically "Cycling Lite"?

>>40498976
Some guys told me to do that but some said it's a waste of a first cycle, which I kind of understand.

I went from 180 June 2016 to 255 February 2017.

Now I'm at 255, gonna get down to 190.

>>40498801
Surgery for me is not a good option because i have 8 glands swollen (not counting the thousands of minor ones that are not big enough to be visible/tell if they are swollen) and i would be unable to produce saliva if they were all removed

And it is going away with this pilocarpine shit anyway just slowly

>>40499077
>And it is going away with this pilocarpine shit anyway just slowly
whatever helps you sleep at night pal

Does test expire? How long is a batch good for

>>40499087
I cant even grip it anymore

It used to bulge out so much i could hold it in my hand. Now i can barely manage to get it between 2 fingers because its way flatter

Tfw ur reading threads about natty subhuman animals with low test going bald while you aren't your losing any on almost a gram of tren cuz grandfather on mothers side still has hair at almost 80 and your dad does too

TRENBOLONE

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>>40499221

>>40497412
>i'll leave you guys alone for 6 months
>until then, good bye
the déja-vu i just had almost made me nauseous

>>40497424
>4% bf
[X] Doubt

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Im looking for dnp source can anyone help me brehs

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>>40498540
You're really gonna get used to needles at 200ml a week kek

>>40497290
Hamburger, bacon, eggs, walnuts (watch your carbs), cheese sticks, etc is what i've been eating and meeting cals has been easy af.

>>40499159
inb4 same with your dick hueheu

>>40499489
still only pinning 2x/wk, but using caulk gun and filed down drinking straw

>>40499481
BRAPPPP

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>>40499517
that was too funny fuck i need to go to bed

>>40499529
i refuse to, late night shitposting is what fuels and defines me

and hatred for myself and how dyel i am but thats another topic

>>40499517
UGL ass cheek synthol. What a time to be alive.

>>40499528
H20?

>>40499690
kek that ghetto ratchet who got a booty augmentation for like 30 bucks and nearly died from it comes to mind

literally injecting half a liter of sanitary silicone and concrete for dat dere bubble butt

>>40499701
>concrete
First thought you were kidding, read up on the story, nooope. RIP hips and pelvis of whoever banged her doggy before she got it removed.

>ayy bby wat dat booty do??
>first of all, break your forearm if you slap it

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>live at home
>package comes from place with chem shit all over it
>mom freaks out
>tell her it's creatine

>>40499926
>happened to me except
>my mum googled the fucking return dress on my goddamn parcel and got to a chemical/steroid website

>>40499994
what the actual fuck lmao

if all other arguments fail, moms are still the biggest reason not to roid as a teenager :^)

>>40499221
You look like a real life pokemon,you dont have a social life and never touched a girls hand,and much worse you spend your fucking life ruining this fucking general with alex.
You cant talk shit even about a fucking circuss midget.

Whatever happened to Black Grizzly TUDCA and since they are sold out, what's the best TUDCA?

i got already a good v taper till my bellybutton but then my fucking hips/hipbones get wide again... how can i get into fridge mode and get my core thick as fuck?
already do 240kg dl 200kg squat for reps so that meme doesnt work for me.
any suggestions other than kys or become a trap?

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>parents found my stash
>they say if I throw it away they will compensate me the price of them

>>40500443
then use it to buy it again

>>40500443
tell them pharma price, get rich

>>40500428
DL and squat only activate like half of fridgemode muscles, just do the exact opposite of this article https://www.t-nation.com/training/tip-avoid-these-waist-widening-exercises :^)

In all seriousness, heavy ass one handed farmer walks (remember not to lean to either side to make it easier) and common weighted leg raising calisthenics to failure should do the trick with enough volume.

>>40500428
either this >>40500611 or simply train to get delts, traps, lats and chest so obscenely, grossly oversized that you still get a nice taper in comparison lol

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achievable natty? or what would i need to cycle?

>>40500662
yeah but roids will save you a few years

>>40500677
suggestions?

should i wait my natty limit to roid or just yolo?

>>40500662
if you want to roid for this please just consider the string

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Any of you guys ran halotestin? I was thinking of picking up a gram and running 20mg ED. Love me some strong androgens.

>>40500864
Fuck. She's beautiful.

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>>40500611
>>40500631
thanks guys checking.that artical out.
already doing overtime on delts to get the illusion right haha.

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Fuck. I think 3mg of asin and 80mg of ralox crashed my e2 because my knee feels like shit and I'm dry as hell. I should probably drop the asin.

>>40501091
Ur beautiful bby.

>>40501091
have girls ever said anything about your PE or anything?

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Wew my caber should be here today finally. I think I'll pin an extra 2ml of tren in my butt to celebrate.

>>40501240
Da fug is PE?

>>40501449
Premature ejaculation maybe?

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Can someone tell me the negatives (besides $) of cruising test for the rest of your life?

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>>40501509
>besides $

Wut. Homebrew it and it'll be $3 per vial or so. There's no real long term studies for health effects of testosterone. Some literature talks about increased risk of cancers and heart disease but who knows.

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>>40501240
Only positive things honestly or they don't say anything. They like that they can lay their head on my chest comfortably lol

I personally hate it, obviously, but I've accepted I'll never be a fitness model so fuck it

>>40501449
This

Pectus Excavatum (sp*)

My sternum goes inward, flared ribs, shitty abs. Terry Crews has it to an extent

>>40498166
just kys my dude

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Dropping some PE friends

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>>40501682
Rude

>>40499057
> putting on 50 lbs of fat for 10 lbs of muscle

what are you doing

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JBFLGF
>>40501699

When to run hcg to recover from testicular atrophy? During the 2 week period prior to Pct or during pct as well? Lots of conflicting info, some say hcg will prevent recovery during pct because it mimics LH, but all the guides and anabolics book says to run it during pct

>>40500708
>Natty limit

You'll be waiting a long time

http://www.weightrainer.net/bodypred.html

>>40500708
I don't see why you shouldn't yolo if you plan on using anyways.

Although I am biased as I am a natty who is not even close to the natty limit. I'm just a few months away from starting my first cycle

>>40501730
How long have you been on and how heavy?

Look up PowerPCT, I think it says

16 days of 2500iu EoD

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How long iwth roids would it take to achieve a physique like this? I'm 6'3" 188 pounds and he's 6'4" 215 pounds. If I did 2 bulk cycles of test e then a test/tren recomp would I look similar to this? I was thinking it would take about a year and a half.

>>40501803
16 weeks. PowerPct says that I should run it during the pct, everyone else on reddit and elsewhere says that it should never be done during pct...

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How long does it take to get this mode on gear?

>inb4 b-but that is achievable natty

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Will T3 hormone help me make gains? I have a prescription from my doctor for an unrelated injury.

>>40501870
2 test cycles and a small cut assuming you're not a fatty. So about 3/4 of a year.

>>40501826
Depends on your diet, training, genetics and work ethic.

>>40501892
3/8 you tried

>>40501892

lmao no. you take that T3 and you will be a literal skelly in 2 months.

>>40500864
I did briefly, 30mg/day. Absurd strength gains and aggression, manageable sides (implying sane dosage), if it were not so liver raping I would permablast for life without hesitation kek

Supposedly also good for that last annoying bit of a pre comp cut but that is none of my concern and even if, I would have other means for that.

>>40501623
pic yours or just random example?

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Hurr durr my fucking social awkwardness might cost me a shot with this cute chick from work. She's kinda awkward too but fuck I'm like aspergers tier retarded around some chicks.

>>40501958
>aggression
My mind must be weird or something because I've never gotten aggression on any steroid even when running 1.5g tren and a bunch of other shit. I kinda want it.

>>40497330
>>40497340
>>40497371
>>40497412
>>40497461
>>40497597
l m a o

reminder to REPORT ON SIGHT

>>40501834
>Reddit
Or
>A doctor who actually did an experiment and came to a medical conclusion

Reddit isn't wrong, kinda. I don't know much about it but using it while on keeps your balls working. Using it for PCT is good for after a long long cycle to jumpstart dead balls.

If it's just a normal cycle you don't even need HCG at all tho.

And people say not to use it during PCT because it's suppressive or aromatizing or both don't remember. But if it's just at the beginning of PCT and you're also taking Clomid/Nolva you're fine. Read the entire study done by Scallys, I can't remember everything off the top of my head

>>40501979
Randoms. I have too many tattoos and don't wanna get doxxed because I'm a big pussy like that.

>TFW Canadian sources are all shit

why even bother anymore?

>>40497290
Ribs

Chicken Wings

Pork chops

Sausage

For low calorie days protein shakes

High calorie add heavy cream to protein shakes

Meat should form the basis of the diet, especially fatty meat.

>>40502109
Depends on underlying character I guess. Never got that much either but the more androgenic the higher the chance if that makes sense. And I mean aggression as in raw focus and seething hate for the weight I am about to make my bitch five to eight times in a row no matter what, actual irl cuntery as some report from harder sterons never happened much for me either.

Besides my past three cheq-fueled PR attempts, or that one time I had half a gallon of vodka on an empty stomach, but I do really not want to talk about either of those lmao

>>40501948
>>40501953
fucking hell are you all serious?
How the fuck do I make gains?

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Hey /fraud/, I just finished reading Duchaine's "Underground Steroid Handbook" from the 80s. I noticed he's not too fond of Tren (Finajet/Parabolan) and Winstrol, but the book was written nearly 30 years ago, so what exactly has changed now and how has our perception of tren/winstrol shifted?

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>>40502245

>>40502488
not with a catabolic promoting hormon

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Hey brehs. How does it make you feel that pic related could pull all 9s and 10s way more easy than you?

Not to mention the fact that he could beat you guys up so easily.

Not even baiting, Straight facts.

>>40502857
9/10s, 10/10s as in women, especially Asian women.

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>>40502729

>>40502865
>especially asian women
(((women)))

GUYS EX PORN DIRECTOR WANTS TO HAVE A THREEWAY WITH A HOT AS FUCK PORNSTAR, like, she's stared in some American pornos too some of you fags might recognize. Do I get over the fact I'm boning this absolute 10/10 babe with a guy old enough to be my dad and go for it, or what?

>>40502904
yes

bring pics (or at the very least name of starlet)

>>40502904
>stared in some American pornos
i only stare AT them sadly

>>40502904
What he didn't tell you is you're in the middle and hes on top

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>>40502904
>when you're trying to lay some pipe and there's an old man assessing your technique

So since this is /fraud/,

Does the bathmate actually work? Will it help my penor grow or break it like jelqing?

Also, thoughts on Sarms like mk-677? Not ready to take the full plunge to roids yet

For real though. What is with canada that the quality of everything is so awful here?

>>40502857
It's fine, steroids make you gay so we're all into dudes.

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>tfw I've been surviving off of store-brand cookie crisp for three days

literally have gone through 3 of those giant bags and like 2 gallons of milk

>>40502904
go for it but take 250 mg of kamagra beforehand and impress both of them with your stamina

>pharma ancillaries held at customs for over a week now
panic

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>>40502917
Yeah he already showed her to me, but her porn name is frenchie so I can't remember it for shit. I will most fucking certainly bring back pics of when it happens.

>>40502959
Wouldn't even care she's THAT FUCKING HOT.

Like, magazine cover fucking beautiful woman.

>>40502962
See my response to Jerry.

>>40502990
How do I procure this in Paris France within the next 24 hours?

>>40503028
ask at your gym or go see your doctor and complain about erectile dysfunction to get it prescribed i dunno

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>>40503019
Thats literally gay
Not that theres anything wrong with that

>>40502989
Ive been living off of beer and york mints
Life of kings

>>40503048
>gym
>doctor
>in Paris fucking france the first night I'm here

Nigga are you retarded?

>>40503066
deep web fool

>>40503063
>beer and york mints

the cincinatti special

>>40503077
>deep web
>with nowhere to ship
>in Paris fucking France
>the first night I'm here
>and I need it in 24 hrs or it's worthless

I swear you're all not reading something I'm writing or some shit.

>>40503092
didn't realize you had nowhere to ship

where are you staying anyway?

and you can pay a little extra and I'm sure some vendor would overnight it

>>40503104
Ex pornstar directors house in the literal middle of freaking Paris. It's awesome. I'm only here until Monday though, which is when my reservation for the youth hostel nearby is.

>>40503092
Just go to a sex club
Theyll sell you some
Stupid

>>40503077
Feels good man

>>40503129
I'm going to momarte tonight. So, yeah, what's the French word for boner pills?

>>40503128
why don't you just ask the guy from the fucking porn industry where to get sexual health drugs

>>40503154
Because that's weird if I'm asking for them and about to bang a smoking fucking hot ass pornstar right after..?

>>40503149
Le boner de pill
Just be sure to say it as obnoxiously as possible
Load up on baguettes to trade

>>40503092
Wait
>go to France
>first thing to do: shitpost

>>40498402
>Implying enjoying something that a gay man enjoys makes you gay
Welp guess I can't get blow jobs anymore.

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>>40503183
>Le boner de pill

>>40500049
>never touched a girls hand
>this is what retards believe
>and also unironically consider an unthinkable """accomplishment"""

you realize even after i get the glands/if you are disgusting like me, girls will touch you as you dont have autism right

havent done anything exactly sexual since these glands but thats kind of more by my own choice

>>40503149
penor du frommage

>>40501604
>but who knows.
more like who cares

>>40503149
dicksin myass

>>40497116
K. What's the deal with tren. Wikipedia listed no side effects. I've never cycled before. Is it a good starter?

>>40503328
new thread policy should just be completely ignoring this type of shit

>>40503328
You can do a Tren only cycle up to three times a year.
Not longer than 10 weeks.
Make sure you get Tren E.
Godspeed anon

>>40503013
Blame Trump.

>>40503349
>>You can do a Tren only cycle up to three times a year.
wut
>Not longer than 10 weeks.
wut

>>40503328
Theres no sides but its very weak
Run 900mg+ for 20+ weeks

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>>40503300
Basically.

>>40503149
Hang around the mudslimes. They're sure to have boner pills for all the rapes they commit.

>>40503375
does it count if i am doing 860

>>40503375
>Literally what I did first time around with tren.

Speaking of, will I die if I perma last tren?

>>40502978
works somewhat, but mainly for girth if at all, and if you get too eager you can break it too. so, eh, you do you, but do NOT expect any miracles.

>>40503384
>that bikini bridge
Where to cop gf

>>40503385
No
Really 900 is low
You want above 1.2g

>>40503399
Get bloods and see

>>40503399
you will die anyway

>>40503421
how much does 15 iu eod of hgh factor in towards this equation

>>40503019
honestly, him dicking you while you dick her gives me like twice the boner that i would get from you dicking her alone kek

>>40503092
acquire poppers/ammonia/NO or funky stamina RCs from gay sex clubs for cheap. dead fucking serious, not trolling.

>>40503433
>15iu of hgh

you mean the baby aspirin of the hormonal world?

try mixing equal parts mtren and mibolerone in your pwo drink you pussy

>>40503149
MONTMARTRE YOU BURGER MONKEY

also simply ask for viagra, branding is international

>>40503385
you should not only up, but indeed double the dose

>>40503421
>jerry liking something that has noticeable tits
IMPOSTER BEGONE

>>40503483
>equal parts
So, underdose the cheq? :^)

>>40501449
I went to high school with this girl Lel

>>40503525
Nobody cares.

Exceeeept if you have noods ;)

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>>40497290
>4 scoops of REAL FOOD
>3 pints of Ben and Jerrys
>1 cheesecake
Just have the REAL FOOD after you KILL THAT SHIT in the gym and don't eat the crust of the cheesecake and you'll still be in motherfuckin ketosis
You could get away with a Lenny and Larrys natural vegan cookie as well as long as it's just a yummy snack and you don't even count it

>>40503507
I was ignoring that part

>>40503433
Depends how much tilapia ben n jerrys and bananas you eat,,,,,,

>>40503375
kekekekek

>>40503558
that is exactly what a fake jerry would say :^) nah ill stop, there is only one, with due reason

>>40498525
seems good. I prefer nolva just in case i fuck up my e2 and get slight gyno but its not really needed.

hope you got the needles n shit.

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>>40503623
>due reason
Too baller to.contain in a mortal body

No but really w2c
I did another tranby hooker recently and i dont think I like trannies
Like cocks aren't enjoyable
Which gives credence to my theory that the loli and tranny fetish come from the same place, its not a woman
Think a Craigslist ad would get any good results?

>>40503667
fuck butch tumblr dykes, no cock but as far from normal women as can be

>inb4 b-but they are lesbian
life finds a way

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Should I dose caber in the morning or at night?

>>40503525
If you see her again tell her some roided up manchild on the internet would wife her and eat her butt on a daily basis.

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>>40503726
Im not into fatties
Or feminists

>>40503525
Name? No fucks given about the highschool thing but dayum I need more of her.

>>40503489
Kek come fight me, frenchie.

>>40503764
i can see why.

... why not go full retard and look into buck angel types? :) still no cock and no normal woman lmao

>>40503780
why dont you ask your porn director friend for some viagra?

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>1/2 of my captchas are Spanish words
>BUILD THE WALL

>>40503771
Woah there horsey, I already called dibs on Scarlett. You'll have to fight me and my fedora for her gentle hand in marriage.

>>40503780
lel I should, would hand your ass to you in bite sized pieces m80. but paris is a ten hour drive for me and I am leaving for a vacation of my own in two days.

would be fun hanging out with a /fraud/ trip though, even if it is just a dyel natty ;)

>>40503821
>gentle hand in marriage
You can have her all you want, literally just want more pics to strangle my snake to huehue

>>40503831
Mike pls.

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>>40503848
Scarlett leithold. No nudes AFAIK though.

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>>40503796
Youre right wht nit bang dudes ;))))

>tfw as a male I cant even sell my virginity on ebay

>>40503821
Stop posting horses
Post real beauties

>>40503852
wat

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>>40503867
>Post real beauties
Hey that's muh pic. I'd bang her entire family, including the dad, nohomo.

>>40503864
Thanks a bunch.

>>40503867
no cock = no dude :D

running out of ideas to shitpost though, sorry

>>40503924
MASCULINE BAGINA

>>40503908
Shes easilly the hottest
But theyre all good
Dad is ripped
Probably natty too what a chad

Youve posted that one before
Post new swim suit pics

>>40503939
honestly, feminine benis in masculine bagina is quite an eloquent kink to have

o-or s-so i heard

>>40504051
*exquisite

fucken iDiotphone

>>40504051
Thats practically normal sex
Disgusting

>>40504074
fucking perverts

>>40503908
Post bikini pics pls

Hey guys I just pinned test in my glutes and had some issues getting the needle in, I saw blood coming out when I took the pin out. I need to lay down cause I start to faint when shit like this happens, but did I fucked? Is the test lost now? Do I need to pin again??

Gonna lay down while I wait for some answers...I am so dizzy. I hate syncopes so much

>>40504500
1. You stabbed yourself with a sharp piece of metal and blood came out. If this shocked you you're a retard. It's completely normal to have a bit of blood after an injection. Smaller needles will make this less of an issue.
2. You're definitely a pussy

>>40504500
>I hate syncopes so much
inb4 it happens mid pin and you land on the syringe full speed

>>40504534

I've had traumatic experiences in my life involving needles and blood, if I was a pussy I wouldn't even be doing it. Mostly wondering if I lost the testosterone when the blood came out, which you didn't answer.

>>40504500
Blood coming out is pretty normal. No ur test shot did not go to waste.

Stop freaking out faggot.

>>40504558

Alright, thanks

>>40503831
Classic frenchie, doing your country proud by throwing in the towel before we even started ;) lemme know where in France and I'll stop by after I get my bike. I'll even drive to Corsica.

>>40504555
You are the cancer ruining this thread, ruining this world.

You obviously haven't done your research, and so you told us how much of a pussy you are. We agreed, but then you try to defend yourself,"I-I only f-fainted! I'm not a p-pussy!!" But the sentence is already decided, you are a bitch.

>>40504593
kek I set that one up for myself did I. not corsica but not that far, saint-tropez area. mention it here when you have your bike, if I am back from my own trip by then we should grab a drink indeed.

>>40504758
Back to gobbling cock for you, it's clear you get irate when you're not swilling semen

>>40504796
My girl just sucked my dick, was that post meant for her? She's actually pretty chill right now too, so fuck off

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>>40504853
you know its sad when some dude tries THIS kind of comment

>>40503831
>would be fun hanging out with a /fraud/ trip though, even if it is just a dyel natty ;)

Pro: bragging rights of meeting one (fwiw)
Con: no taking turns pinning each others glutes complimenting their size and firmness n-no homo

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>>40504853
>being in a LTR

>>40504881
Go suck a dick faggot your probably leaking blood from your AIDS skin

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>>40504925

Does anyone here cut "low and slow" like most natties do, or is pretty much everyone on the PSMF train (with DNP in most cases)?

>>40504919
>sharpening a sword daily
What a waste of material and stones.

>>40504900
lmao, spot on. like winning a meet n greet with your favorite actor...’s half-brother :^)

he does sound like an alright guy though so I am still sure we would have fun.

>>40504946
I prefer medium cuts, nothing too crazy but more intense than your average natty cut. I've tried DNP a few times and while it's effective it's really not worth it for me.

Is iifym actually not a meme if you dont go full retard(ie cakes poptarts all day)?

With all my gear and clen and 250dnp at 175lbs my maintenance is 3500.

I take 6 scoops and 2 liters of almond milk(keeps me hydrated) for 800 cals and about 130g protein.

For the 1000 remaining calories i just take icelandic yogurt, enchiladas, thai cuisine, freshly made bread, etc.

I imagine it should be fine as long as im not competing.

Needa go from 12 to 8% bf for animecon on april plus some allowance to recoverfrom the cut and restore glycogen

>>40504979
When you get down to single digit bf% insulin sensitivity is more of an issue so a normie pop tarts and pizza IIFYM wouldn't be ideal but what you've got there seems fine

>>40504979
If you're suitably enhanced and you actually do IIFYM instead of shoving cake into your mouth and lying to yourself, then yes actually it can work. Personally I feel better when I eat totally clean but that's just my preference.

>>40504966
>nothing too crazy but more intense than your average natty cut
Cool, thanks. What level of deficit (or weight loss speed, if that's how you measure) do you aim for?

>I've tried DNP a few times and while it's effective it's really not worth it for me.
How so? Sides?
DNP is too spooky for me at this stage.

>>40505048

I can normally eat super clean(chicken and beans and chickpeas all day).

On dnp i have 0 appetite for meat and cant enjoy it much so id rather just hydrate myself with 3 almond milk protein drinks a day and mostly watery food like yogurt thailand curry , carbonara sauce, enchiladas w xtra tomato sauce etc. Only dry food i actually take is a bit of soursough or pumpernickel bread.

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>>40504853
k

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On the tail end of my 10mg/d var cycle, I did two cycles of LGD before that.

Are those two still considered the least androgenic but strong compounds for women, or is there new evidence about for something else?

>>40505138
I usually do 2 months of 500-1000kcal deficit. I eat around my BMR and make up the rest through cardio. Nothing that weird. DNP works great, I just get horrible lethargy from it, which makes cutting harder. Never got any bad sides other than that, but i don't run more than 500mg a day. If you're willing to put up with a few weeks of hell you can do great things with DNP, and a lot of guys here do. I just don't prefer it.

>>40505156
How much water do you drink on DNP? I noticed I had to nearly double my normal intake to prevent getting dehydrated.

>tfw live in small town Canada and have no idea how to get quality juice

Just kill me now. I've been natty far too long

>>40505138

There's a reason that [places we can't talk about because no /fraud/ source talk] allow talking about everything except DNP.

It works, kind-of, but it's mechanism of action is by trying to kill your body and forcing it to save itself. I'm all for everyone making their own choices, but I'm with you on this. I cut the old fashioned way.

>>40502245
Not all of them m8

In the middle of my first blast 500 test c a week. .50 adex eod.
Starting getting a weird popping in my jaw hinge every morning I wake up. It hurts like a bitch to eat now.
Idk if this is steroid related but anyone else have issues with TMJ pain in the middle of their blast. Is it crashed estro?

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>100% clean diet for 6 weeks, dirtiest thing I ate was probably white bread
>decide to add mk-677 to my stack
>spend a week binging on junk food, completely lose self control as if I'm possessed by a binging fatass
>stop taking it
>appetite is lower but still can't go more than a day without eating some form of junk food
Should I just embrace a dirty bulk?

>>40502245
>>40505204

Although I don't believe legit anavar, or some of the other more exotic/expensive compounds exist in Canada (or are severely under dosed)

>>40505173
post pics pls

leddit seems to talk about adrol for womyn

Anyone here have experience with low/moderate test with high deca or npp?

>>40505214
How to be huge like pic?

It could just be that you binged really hard after eating super clean. It happens.
Some people try to fit moderate amounts of junk food into their diets (one cookie a day or something), or plan binges (like in a cycling keto diet where you shovel trash into your face once per week).

>>40505259
1g test, 1g deca, all the dbol and all the burgers

>>40505204
>>40505216
All Canadian sources are expensive as fuck and suck dick

>Always some sort of purity problem
>$50+ for a vial of test 250

fuck this stupid shit country seriously

>>40504780
Sounds good man, will do. Expect a shitpost in a month and a half or so.

>>40505274
I'm not poor so I don't care. Which sources?

>>40505288
Transsexual pharma for one

I'm a weightlifter and I want to maybe to a cycle to catch up. I've been lifting for two years but still on rank novice in terms of strength. I feel like if I did a short cycle I could finally get to 2/3/4/5 and as a result get stronger in snatch and clean/jerk as well. But I compete regularly and obviously don't want to get caught.

What do?

>>40505274
It's still roughly the same price as Americans pay after the conversion

I agree though, there's always something and whenever it's brought up the source invariably blames it on a "bad batch"

I bought some var last summer and it was definitely winny, didn't do a labmax but it fucked my hair and joints

>tfw wanna try EQ but afraid to end up with diluted test

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>>40505229
heres a picaroonie bud

not enough of us on fraud

>>40505259
I've had binges before on clean cuts this was like that x1000
Imagine the hunger you get during a suicide cut except it takes over 4000 calories to even slightly satisfy it and whenever you so much as think about eating something you go into a weird zone where nothing matters but eating that thing even if it means going out to the supermarket in the middle of the night just because you saw a picture of a swiss roll on facebook then buying 3 of them plus a whole bunch of other shit you see in the supermarket and stuffing it all into your face in one session the second you can and not feeling even close to full afterwards
If anyone knows any good ghrelin suppressants please aware me because I want to take mk to grow new muscle cells but the appetite completely ruins me

>>40505334
just fuck this stupid country

not happy with the latest news one bit, rip to a previously good source

>>40505356
PLS BE IN T O R O N T O

>>40505356
ass now.

Anybody notice how fraud turns to shit on the weekend

Almost like the high schoolers get permission from mommy for compootah time

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>>40505375
>Toronto

>>40505398
delete

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>>40505356
l-lewd

>>40505398
how do people in wheelchairs fuck aren't they broken down there

>>40501509
Are you okay with having to stick a needle in your ass forever

>>40505404
That is an extremely concentrated solution. I've heard before that people generally have this kind of problem.
I guess all you can do is try to make sure you're keeping the solution warm before injection, keeping the site warm and massaging it, etc.
Or just switch to a lower concentration.

>>40505404
first time pinning quads?

>>40505404
inject slowly, massage the area with the alcohol swab. massage it for a minute.

usually reduces pip to minimum for me desu.

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>>40505401
Nah

>>40497172
What's wrong with that?

>>40505404
>>40505451
wait wat?
500mg/ml is fucking strong shit
alot of additives to make it stable
buy 300mg/ml instead

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>>40505458
delete :(

>>40505459
nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4qitrpj7TU

>>40505458
and I thought europe is cucked

>>40505356
men wearing lipstick

>>40505524
consider tossing them.
like honestly.
because either you will buy new gear or you will spend money on painkillers and those have side effects too

>>40505554
no visible adams apple.

>>40505571
covered by chin

>>40505554
bud i can tell you i wish i were

>>40505604
are u in canada

>>40505207
Guys? Any thoughts? Anyone experience tmj before

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>>40505651
Is that pharma adex? Are you having symptoms of low e2?

It's likely unrelated and you just slept weird on your jaw.

>>40505651
Me and my family have poppy jaws, unrelated to test.

Not really a problem except occasionally audible and my ears get real cold.

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>>40505472
>

>>40505360
The TP bloodwork you mean?

>>40505718
yea. fuck that source, he's not even doing shit about the issue.

>>40505681
Been having g this popping for 2 weeks almost and the pain for 2 days.
Yes it's directly from the pharmacy.
I had low test 161 and 54 estto, before my trt and blast. But the pain hurts while on my blast so idk. I can't tell if my joints hurt or not I was anot achy pain when I was low test natty. But maybe since it's pharmacy grade should I skip a dose?

>>40505274
>>40505360
can't you just order international?
my source even reships free in case of seized.
or are your import customs as fucked as australias?

>>40505762
Cialis is bunk too, another source scammed someone and deleted all their posts too

I try to stay on forums where the sources have built a reputation and have been there for a while so they wont scam ppl intentionally and have everyone turn on them

>>40505404
we got the sam source, good stuff but never tried the 500 test only the 500 eq which was easy peacy

could try to mix it 1to1 with carrier oil but that would defeat the purpose of that concentration.
warming it up and realy take your time injecting

>>40505784
>another source scammed someone and deleted all their posts too

the fuk?

seriously tho this shit is retarded, tp used to be a good source before the rep change

Anyone use LnL?

Btw, someone make new thread I dont wanna again

What are the legal implications of Reddit's steroid source forum? Why can they talk sources but we can't here? And also how are the sources on Reddit not routinely raided by the Feds? I'm asking cuz I'm gonna use one of their sources for my next cycle

>>40505925
Got my ancillaries from them last blast. Cialis, asin and nolva are all gtg. They aren't very active but I've never had an issue with them or seen anyone else have a problem.

>>40505976
goto for me, mever had a problem always good stuff.
you hot to catch a promo though its nice to pay 700 and get 1800 worth of gear

>>40505965
>Why can they talk sources but we can't here?

It's against the rules here, mods probably don't want to deal with shilling and scams if source talk was allowed here.

>And also how are the sources on Reddit not routinely raided by the Feds?
They don't know their location...?

>>40505965
Like it or not they're a lot more secure in weeding out scammers than we can be being anonymous.

FUCK CANADA

EVERY SOURCE IS A JEWISH SCAMMER OR A CHINESE FAGGOT

FUCK THIS COUNTRY

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>>40506198

Fuck

Hgh sleep is so deep that even if i take a short nap i always wake up after and am like "well i just slept through the whole day, fuck" then check the clock and i barely slept

>>40506303
man that sounds really great, i love sleep gains

how much did you pay for the hgh?

UGL?

>>40506308
$114 per kit of black tops/meditrope which are overdosed at 150 iu per kit instead of 100 iu per kit

>>40506308
also the tren nightmare + hgh deep sleep combo is actually fucking garbage

because the sleep is so deep, the already extremely vivid tren dreams seem even more real.

i keep dreaming that i am getting fucked up in other ways just as my glands are getting better. like that i lost some teeth (just now), that i went bald (last night), etc.. and it feels even more real than tren nightmares usually do

>>40506385
i only get tren gore dreams the first weeks around 2-4 after that i get back to deep black nothingness and wakeing up ever 2h... god i hate tren
how long are you on tren already? maybe you get used to it

>>40506460
since first week or two of january

i started when still a bit fucked up on benadryl so its hard to remember

>>40506460
got any mental gains?

what about you swollen, any chad confidence?

V hungry. What to get?