>guns beat martial arts >machines beat lifting >dildos

Guns run out of ammo
Machines run out of energy
Can't beat a dildo though

>>40496422
Dildos can't gently caress her back. Dildos can't supply kiss he thighs. And most of all, dildos can't slam her fucking face into the sheets while you take over her body in a primordial display of sexual dominance.

>guns best martial arts

Says fucking who? I do BJJ and I'm pretty confident that I could subdue anyone who ever tried to pull a gun on me well before they could shoot me with it.

>>40496557
hahaha ok John Wick

>>40496504
>"Things I have never done but I here girls like: the post"
>Starring >>40496504

>>40496504
>>40496557
>"men"

>>40496557
Kek

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>>40496557
Ok kiddo.

>>40496422
>>40496422
>>guns beat martial arts
>>machines beat lifting
>>dildos beat penis
>How can humans even compete?
The enlightened will learn how to use all of the above. Learning martial arts doesn't mean you can't carry a gun.

>>40496973
>strong independent "woe men."

>>40497225
>he needs a machine to beat a man

Machines win in the end

Fuck machines, and fuck white people

>>40496557
This. I'm an olympic lifter so I can move quickly under the shot and disarm him with mt superior explosive strength.

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Pipe bomb wins evry tiem