How much weight would I lose in a month if I LITERALLY ate

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What's your TDEE? How many calories are in a pizza?

>>40493677
13 yo diet

>>40493709
>How many calories are in a pizza?

970

>>40493677
a lot

>>40493677

Well, if you ate a small enough pizza (I so almost totally typed "penis" instead of "pizza") then yes, you could theoretically make that work.

>>40493677
one slice is 300-350 cal. so none really

>>40494430
>I so almost totally typed "penis" instead of "pizza"

oh shit nigga, really? that would had been so funny, you should do it, you will probably get a lot (you)s

gotta get that karma, you feel me bro?

For me it'd be
>2950 average TDEE
>800 in a standard frozen pizza

2150*30/9000 = ~7kg, which I really shouldn't lose at that point desu

>>40494430

Is this troll? What kind of disgusting pizzas do you amerifats really eat.

There's barely 1000 kcal in a regular italian pizza.

1500 kcal at the absolute max and even that would still be retardedly high deficit.

Fucking OPAD fags.

>>40493763
Try around 2000

>>40495344
not if its a casa di mama thin crust, my man

OP eats PIZZA and DIES while you read the STICKY and get SWOLE.

>>40495344
Depends which one. Thin crust and store bought ones which are usually around 700-1000 calories. Even Domino's large is only around 1500 ignoring additional toppings.

They say it's calories in/calories out but I guarantee if I did this, I'd gain weight everyday. Even if the pizza was 1500 calories total.

>>40495526
dominos small is 1200 with fairly. minimal. toppings

>>40495533
Fatty detected.

>>40493677
that sodium will kill you, anon

>>40495533
you'd lose weight guaranteed, but your body wouldn't have enough nutrients to work with, which will leave you fatigued, dizzy and feel shitty all day, not to mention skin and digestion problems