>go to doctor
>time to take blood pressure
>they have to use the big boy cuff
Feelgoodman
>>40486986
And your blood pressure is through the roof from GOMAD?
>go to doctor
>time to take a temperature
>they have to use the biggest rectal thermometer
>>40486986
>go to doctor
>qt nurse takes my vitals
>get excited because it looks like I'll finally have a female nurse give me the rimjob
>big fat dude walks in
>"Anon this is Henry. He's a nurse-in-training. Is it OK if he practices giving you the rimjob?"
>mfw
>go to doctor
>"alright anon, are you sexually active?"
>>40487069
>he didn't sign up for the Frequent Attending Rimjob status
>>40486986
>go to doctor
>doctor comes in
>you're a big boy now aren't you??
>t-thank you