>you're in a bar when this guy walks up and slaps your

stuff a pint glass up my ass and clench until it shatters.

>>40481134
call Khabib?

>>40481134
Ask him why he smacked my left hand.

>>40481147
Khabib is not gonna smesh this time bro...

>>40481134
Is he hispanic or some shit?
I get triggered when he calls himself "EL Cucuy"

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>>40481134
https://streamable.com/g52e

>tfw you watch this link
>tfw you remember he's a professional athlete

>>40481200
I honestly have no idea how his back isn't too fucked to.do all of that rolling shit he does. I fucked up a deadlift once and I had to take off more time than I would like to admit.

>>40481174
Have you looked at him?

>>40481227

He fortunate in that he is a total moron training wise but can afford all the incredibly expensive recovery techniques they have today and is obsessed with yoga. He has had to pull out of fights with lower back injuries before though.

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>>40481553
This triggers me. I love watching him fight, but goddamn he should know better.