>be me, 5'11 autist, 9 months on /fit/ home gym masterrace

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>be me, 5'11 autist, 9 months on /fit/ home gym masterrace
>leaving house after 2 weeks in
>walk hopelessly into apple store expecting to play the Jew's game
>skinny-fat male apple looks at my broken phone and says it will take a minute asking me to take a seat
>two semi-stacey apples sitting to my left talking about whatever, but looks serious
>one turns around and asks if I am here to repair my phone
>"yeah"
>both of them staring blankly at me for 5 seconds not moving or saying anything. >Wtf is there something on my face? I want to go home
>skinny-fat apple says something about the screws on my phone and shit. Just get it done bitch, I will pay your jews
>female apples walk out with their bags looks like their shift is done. Dat ass doe! On both of them
>5 mins later apple male says someone wants to talk with me outside
>wtf am in trouble? I don't know the niggers in this hood
>go out expecting bad news
>female apple standing outside fixing her hair.
>"How is your phone?","aww that 's too bad","don't worry about that, we can fix it","Heyyy, why don't you give me your number, so if you have any trouble... "
>okay don't get your hopes up aspie, she is just trying to be nice and a good slave to the jews
>"Heyyy, are you on whatsapp?"
>mfw
>come back to shop after my life had changed and whole new world opened in front of me
>bernie lookin customer jokingly tackles me and asks if I am a wrestler
>mfw
>skinny-fat apple male glares at me every 3 mins
>mfw when cucked him
>mfw when alpha for the first time
>"that will be 17 dollars sir"
>mfw cucked the jews
>mfw this is real and not a figment of my imagination nor a dream
>mfw /fit/ is not a meme