>Just be confident, girlfriend! ITT: If /fit/ was full

Should I do 30 sets of 50 squats on the squat assist machine or with the bar? I just want to get toned so I'm only putting 2.5 pounds on each side :)

fucking manlets

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>I don't want to be all muscly, I just want to get toned.

>>40478695

Implying that the vast majority of guys here aren't DYEL with retarded routines as well

>>40478650
What are you on, you faggot? All she has to do is get read of the acne and she get laid without any effort all.

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>that first sip of the day

My feminine penis gets hard when i watch other girls work out.

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>Why won't he date me sisters?
>He said I was used up just because I slept with Chad, Brad, Thad, Cad, Mad, Radd, and that one Lad.
>Where are all the good guys these days?

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>>40478767

>>40478767
this shit is delicious i wish i wasnt poor i would do goicmad

>>40478786
someone please shop this so all the pictures of guys are replaced with scooby.

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>>40478767

S I P G I R L S
I
P
G
I
R
L
S

>>40478767
>not blended

FUCKING NORMIES

>being above 5'7

Amazonians, when will they learn

>>40478818
PLEASE someone do this

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>cardiocels at the gym at 5 in the morning
>meanwhile stacy can have a mocha almond cappy for breakfast and still have a tight ass/perky chest

BUTT
HEIGHT
CHEST

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>>40479162

>Woman loses wieght and takes acutane
>Men have to work for years
Lmao

>>40479256

Kek

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>>40479251
God these threads are hilarious

>Post high status men. Time for an estrogen boost

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I have a fucking open pore on my right cheek

literal hole in my cheek its disgusting im disgusting nobody will ever fucking love me its permanent and im going to kill myself

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>>40478767

>>40478650
Her bone structure isn't fucked up like her skin is
If she lost weight and took care of her skin, she'd probably be at least a 6

>>40479362
>probably be at least a 6
above average? I don't think so

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>threadly reminder if you settle for anyone other than Chad this is what everyone thinks of you.

>he wants to date

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>>40478650
Guys will like you if you just put yourself out there

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>You just need to dress a little better femanon, you have a lot to work with!

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>I don't wear leggings to the gym

>Who /fraud/ here?

>I take estrogen boosters for dat there feminine curves and bigger tits.
>I also use clothes to shape my body and make up to "shape" my face.
>I did have surgery on my face and tits, and had the fat from my stomach moved into my ass and tights.

>>40479475
woah girl you gonna make it. Don't give up on your dream to get that chad of your dreams!

>>40479436
>being so desperate you have to do the chasing

L O L

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>Haha stop! Don't look at me! I look so bad in these AM classes

Is 60 minutes on the cross trainer enough if I want to have a Frappulicious Mochahontas and half a bar of chocolate for dessert?

Also, lmao'ing @ she-hulks who lift weights. Are you deliberately trying to get fat, sis?

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That girl who wears sweatpants to the gym.

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>tfw it's free pizza night at Planet Fitness

>>40478818
Pretty sure that's already been done

STACY drinks FRAPPÉS whilst you spend HOURS in the GYM

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>Oh Anon, I love you too!

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>>40478650
>Stacey looks like this and posts food and starbucks on instagram daily

>I count every calorie and the weight falls off everywhere but where I want to lose it

>>40478786
damn that room must smell heavenly

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>>40478650
>How can some people laterally be this mean

>I would never do this to any of my girls

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>mfw breastlet

IT'S NOT FAIR

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Mananon here, reminder that big guys only want ASAIN qts
>how can white girls even compete

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Can't stand this cunt.

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>>40479436
I'd let her lick my inner thighs while I was fingering her asshole

>n-no lesbo

I'm thinking of getting into lifting. This is the routine I was considering:

A:
Squats 5x5
Leg Press 5x5
Hamstring Curls 5x5
B:
Cardio

what do you gals think?

>>40480531
Asslet detected lmao

>>40480531
>Squats 5x5
>Leg Press 5x5
>Hamstring Curls 5x5
holy shit girl you're going to turn into one of those powerlifting monsters

it needs to look like

smith machine squats 3x15
hip thrusts 3x10
burpees 3x10

use light weight so you don't gain strength

>being over 5'6
reminder that no man will ever marry you

>>40478650
Surprisingly, although there are a few fatties I don't actually think anyone on /fit/ is that ugly.

Maybe they just dont post?

>>40480795
>I don't actually think anyone on /fit/ is that ugly

kek

>>40480593
anon here, I personally love taller girls

inb4 "dick of gtfo"

>>40478735
>guys
>on /fit/

>>40479303
>Can you even satisfy him without a 2.5×1.5in pussy
Sehs..

>>40480817
i'm 6'3 and have developed a fetish for short girls like 5'3
t. >>40480593

>>40480795
I come pretty close to her. My acne just isn't as red.

t. grill

wonwow

>>40480864
accutane

>>40478786
Said no woman, ever.

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>wearing leggings to the gym

Please tell me you don't do this femanons

>>40478650
Just lift face doesn't matter bro

>>40478700
underrated

>>40480379
>falling for chink eye meme
Hue

>>40480859
My last girlfriend was actually taller than me, I love that whole amazon vibe (I'm only 5'11")

>>40478695
yeah whatever bro.

>be me
>28 C
>start getting in shape
>1 year later
>now a 31 B

who else fell for the crossfit meme?

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Since I started lifting, I find myself staring at girl bodies more than I look at men. What have you done to me, /fit/?

>>40480817
>anon here, I personally love taller girls
implying boys know what they want

>>40480405
kek

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>>40478727
I hate women who do this shit.

beefy people are goat.

If we ever figure out how to make a race of susan strongs and Senator armstrongs I might die of a boner attack.

>>40478650
>tfw no 6'3", blonde haired, blue eyed, strong jawed, Greek God bodied, 6 figure income bf
Why can men not meet such humble standards?

>>40479413
tfw when face swap IRL

Menanon here, are girls really this obsessed with not gaining muscle?

I bet you think just cardio will get you guys? you have to be intelligent, and not completely sperg. At the very least you need to have a super tight pussy or we just fake it and pretend to nut.

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Daily Reminder that...


>You dream of snuggling with him while STACY is riding his cock
>You let him unload all of his feelings onto you, and then he unloads his seed into STACY
>STACY drinks STARBUCKS and watches NETFLIX and has a perfect body while you watch what you eat and workout every day and you still look like birdshit

It's all about FACE, ASS, and TITS, and if you don't have it, don't even waste your time.

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>>40481057
>FACE, ASS, and TITS
T. fatty with makeup

>>40481038
Most women arent aware of how much thought fitness takes. They think "just do the motions"=will give you results.

They arent aware of how much planning it takes or that there is an actual science that needs to be considered. So many women at the gym dont look like they know what they're doing- they're on their phones, they're talking about their personal problems at the gym, they're doing ineffective exercises

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>>40478767

>>40481038
I don't even fake it. I just make her cum and then leave.

Probably doesn't help that my last legit gf was 5'2". She was tighter than a 4 year old nun (don't ask me how I know that).

>>40481235
>She was tighter than a 4 year old nun
how do you know this?

>>40481250
I said don't ask.

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>>40481250
Well my last gf had been a nun for 4 years when we met, I seduced her and we fucked, then I pumped and dumped. She broke apart pretty badly desu, had a crisis of faith since I tempted her from her vows and just left. I didn't wanna talk about it since it's kinda fucked up and makes me feel awful but there you go.

>>40481250
He said not to ask.

>>40480895
Is that meme supposed to be chicks like it or hate it, bc i know I do that

>>40481278
If you must know, though... the last person to ask something after I said "don't ask" was a 4 year old nun...

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>>40481279
how the fuck can you do that to someone

>>40481279
>tfw I once convinced 2 church girls 2 stay at my place
>Me and my friend took both there vcards
>the morning after they both seemed super depressed as I led them out the door
>heard one say "We missed morning mass" as she walked down the driveway

Feel like shit to this day

>>40481279
lel

>>40481279
you should kill yourself.

and so should she.

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>>40480593

Wrong. I'm a manlet too 5'9", and there's a girl I liked a lot who was 5'8". I'm sure girls that height wish guys were taller, but it doesn't mean there aren't guys who like them. The only problem is a lot of time taller girls have weight problems. And if they're libshits then it's a no go.

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>>40480965
Anyone else wants to have sex with a girl ? No lesbo

>>40481057
wrong, Stacy has LEGS, if you have stumpy GOBLIN legs you will NEVER be Stacy

Do you think i have gyno?

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>>40481378
I forgot what this thread was for. I'm a retard. Ignore my post. I BTFO myself.

>>40478650

>no lesbo

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anyone else in love with david laid? He's so dreamy

>>40481038

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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POST GOAL BOD LADIES

CARTOON OR NOT

BUT MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T BEING PRESSURED INTO AN UNREALISTIC BODY TYPE PUSHED BY SEXIST MEN TO SEXUALIZE YOU AND TREAT YOU LIKE MEAT

>>40481434
OP said if /fit/ was full of grills, not the way it is now

>>40480148
Wow I love this girl

>>40481384
I would tonguefuck her cervix, if you know what I mean.

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>that girl who yawns during cardio

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Post hightest thick BBC

>>40482366
BIRD!!!

>>40481279
You glorious asshole

>>40482401

>mfw Dayquan would rather fuck Becky than me

White girls can't be robots

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>>40482401
>she fell for the BBC meme

Oh sweetie, are you ok from the domestic abuse? How are your kids faring without a father?

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No high est thread on the front page? Fucking low est infertile visible pore cuckqueans

HIGH EST
I
G
H

E
S
T

>>40481329
Holy Fuck I'm dying over here

Absolutelely
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
I
S
H

>>40480858
>2.5" deep
if he can't go balls deep there's less satisfaction. Also 1,5" wide at rest is like a fucking cave

>>40478650
I deserve to watch Disney movies and eat mac and cheese all day. I did squats for 30 minutes yesterday

>>40478786
why is she so bad at taking pictures?

>>40480148
lmao, this girl is a sociopath

>tfw involved in the arts, enjoy candles, wear chucks and slim fitting jeans, not super into sports
I basically am a grill already

>>40479189
If my brain wasn't fried by sleep deprivation right now I would

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>>40478786
>other day i slept with one of the hottest girls i've ever been with
>after the sex we got to talking, tells me she's had 63 partners
>find the number kinda shocking, but we're free spirited western kids in 2017
>watchagonnado, shrug it off
>tfw see this picture...

>>40483150
Uhhhhhh
Was her name Becky?

>>40483145
take your time anon, i am a patient boy.

is this a bizzaro /fit type of thread or what

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2017, she's STILL not swallowing!!

One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins and several helpful vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12 and zinc

>good for your skin
>no calories
>that extra protein boost
>salty taste
>boo grateful as fuck will buy you dinner, jewelry

ladies, what's your excuse?

>>40482366
Ok I laughed.

>>40478767
Is this good bulk food? I need to get bigger ass since this is all men care about.

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Does anyone know how to make a starbucks strawberry white chocolate frappuccino at home but with like less calories than actual Starbucks? I want to lose weight but I also can't separate from the white chocolate goodness, I can't get it as creamy as they do and I've tried semi skimmed milk and everything. Any ideas????

>>40478650
I'm not talking to you anymore.

>>40478767
You should do half and halfs with V8 juice. Get them veggies in.

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>>40479303
>high status men
Oh jesus.

>>40483444
>mixing coffee with v8
you fucking degenerate

>>40481285
kek

>>40483463
you gonna lose dem tones sis

>>40480014
bls stob DDD:

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>>40481329
Similar story but no sex involved.
>Be me
>In high school
>Super religious Mexican grill asks me out
>Virgin, never curses, always wears dresses never any tight fitting clothes, always amicable and super friendly
>I'm her first bf
>Things go great
>Discover 4chan
>Discover /pol/
>Get red-pilled
>Realize it's not in my best interest to go out with a non-white
>Break up with her
>She's devastated
>Won't stop calling me
>Get pissed
>Decide to take it a step further
>Buy a fuckton of weed
>She lives with her parents, all illegal
>Plant it in their yard
>Pay a homeless guy to call the police and tell them he saw some spics selling drugs to kids
>They all get deported
Making MAGA one day at a time lads, goodbye Castillo family.

>tfw ugly dude looks at me while I am doing yoga pants half-squads instead of chad the cunt destroyer

This is sexual harassment to be honest, I wish I could get him arrested

>>40478767
>>40479331
>>40480405
>>40482891

This is amazing, these posts temporarily filled my void, thanks /fit/

>>40480156
I don't mind small tiddys I'll suck them till their big

>>40483854
Report it. I got this disgusting rapist banned from the gym because he used the squat rack next to me when I wanted Chad to use it for his bicep curls. It took me some courage but you can make it too.

>>40483800
Nice going you fucking idiot. you can have at least fucker first.

>>40483800
9.7/10 doing gods work anon

>>40483800
cool story bro.

>tfw when Brittany talks shit about me behind my back

How do I fuck her bf /fit/?

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>>40483800
You're a god damn hero anon.

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Daily reminder all men crave the TIGHT ASIAN PUSSY.

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>>40483800
>tfw no qt mexican grill to deport

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>>40483800

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>Just be confident, girl
>Guys want a girl with personality anway

>bust my ass off helping those selfish pricks the best I can
>Idiot Stacey still gets more tips than me because of her body

IT'S NOT FAIR

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>tfw too old to become happy stay at home mother of 3
anyone else fall for the career woman meme?

>>40480156
a chestlet will never be able to satisfy a man and you know it.

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>>40483800
I hope this is real

>>40478650
Holy shit women are so ugly

>>40478786

>forgot dad

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>while ignoring dozens of men approaching me IRL/online
WHY AM I SO ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>that girl who wears lululemon to the gym

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>>40483800
>Making MAGA
>Making Make America Great Again
See me after class anon

>>40478650
ugh muscular guys are gross

>>40483800
kek

>>40480148
>tfw I do this

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>>40479546
DELET THIS

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>>40480148
OMG toootally fetch

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>I wipe my ass

wtf girls chad just posted a comment on my latest instagram selfie, he said "BRAP" or something like that, what does it mean ??

>>40483150
How old was she?

>>40478650
Everyone knows that "only doing legs is a meme" is just a meme.

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>>40478650
While slave in the GYM generically superior STACY is eating CHEESECAKE and getting railed by CHAD.

>>40478650
Name of the stacey on the left?
>n-no lesbo

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Is it just me that gets really sad thinking about Yzyy? can't believe shes gone Sis'

>>40485542
fuark she was so hot, remember all the chads that used to commit to being in a long term relationship with her?

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I picture most threads/stickies would be about heavy flows and what to do during those heavy weeks

>muhh rights

JUST REMEMBER,

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT GIRLS

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>>40485630

>>40482401
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>>40485670
>tfw this post gave me the perfect captcha

>>40481057
G R E H S

>>40480983
>If we ever figure out how to make a race of susan strongs and Senator armstrongs I might die of a boner attack.

I just creamed my knickers ladettes

>>40480148
I wouldn't mind marrying this woman desu

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>FACE
>CHEST
>HIPS

>>40478786
Jesus

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>>40478767

>>40478802
>goicmad
>not gobcad

eat my shorts

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>>40480895

if anybody here is legitimately curious what a female 4chan would look like

lolcow

>>40478767
Put me in the fucking screencap

>>40483800
I'll take that as things that never happened outside the mind of a delusional /pol/ autismo for 1 million american dollars

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>>40485859
HOLY SHIT

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>>40485542

>n-no lesbo

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>tfw the guy who like is fucking some Stacy tonight

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>>40486044

>tfw no qt bf

J-just keeping working out until he loves you, right girls?

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>>40485859
It's literally Tumblr.

>>40486172
>hating scott pilgrim & adventure time

that's kinda stupid desu, you shouldn't hate the OGs, just the people who continuously attempt to imitate it and do so poorly

>>40480148
kinda reminds a breh of gone girl fampai

>>40486172

nah. if anything, we'd love for the sjw/super feminist tumblr girls to fuck off our image board.
we have threads ridiculing tumblr's art, ideas and cows.

feel free to lurk but make sure to not shit up more threads with your spergy robot speak

>>40479303
>post high status men
My goodness the meta in this thread

>>40484019
>That feel when when
Brittany was right about you all along! Don't even bother talking to us again, this is just ridiculous

>>40478700
>across the infinite possible realities of the multiverse, some things never change

>>40481279
All you did was expose their true corruption. Good job crusader.

>>40479475
Does this actually work? I was sure that Birth Control is literally just estrogen. The extra estrogen causes your vaginal walls to get more mucus, which makes it harder for semen to make it through your Fallopian tubes.

If you want a bigger ass and more perky tits, you have to gain chest strength and ass strength. Bench and Squat, and keep your estrogen high with birth control pills and soy products.

Is there any benefits to the noShlick meme?

>>40480148
I can't help but this this is just a girl who got bullied writing out her revenge fantasy. Nobody's that gullible, even if they're fat.

>>40485542
>Yzyy

Anon you're a fucking genius
/thread

>>40480148
She's a keeper

>>40486583
YAAASSS QUEEN, you're totally right!

>>40486583
Breh, it's the 'ch0n. It's just some neckbeard in his mom's basement

>>40486628
You sound upset.

>>40486627
What does she keep?

>>40486641
(no, only my 'character' is)

>>40485859
You mean /cgl/?

>>40483800
You literally just described my gf, except for the fact that they got their citizenship.

Shes half dutch half peruvian tho.

I told her I want my kids to be white and she cried and told me that she thinks she is white and pointed out to me that her sisters who had white partners ended up with white kids.


I just want my kids to look like me, ya know

>>40480148
WTC?!?

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>>40486719
Yeah some people told me to keep her because she was "white enough". She doesn't really look that white to me t b h. They make look white on the outside but they're certainly not white on the inside.
Find a nice white femanon and save the white race brother.

>>40479251
Can you imagine the coordination required to take that pic? Not a whole lot but what a pointless, petty exertion of effort to look random and fun for your e-friends

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>>40485955
I'm not even joking but go check out the advice board right now.

It's full of girls complaining about why guys won't commit to them

It's quite literally the female verson of /r9k/

One big thing I caught on what that apparently girls are almost paranoid about potentially creepy/violent guys. Apparently when you're a de facto manlet and weigh 60lbs less than the average guy the world can be a scary place

>>40487326
what is that stupid ass dumb fuck shit retard hand position makes me sick

>>40486924
my sister just cranked out 8 children and they all have blonde hair and blue / green eyes.

fucking beautiful family.

feels bad mane cuz I aint gonna leave this chick any time soon

>>40486055
Yes my low fat cappuccino we're all gunna make it :)

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>>40487326
Oh wow I am laffin

Is not getting guys to commit the female version of incel?

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>>40485542
And we have the winner
/thread

>>40485859
>>40487326

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>>40478767

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>>40484225
Underrated

OH. MY. GOD. I'VE BEEN DOING 20 MIMUTES OF BIKE FOR, LIKE, A WEEK, AND I HAVEN'T LOST A SINGLE GRAM, THIS IS BULLSHIT..
Imma get me some starbucks after the gym. Oh my gosh.

So I was duing bodyweight lunges in the squal rack and this creep just kept looking at me like, what the fuck.
Stop staring at my ass you creep lol

So, my bf expects ME to put effort into our relationship? What a selfish prick am i right girls.

I was trying to do deadlifts because you girls told me it works your ass and this creep comes up to me and tells me I need to keep my back straight. I'm trying to work my ass, not my back, fuck off lol.

>>40478650
Tiffany is being such a BITCH ever since she started weight watchers. What, like you're better than us just because you eat tortellini now bitch? Who held your hair while you were puking after Golden Corral last week? Get a life!

>>40487509
Ohmygosh i hope they fell in love

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>There are girls on this board RIGHT NOW that aren't squatting to get a bigger ass

Kek, you bitches are never going to make it and you'll never get a BRAPP comment from a guy

>>40487633
Are you kidding me? Fucking race traitor thinks he's too good for us! He couldn't get any of my curves anyways.

>>40487642
>Not doing glute bridges
Enjoy your thunder thighs, slut!

>>40484357
Kekkkkkk

>>40487648
Well like maybe you're not curvy but just like fat?

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>>40487786
Are you calling THIS fat? Hunny you've got a lot to learn about men!

>>40487834
Umm excuuuuse you
Men want meat not gristle
And im not hunny
Honey has calories i cant afford in like my umm diet

>>40487854
Wow Rude! I don't identify as fat and I bet men would take my lumpy gristle over you any day!

>>40482401
C A P E T O W N
A
P
E
T
O
W
N

>>40478695
neither.
hog a bench and do hip thrusts.
make sure to wear booty shorts and post pics of you workin' out ;) on ig

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>Chad isn't viewing my gym mirror snapstories
gals, what should I do?

>>40486719
not sure about peruvian. but at least your kid wouldnt be a manlet with dutch genes.

>i am a dutch manlet 5.9
>why is everyone so big.
>little brother is 6 foot.

>>40488464
ain't so little then is he?

The new meat-lover's from Little Caesar's sure looks good

>>40480379
>Mananon
implying there are men on /fit/
kek

>>40480817
>>40481038

>guys on /fit/
pics or gtfo

>>40485542
Women don't have a y chromosome, so shouldn't her name just be Zzzz? Makes sense, not having the male chromosome and "catching some z's" in the sauna

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Can I achieve this look without forced vomiting daily?

>>40488628
I hope you meant
>dicks of gtfo

>>40480817
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>40480864
Post pics I wanna see your fucked up face.

>>40481279
You're going to burn in Hell

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STACY eats PIZZA and bangs CHAD while you eat CELERY and only get attention from CREEPS because of her superior genetically determined FACE, HIPS and WAIST

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>tfw my gym actually has a large number of women because it's the main spot in town for serious lifters and competitive bodybuilders
>because of this and the fact that I'm new most women there can outlift me
It's both emasculating and strangely arousing

>>40480817
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>>40482366

>>40480113
BEAKED

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>>40481279
>not marrying her right after

jesus, you wasted everything you degenerate

>>40484998
Why does this stock photo exist?

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>>40478650
> lol thinking doing a bitch split helps get ur booty get big

>>40481057
Please have a masculine vagina

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>>40486469
>american education
wew

ok you fucking retard, here is how birth control works
>estrogen in the pill
>estrogen is an inhibitor of follicle stimulating hormone and luteinising hormone (these are essentially what make ovulation occur through a cycle which i dont feel like explaining)
>as these hormones arent active, the woman does not ovulate so cannot be impregnated
birth control also contains progestin
>also inhibits the production of luteinising hormone
>makes the uterus inhospitable so if an egg is somehow fertilised, it can't grow
>limits the ability of eggs to be fertilised

progestin, not estrogen, thickens the cervical mucus but this is just a side-effect, not the mechanism by which birth control works

read a fucking book REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Fuck you /fit/ and your breastlet memes.

I can't afford new boobs right now and I've developed a complex about my nonexistant chest. I'm literally crying right now, I can't even.

The only comfort is knowing that unlike manlets, surgery exists to solve my self-esteem issues.

>>40490957
chad will see your fake tits from a mile away and want nothing to do with you, you will be stuck with those manlets you insult.

>>40490938
>I took a college physiology course: the post

whoa man you're so smart

>>40490998
>amerifat mad that he has to wait until college to learn how women work

>>40491027
nah your mom taught me enough in high school

>>40491034
dumb burger
>>40491027
dumb yuropoor

>>40491034
>>40491027
>>40490998
>>40490938
This is the product of American PUBLIC education, I live in burgerland and went to a private school. We had sex education starting in 5th grade

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>>40483426

> want to lose weight

You need to read Startio Cardio by Mary Rippletits.

>>40491051
yeah I'm sure they taught you about estrogen receptors in 5th grade. fucking retard

>>40491102
I said starting in 5th grade, meaning we had classes based around anatomy and reproductive health every year from there forward. They also taught us reading comprehension, something they evidentially skip in public school.

>>40491101
>Startio Cardio
sensible chuckle

>>40491134
says the KV incel lmfao

>>40483150
Remember that movie where the woman tells Hugh Grant she's been with 30 guys and it was supposed to be shocking?

>>40491199
education somehow correlates to lack of sex?

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>>40478650
>do any of you actually even lift?

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>>40481279
What a fucking monster.

I knew someone who was going to become a priest. He met a certain woman who was going to become a nun, they boned, had a kid, and got married.
To this day they're still together.

At least have the decency of marrying her, you disgraceful human.

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>>40484134
>butthurt uggo chink thinks she can compare to blondes

>>40487371
>Is not getting guys to commit the female version of incel?
It's as close as they'll ever get.

>>40490957
I'd be more concerned about that herpes on your lip you got from sipping on Jamal's meat straw

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>guy wants to date
>find out he's a virgin from his best friend
>turn down virgin because they are clingy
>fuck his friend

>>40491250

Damn which is that?

I remember THIS being VERY taboo and explicit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IxzU9Nb-68

>>40485217

I know 21 year olds who are 100+ and know how to hide it to their beta BFs who believe theyve been with 5 or 6

>>40486924
You went full stormfag son. That girls is criollo as fuck.

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I've been doing NoFlick for three months and noticed breast gains, is this making it, gaahls?

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Listen here baby boy. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are, but just know that I could do better. You hear me hot stuff? PERFECT, but I could do better. Don't ever change, unless you want to fuck me. You deserve anything and everything I want. Stay safe for me, beefcake.

>mfw thinking of your wallet hurting

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>>40493011
>mfw thinking of your wallet hurting

>>40493011
>But I could do better
>your wallet hurting

Ayy/10

>>40481279
>>40481329
Damn, the thought of defiling someone so pure makes me hard.

>>40485859
>lolcow
>Anal bleaching

Truly I have learned new things today.

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HIGH EST ONLY

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>>40493165
>homo
>high est

what did she mean by this?

>>40493184
>needs to see a vagina to get off
fuck off dyke

>>40478695
Just squat with the kettle bells

>>40485859
Holy shit, that was an interesting insight into the female psyche. I think I'm gonna start lurking on it.

>>40481279
Damn dude, you should feel awful. Does she at least know you feel awful? Fuck

Anyone fellow sisters have any tips when your feminine penis doesn't fit into your boyfriends masculine vagina?

>>40493302
get a boyfriend with a deeper vag.

>>40478786
>tfw your name isn't Mad Lad

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>>40478767

>>40492897
underrated

>>40481187
what a cutie

>>40491051
I went to a public school and we had sex ed in 5th grade too. Again in 7th grade health and probably HS health but I tested out of that.

The thing is, sex ed here is pretty prude- like the curriculum doesn't really acknowledge actual sex except "use a condom." Tons of info on STD's as well, they really didn't want us having sex kek

>>40493351
its dem puritan roots bruh

>>40483150

I am a grill who has had sex with 12 guys. How much is too much?

>>40493363
2

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>>40493363
you can't have sex with too many guys hun.

it's literally impossible

I have had sex with over 60 guys.

>>40493382
>t. beta incel fat fedora virgin

>>40482879
nice nice

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>>40491276
>57 kilos
she certainly doesn't

>>40493508
>t. fatasfatass powerlifter who thinks she has an ass because she squats 100 kilo

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>>40493508
I need more smug faces

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>>40493393
Nice

I think the best way to tell if a guy is alpha is whether or not he cares how many lays you've had. If he doesn't care then it means he's confident he's got that good dick and has nothing to worry about.

>>40493382
doesn't have the good dick

>>40493518
>not doing ss and gocsad

>>40480892
Oh I bet many definitely have.
Definitely literally heard
>Where are all the good guys these days?
before

>>40493382
This.

>>40493588
>t buttmad virginal slut who is too ugly to get a dick

lmaoing at ur life hunny

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>>40493534
ok

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>>40493534

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Fine, here you go you fucking fags

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>>40492813
nahh dude. She just lucked out in the gene game, plus the lighting and makeup. The rest of her family looks full mestizo

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>>40478767

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>>40493534

>>40486055
>>40486055
>current year
>not being able to get Chad
lmao, unless you are a fatty chan or a breastlet you have no excuse. Been fucking/dating a Chad for a year shit, shit is easy if you are slightly fit.
>Go to gym wearing something cute with more than light makeup on but not club level (guys will think you are natty lmao)
>Make sure you wear a sports-bra, if you a breastlet pad your shit
>actually if you are a breastlet just get implants
>implying breastlets will ever learn to get implants
>Squat something heavy but you can manage for a few reps like lmao1plate
>find Chad at the gym, there is always a least one (try to ignore Pajeets and Chongs looking at you)
>do a couple of sets then increase you weight a little bit
>ask Chad to spot you. make sure you do one more rep than possible so Chad "spots you"
>D will be given
He will do the rest. If he is dumb (ugh even Chad can be dumb), drop some hints like "hey if I need a spot again I hope I can count on a big guy like you my # is" or "are you hungry? want to get a blah blah blah". Honestly, I have be given too much high quality D with this.

>>40483800
Think you may have fucked up there famalam

>>40485859
>ugh an unattractive guy tried to talk to me again fucking anyone else hate dealing with creeps?

Jesus christ

>>40490957
>meme

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>>40491101
>she fell for the startio cardio meme

>>40479251
We've been over this. It's
FAT DISTRIBUTION
FACE
FRAME

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>>40481279
you're an agent of Satan