help!!!! >finally got confidence to take a naked shower at

Lol micropenis

>>40474939
no I am 6 inches with a boner no joke, it just gets extremely small when it's cold out

the biggest issue is that this guy talks to all the same people I talk to at the gym, and they all think I'm kind of cool, but now he knows my secret that I am too anxious to pee in front of him and he might tell people I have a small penis when it was just cause I was cold

thinking about switching gyms...

>>40474954
God you're pathetic

>>40474954
>no I am 6 inches with a boner

Wow thats pathetic, the average is 6 inches flaccid, you have problems son.

>>40474954
You're not thinking rationally.

>>40474969
yeah maybe

>>40474996
yes I am, if I saw someone that acted like I did, I would probably jokingly tell my friends

>>40474910
the only way you can win is by not giving a fuck

>>40474954
>>40475006
ask yourself 'why do i care'

Take some viagra before going to the gym and enter the showers when he's there. Make sure you make eye contact and smile st him.

>>40475044

this tbqfhwyf, i grind up an entire bottle of viagra, add some water, and let it dry, and then just lick that 3-4 times before going to the gym or going to a pub; kind of like a salt lick for horses, but with less salt and more viagra

>>40474990
Lol shut the fuck up you absolute fucking mongoloid no it isn't. I know you like making yourself feel bad about your 4 inch hard cock but shut the fuck up

Stop being so insecure? You're making a huge deal out of this and it's not. Unless you're trying to get inside his pants, this is a non-issue.

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>>40475006
Well if you would have done that to someone who had the same problems as you did then why shouldn't hr do it, that would make you equally shit people. But he probs won't because he's probably not as pathetic as you, friend.

Is this real? I'm black and buff and never shower in the gym cause i don't want some fag sneaking a pic. But if this is real, i might just start strutting my dick in the locker room hahaha mires are mires regardless of where they come from, rite?

Might have to beat up any nigga that looks too long tho. I ain't with that gay shit

>>40474954

Telling people will also say that he was looking at your junk in the first place. I think he doesn't have any reason to go talk shit about you.

>>40474990
my dick is 4 inches soft 7 1/2 hard
shut up

I WAS IN THE POOL

>>40474910
I walk into the gym shower already semi-hard and as i make my entrance i slowly stroke my dick while the other hand rubs my chest.

Because you see, with dick in hand, the fear slips away and now i see the fear in the eyes that are upon me.

>>40474954
Why are you projecting your desire to look at and rate other's cocks onto others?

>>40474910
this isn't r9k senpai

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>>40474910
>how do I become better than him?

Simply subscribe to the ideology of National Socialism. Congratulations! You are automatically better than that disgusting half-breed!

>>40474954
my cock is really small too when flacid but is above average size when hard. I dont care much (I go to mixed saunas with qt's even), and you shouldnt either. If you have the size when it counts its all good. Your insecurity is completely understandable but you'll get over it with time.

>>40474954
HAHAHA SMOL BENIS

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>Caring what a literal nigger thinks

Holy fuck, kys

>>40474910
You're going to be the next gym twink

Next time you see him lube your asshole because otherwise he will fuck you dry.

>only me and other guy in gym shower
>our eyes meet
I've never felt so gay

Let him fugg you with his benis OP

>>40474954
Who ever talks about strangers' dicks? You're paranoid

>>40474954
>implying he's going to go around saying "ay yo muddafuggas, yall shoulda seen dis cracka, ay yo, he godda small dick mang

He wouldn't do that. The immediate response would be "Lol okay, are you a fag, staring at it?"

>>40477946
Well, OP does. But I have to admit that should not surprise us

>>40474990
my dick is 5 inches flacid , 3 hard

>>40474910
You're obviously gay for dark meat.

>>40477946
> ayyo that lil nigga came walkin' ass naked out the showers wit a little baby dick yo' shit had me in tears ahahahaha

*laughter*

>>40474910
This sounds like the plot to some gay Blacked shit. Like OP is so insecure about his penis size and sexuality that he offers to suck and fuck the black dude so he doesn't tell

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>>40474990
>6 inches flaccid

Yeah, maybe if you suffer babby dick syndrome.

>>40474910
>have confidence to take shower naked in public space
>doesnt stop thinking about cocks

typical /fit/

Kek

I have a big dick and guys are constantly staring at me in the locker rooms and showers. Even had a black guy bending over once literally offering his butthole to me but I'm not gay and was grossed out.

Nobody cares OP. Literally nobody cares. Some dudes walk around with boners and others walk around with shriveled up weiners because they just showered or just worked out and the blood is flowing to other places. Regardless, nobody cares.

The only people who do care are FAGGOTS

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If in America just shoot him and claim self defense

Trump is president now you can get away with stuff like that

>>40474910

It isn't locker room talk to talk to a group of friends about a dick you saw in the shower.

No one gives a fuck if you piss or not besides you, which is why you couldn't piss.

If you some how fell ass first into a woman and managed to keep your ethereal spaghetti being together long enough for her to consider you her boyfriend, she would leave you due to your large amount of insecurities about other men fucking her.

Get a therapist.

>>40474910
Just let him fuck you already.
You were clearly staring at his dick out of lust.

>>40474910
When will race bainting end

>>40474910
who gives a shit? every guy knows your dick shrinks in cold water and during workout, not to mention about growers and showers.

t. 2 inches soft and almost 8 hard

>>40474910
>>>40474939
>no I am 6 inches with a boner no joke, it just gets extremely small when it's cold out
>
>the biggest issue is that this guy talks to all the same people I talk to at the gym, and they all think I'm kind of cool, but now he knows my secret that I am too anxious to pee in front of him and he might tell people I have a small penis when it was just cause I was cold
>
>thinking about switching gyms...

This is a severe case of autism ladies and gents.

>>40474990
Actually the average is 6 inches flaccid, naked in a snowstorm at -20°C while drinking icewater.