>just went to the college gym with my bro >everything

There is nothing even remotely interesting to this story to warrant a continuation

Sure

>>40467027
Hurry up with your blog post cunt

>>40467027
>not "You feeling /fit/, buddy?"
dropped

>>40467027
This story is kinda boring. What am I missing?

>>40467037
>Not having your shitty story written out before commencing a fucking fail of a thread

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>move over and start doing some calf raises with weights for sick calf gains
>Obese landwhale walks up and picks up a two 24 dumbbells
>immediately slips out of her greasy fat hands
>smashes down almost smashes down right in her feet
>visibly shaken she jumps outta the way
>decide the beta white knight and pick up the weight and put it back
>doing my raises and the old lady approachs me and thanks me
>Tell me that these kids are autistic and trying to improve coordination
>They move over the the bw section
>pick up the medicine balls and start doing pass the fucking parcel with the balls
>the fatty and the qt Arabic girl go back to back and start playing pass the parcel
>visibly grinning and enjoying it
>After that me and my mate decide to see how press ups we could do
>Bust out a quick 74 pressups, look up
>Qt Arabic autist girl miring
>As I'm leaving I take a quick sip from the fountain
>See qt girl with the old lady going near the fountain
>Say to gymbro stuff to do next week
>autism qt asks what we where doing
>blurt out "Free weights, good for balance and stuff, I'm kinda like Will Smith since I hate machines"
>Gymbro laughs, qt let's put a really big smile after literally 4 seconds
>say "see you round yeah"
>STILL smiling I walk out and hear her shout "YEAH" look back and she's waving
>Gymbro teases me in the locker room about her, says she likes me
>not sure if uberautism or genuine infatuation

0/10

>moslem
>qt

pick one

...There's more right??

0/10, gave me cancer.

>>40467168
why didnt u ask for number u fuck face

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>AREEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEE
WHY DOES NOTHING FUCKING INTERESTING HAPPEN TO ME WHY
WE HAD FUCKING AUTISM AND FUCKOG RETARDS DROOLING IN MY GYM YET I CANT MAKING A FUCKIG GOOD GREENTEXT ABOUT IT

REEEEEEEEE SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPEN

>TFW NO GF
>TFW BRAINLET NO GOOD GREENTEXT
>TFW LIFELET BORING SHIT ALL THE TIME
REEEEEEEEEEER

>>40467249
I'll give you a 1/10 bro just for the 'I, Robot' reference.

>>40467249
The story had a solid-ish start, but you ended it while it was still in the rising action, we didn't even reach a climax. A good green text would have had something happen after the Assyrian Mongaloid became infatuated with you.

>>40467168
>not sure if uberautism or genuine infatuation
Is there much difference here on /fit/

>>40467168
24lb. dumbbells aren't even heavy