>tfw you fell for the nofap meme and now can't get an

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>no fap for a month
>forgot how to cum

just end me famalam

I did 1 month of noporn for shits and giggles, went great. Still fapped about twice a week and my dick worked fine.

I did nofap for a week. I completely forgot my dick existed and when it was time to fuck sloots it was VERY DIFFICULT for me to get it up.

Nofap is definitely a meme

How would that even happen

Is this bait

i did no fap for a month a while ago and the first time after the month ended felt great. now im doing no porn for hopefully forever.
anyone have any experience with giving up porn? i saw a couple videos on the downsides of watching porn and that basically convinced me

>>40463693
I shit you fucking not

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>tfw expecting results after one month
It's like you guys have worked out before and know progress is slow.

I did no fap for 2 weeks, the first few days I felt energetic as fuck, but after that it felt like i could never fully relax and there was always something bothering me, relapse almost made it worth it tho desu

>>40463645
i know that feel

86 days in now

no morning wood
no random erections

still same old me

my thoughts get too toxic and centered around sex if i don't fap or have sex.

nofap is a meme for people who think not ejaculating will magically make them alpha. it won't. everyone's different.

>>40463910
I've given up porn for about 2 months now. feels good man. Shit definitely rots your brain. I'm also more motivated to talk to girls now too.

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>fell for the half open relationship meme

>>40463645
>did 90 day nofap
>get a semi looking at a squirrel's asshole
don't know that feel

>>40464292
When people say no porn, does that mean they can still fap but they have to use their imagination? Or does it imply that normal nofappers will look at porn but don't fap to it, and noporners cut out both?

>do nofap for a week
>dick falls off and I get prostate cancer

>>40463693
This happened to me. Didn't touch my dick for 1.5 weeks and I could no longer get hard. Took about a week of mushing it wind to get a full hard-on again

>fail nofap constantly
>take SSRIs
>nofap becomes EZ mode
wew

>>40463947
But im like what you described without doing nofap so I guess ill keep trying.

>>40464155
Nofap is supposed to help people recover from porn induced ed which is what I suspect caused my lack of erections.

>>40465029
the whole point is to ultimately cut out porn. over consumption of porn is detrimental to sexual health i.e. bang real qt 3.14's instead

>>40465214
>take SSRIs
>can't get it up with a girl
wewlad indeed

Da fuk? I did 2 weeks nofap because I was travelling and surrounded by family the entire time, I couldn't sit through a stiff breeze without drawing wood.

>did it for a week
>fapped anyways
>tfw have a hard time making it past a week without fapping
>around that point willing to just fuck anything that moves

I really just want to stop looking at porn.

>>40465408
Porn makes me feel fucking degenerate. That's why I stopped.

first 3 days you want to fuck everything
then it gets a bit easier
day 7-10 your penis basically dies, as your brain starts throwing a tantrum that you arent feeding it sweet sweet dopamine.
day 14 it comes back to life and youll be so fucking horny youll need a straight jacket to not fap.

>>40465408
You fail because you're not like the rest of these genetic failures with a test deficiency. You have too much and your alpha body wants to get rid of the excess

>>40465408
I used to do nofap, then I realized that NOPORN was the true way, also nocum.

Feel like a beast

nofap changed my life. i couldnt maintain eye contact for more than a second or two before it. it was fucking incredible.

here;s the catch: I was an absolute fucking degenerate prior to this, fapping to porn 3+ times every day for 5 years. of course thats gonna fuck me up

>>40465462
>

>>40465476
I thought mine was bad. I fapped once a day for like 1+ year. Sometimes even 2. Felt like a total beta around girls in public. Porn really fucks up your perception, you gotta be the boss of that bitch.

>>40465487
indeed. it totally destroys your masculinity. part of it is dopamine related and part of it is testosterone related. i know because porn withdrawals feel like adderall withdrawals. and sticking a needle of testosterone in my ass gave me the same feeling of nofapx10

>>40465494
>more tetesterone
>makes you a bigger pussy
Isn't it the opposite?

>>40465494
So testosterone does nothing?

>>40465500
nah man fapping to porn all the time destroys your masculinity. nofap revives it.

>>40465199
>mushing it wind
Memes aside, what did he mean by this?

>>40465509
you dont have to believe me but nofap changed my life more so than any other form of self improvement i've tried.

Fap every couple of days, unless you're getting pussy on the reg, nofap is pure broscience. The only true part of it is curbing your porn consumption.

>>40463645
>cousin tells me he's doing nofap
>does it for 4 months
>dies of internal bleeding in his sleep
>wet dream ruptured his vas deferens

rip caleb

>>40465291
>implying I have >0% chance of having intimate contact with a female
eyyy lad

just stop watching porn it isn't hard. No fap is a meme tho. jacking off like 3 times a week is best way

Do NoPorn.
After like a week or 2 of nofap your dick will die, no erection, you'll think it actually shrank.

Just fap like 3 times per week, only once per day, and no porn.

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>be me
>used to jerk off once a day like clockwork
>start accutane for terrible acne
>start losing sex drive and no longer experience random boners
>involuntary start nofap because I no longer have the urge to jerk off
>first time with a girl I couldn't stay hard and got nowhere close to finishing
>jerking off is no longer a fun activity, it's a curse, just a reminder of what i used to be
>naked girls make me feel nothing, and I can only get hard by looking at the most perverted shit on my computer
>stay on accutane because dick is already fucked, might as well have clear skin by the end of this
>there's no section for this problem in the sticky
>mfw

fuck this meme and don't take accutane

>>40465029
imagination

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>>40463645
>tfw you fell for the nofap meme and now can't get an erection to save your fucking life
Eat more meat/protein, sleep more, work out more/harder than you already do, have more sex and fap more to increase your test and save your dick
>>40463682
>>40463693
A lot of people refer to it as flatlining, but it's just your dick quitting on you because you haven't been using it. Use it or loose it.
>>40463947
>no morning wood
>no random erections
Quit start fapping and do the above as well
>>40465500
Yes, but people ITT aren't bothering to separate fapping without porn vs. fapping with porn
>>40465511
So quit the porn but don't quit or demonize fapping like a retard
>>40465284
>But im like what you described without doing nofap so I guess ill keep trying.
You sound low test. Either way , a meme isn't going to help you. Doing the above will help and make your dick work
>>40465517
>>40465494
Porn can fuck you up, but fapping's not responsible for any of these
>destroys your masculinity. part of it is dopamine related and part of it is testosterone related.
If you'd have treated your fap habits more normally you still could have fixed. There's no reason to quit or otherwise demonize fapping
>>40465509
>So testosterone does nothing?
Testosterone does a lot of things including being an important hormone in, and responsible for, libido. despite being called the male hormone it's involved in other important things and healthy amounts are important for both men and women
>(cont.)

>>40466627
>(cont.)
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>http://urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>http://www.frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>http://m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>http://answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
>http://press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>https://www.anabolicmen.com/fats-and-testosterone/
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html?m=1
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17520786

>>40464292
>I'm also more motivated to talk to girls now too

You still don't tho.

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>nofap for 20 days
>5 sleep ejacs
>morning wood every day

>>40466627
>Yes, but people ITT aren't bothering to separate fapping without porn vs. fapping with porn

And what is the difference exactly? Phisilogicly is the same you beat the meat you cheat your sperm and then you eject. If I am imagining fucking my bff who is hot asf blonde or watching Sasha get fucked hard I still beat my meat and I still finish off.

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>>40466627
Fuck man,i've deprived myself from porn for so long because i thought it would cure my premature ejaculation after reading basically all of YBOP articles but actually,stopping porn made me more sensitive to sex and made my Pre E even worse

Thanks for that pic,anon

>>40466763
If there's no difference why watch porn?

>tfw can jack off to pretty much anything I want and still get 100% hard when it's time to get my dick wet

I've been jerk ing off to fucking up hentai, sissy hypno, cuck shit, bestiality, etc for over 3 years.

If you can't separate your porn interest from IRL sex I feel bad for you son.

>>40466840
cuz I like it?

>>40466635
*
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa

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>masturbated 3 times in the last 2 hours
>it's only noon
I wish I had the willpower to quit

>>40466763
>And what is the difference exactly? >Phisilogicly is the same you beat the meat you cheat your sperm and then you eject. If I am imagining fucking my bff who is hot asf blonde or watching Sasha get fucked hard I still beat my meat and I still finish off.
The difference is you're having some alone time with your fap habits without the computer and especially not going down rabbit holes that could lead you to have problems with watching super fucked up shit

>>40463938
What kind of dog is this

>>40465029
fap to imagination

I did it for a month and did not feel different at all. pretty sure whatever effect it has is purely placebo. Now I just feel on edge if I don't do it for a while. It is very relaxing.

Matthew Mcconaageuh in wolf of all street was right.

> you got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing

You don't want to implode do you?

What are the benefits of noporn?
Also, does no porn also mean I can't fap to pics, for example from high test thread? And what about 2d drawnings? What about impossible to enact irl fetish drawnings?

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>>40463645
>>40466627
>go out with qt on valentines day
>best first date of my life
>can't have sex because of logistics
>do nofap for a week because I want steaming sex next time I see her
>meet up again yesterday
>have lots of fun, end up at my place cuddling and watching a movie
>make out in the sofa with a throbbing boner
>throw her on bed and finger her
>never seen a more horny girl
>dick dies when I take my pants off
>fuark
>she's obviously disappointed, but I get her off a couple of times and it's not too big of a deal

WHAT THE FUCK SENPAITACHI I THOUGHT NOFAP WAS SUPPOSED TO FIX ED, NOT CAUSE IT

I'm seeing her again on saturday, how do I ensure this shit doesnt happen again.

If I lose this golden grill because of ED I'll hate myself forever, I didn't think girls like this exist
>tfw feel in love for the first time since I was fucking 14

I'm not looking at porn ever again in my fucking life. Should I fap to imagination until saturday or just keep my hands off my dick entirely?

Considering getting some viagra as failsafe

>mfw writing this

>>40467965
bro im in the same fucking boat!!! WE NEED A PLAN

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.>tfw you fell for the jelqing makes your dig bigger
>dig is now bigger
>mfw

>>40463645
>Started nofap 4 days ago
>now a simple kiss without tongue of my girlfriend and I get hard

>>40467965
Bro, 1 week of nofap will not fix years of porn watching lmao

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>>40468105
I know senpai, I just want tips for what to do before saturday.

Fap to imagination or stay the fuck away from dick?

>>40463947
>no random erection

You do ealize healthy males re supposed to have erection daily? That is literally a sign of a healthy penis. No erections sounds like you're heading to an erectile dysfunction.

>>40468152
id suggest stay away from penor, might bust mad quick tho

porn industry pls go

>>40463645
are you me?
I'm 3 weeks into it and I no longer have any drive

>>40467965
You should already have completely cutted on porn. Also dont touch the dick u fkin dick

>>40465437
>day 14 it comes back to life and you'll be so fucking horny youll need a straight jacket to not fap

More like day 2

>>40466791
Porn makes you a cuck.

>>40465462
wtf is nocum?

>>40463947
u gotta do male deer exercise tho bra http://www.umaatantra.com/male_deer_exercise.html

Does nudes of your girl break noporn?

>>40465632
Get the fuck out

you guys dont understand how your body works

youre not supposed to just have boners all the time for no reason. there should be SOME sort of stimulus

i bet if a chick started twerking on your lap all of a sudden your little man would stand right up

no fap is supposed to clear your mind of all the hormones you been constantly pumping into your system. it's supposed to give you clarity and have you focus on other things besides your fucking dick. that's where the gains come in. you're still gunna have a boner, just go grab some thicc bitch by the waist. watch what happens

this thread summed up
>hurr durr what is "flatline"
>I DID 3 DAYS - 1 WEEK NOFAP AND IT DOESNT WORK
How you expect fix YEARS AND YEARS of porn watching with just couple of days / weeks. How can people who participate in "sport" that requires months and years to get result be so degenerate?

>>40466190
Thanks bro I was considering taking accutane for my mild acne but shit like this makes me know I'd rather be one big pimple than deal with these side effects.

Also I'm already a depressive cuck I feel like that shit would make ke kill myself.

>>40466763
Because porn is maximum stimulation from an outside source. Using your imagination forces you to bring out stimulation from your own mind. If you watch tons of porn of seeing naked girls anal'ed by bbc, having vanilla sex with a girl isn't going to give you the stimulation needed to give you a boner since you've set the threshold so high.

>what is a flatline?

>>40467965

dude, don't listen to anyone.
Do a little stress relief before going to bed and you're good to go

[spoiler]Source: 28, Been with gf for three years now, and never been single or on a dry spell for more than 6 months since 17[/spoiler]

>>40469116
well fuck me, I still can't get to use spoilers right

>>40467088
A sad one.

>>40468801
This thq, the same way you don't just go from 1pl8 to 4pl8 in few weeks these things take time.

>>40469129
not every board has spoilers, buddy

I've been fapping 1-2 times daily for 20 years now. Feels great and never had any problems.

>>40465512
I think he meant jackhammering a softie

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>>40469116
>>40470038
>Do a little stress relief before going to bed and you're good to go
What kind of stress relief? I imagine asking the girl to wait for 20 minutes for me to finish my meditation session might be kind of a buzz kill.

Thanks senpaitachi, I know it's just a mental thing. Never had a problem with girls I felt entirely comfortable with.

>>40467965
>I'm not looking at porn ever again in my fucking life. Should I fap to imagination until saturday or just keep my hands off my dick entirely?
>>40468031
Do
>Eat more meat/protein, sleep more, work out more/harder than you already do, have more sex and fap more to increase your test and save your dick
until Saturday. On Saturday either jack it less if at all if you're sure it might not help. I've done it multiple times and can be rearing to do. But for you both in this in situation. I'm not sure how you'd think you'd fare the day of. However, do all of what I said above until that day and don't ignore parts or the rest of it. Also don't buy that Viagra. You don't need it and you'll have no choice then.
Also this >>40469116
Jacking off and sex before sleeping is relaxing and there is science behind why as well why both, and especially sex can make you sleepy
>http://www.livescience.com/32445-why-do-guys-get-sleepy-after-sex.html

>>40470114
>>40470110
>What kind of stress relief?
I assumed he meant just fap before bed

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>>40470152
Oh. Fair enough, I'm certain the porn's the problem either way. Staying away from porn and teaching my stupid brain that pleasure shouldn't be associated with pixels on my computer is the main goal.

>week 2 of nofap
>last night can't sleep
>ragingerection.exe
>jerk off
>sleep instantly uninterrupted until time to wake up

>>40470110
dude wtf, with stress relief I was referring as in fap before going to bed and don't worry about it.
If you have PE, do sex then wash rinse and repeat. Sometimes I come too quick, then I clean it, go down on her pussy and in the time it takes for her to cum I'm already up to fuck her senseless.
if your buddy can't get up, fap 1-2 times a day and try to be calm when with her. jesus christ it's a woman, not some kind of deity

>>40469109
this

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> 2 hours into nofap
> dick falls off

>>40463910
no porn is the way to go. the videos you watched were probably spot on, it literally destroys your sexual health. porn leads to all sorts of sexual problems, and can really hinder performance as well.

Stick with it bro. There are no downsides, only benefits

>>40468681
>It should be noted that along with increasing sexual health, enjoyment, mental clarity, and overall vitality, the exercise increases male fertility and virility. Appropriate precautions should always be taken to prevent an unplanned pregnancy, and the possible transmission of venereal disease!
Sounds like a bunch of chinese bro science but I'm still gonna try it

why is this "nofap" garbage actually taken seriously? If you don't fap you accumulate semen, you feel hornier, and can't stop thinking about sex. You people are fucking retarded.

>>40466190
Fucking this. My parents put me on accutane for moderate acne when I was about 14, I'm 18 now and I've finally almost fully recovered my sex drive. One of the most notable things it did was decrease my ejaculatory volume drastically, it would just dribble out onto my hand. Just yesterday I almost hit myself in the face with my cum, feels good to finally have my dick back. There is hope.

>>40463645
It's almost as if everything in life should be taken in moderation

>nofap for 80 days
>still get boners all the time
>don't find degenerate porn appealing anymore
>faggots in this thread who don't like nofap couldn't last a couple weeks if they tried

Why can't you all admit you are all addicted to fapping? Any person that tells you people have been fapping for hundreds of years could never show you anything to back it up. Life is about discipline and masturbation is not healthy. Masturbating causes you to receive pleasure with no sense of accomplishment. Fuck off anti-nofap faggots.

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>>40463910
Idk if it is a placebo, but since then my motivation levels have skyrocketed.

>tfw starting my own business
>sense of adventure in life, travelling abroad regularly
>becoming /fit/
>confidence through the roof

Life's good m8

>>40467088
Looks like an Australian shepherd

>>40465632
Lol rip my sides

>>40468631
>More like day 2
Did you even read the fucking post you illiterate little shit

This also happened to me. Stay away from nofap, it's not for everyone.

>>40465291
I'm not really interested in girls when I'm on SSRIs so I don't care. I'm happier without the nonsense. You definitely gain perspective

This also happened to me. Stay away from nofap, it's not for everyone.

Daily reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwmc-FsaTKY

>>40468720
>youre not supposed to just have boners all the time for no reason
Actually you are because when you pop boners for seemingly no reason, it's actually you're body just checking that things still work/your able to have sex. Your body can literally do automated checks on your dick

On day 13 of nofap and a bitch gave me a poptart for no reason, if this continues I'll have to stop nofap because i hate poptarts but feel rude saying no.

>>40464317
so would you describe that as.... cucked?

>>40472986

If you're under 40 and still don't get morning wood you may have a problem