>Look, I'll make you an offer. I'll give you a 7/10

>>40451729
What about any gains I make after getting this 7/10?
Can you promise blue eyes?

>>40451729
How about you give me citizenship instead and I'll give you my vote.

>>40451729
I wouldn't give up 1% if my gains for your whore

>>40451775

You're dead to me.

>>40451828
>lifting for girls
ITT Desperate autists who can't get laid

>>40451828
Dead you hear me? DEAD!

>>40451729
Jokes on you, i don't have any gains!

>>40451853
D-E-D.... DED!!!!!

>>40451846

>he doesn't know who Kevin O'Leary is.

Insane.

>>40451729
i'll take it
i'm so lonely

>have a fever that whopped me last week
>made negative gains
I think you have yourself a deal.

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> mfw 50% of 0

>>40451729
i would do it only so i could make a deal with the kevin 'king of gods' o'leary

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>I'll make you a counter-offer. I only want 10% of your gains but you can never fuck the 7/10 just enjoy her company and show her off to friends and family

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>>40451828
>youre
>you are dead

>>40452338
handjobs okay? what about looking at her naked?

can i end the offer and go back to a clean slate after 1 year?

>tfw started this meme

You guys should thank me desu

>>40452338
25% and I only get to fuck her, nothing else.

>>40452356
I- I don't understand what you're (you are) getting at.

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>I'll make an offer. I'll give you the 7/10 gf you want, for only 25% of your gains, but I want 10% of every gain you make for the next three years.

I'd give Lori 100% of my gains if you know what i mean ;)

>>40451729
30% and 8/10 who loves me forwver or i fucking walk right out of her and vote for that lady boy prime minister

>>40451729
Jokes on you I'm dyel as fuck

>What if gains have helped secure that 7/10 gf?

Side note, anybody else in a situation where you talking to a girl who most guys would agree is a 7-8/10 but is 11/10 for you?
Currently there, kinda nice because there's not much competition.

ive seen this exact format, with the same exact replies and pictures, at least 3 times.

fuck off you turbo autist.

>>40451729
Take them all, I just want affection

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>>40451729

I'll jump in here.

I only want 15% of your gains, but you have to give me oral sex 5 times.

>>40453124

Fuck. Make it 30% for sex 5 times for however long I want and you have yourself a deal.

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>>40453124
>>40453141

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>>40453141
Whoa for 30% I can find a black guy in the hood who will let you fuck them any time day or night FO THE REST OF HIS LYFE

>>40453204

Nigga this is Lori we're talking about.

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>>40451729

Let me tell you a story...

>>40451751
Don't vote for him foreigner. He is a greedy liberal.

>>40453124
>have to

I'll counter offer, 50% and i'll give you oral sex an unlimited number of times, no limit, whenever

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9/10 gf for 30% of your gains.

This is my only offer either accept before the next shark pitches or negotiates or I'm out.

I really want to go play basketball with my team.

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Alright, alright let me make another deal that these other guys can't compete with.

I'll give you a SOLID 8/10 gf or bf if you give me 49% of your gains right now and only 5% of the gains you make for the next two years. You can only have sex 5 times a week, though.

>>40453391
I ACCEPT

Btw Mavericks suck the Rockets ass

>>40453434
>or bf

DONE

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>>40452356

>your dead to me
>my dead to you

>>40452984
You know, Robert, I really like this deal, and I'd love to partner with you, but Barbara's offer is very strong... Can you give me an 9/10, and take 15% of my gains for the next 2 years?

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>>40453442
Pleasure doing business with you!

>>40451729
Great thread. Reminds me of the way /fit/ used to be. *sheds tear*

Alright sharks, ice thought about it, and I'd like to mention I would prefer to fuck multiple women rather than having a gf. With that said, whoever can get me the most unique lays will be my choice. I'll give 50% of my gains plus a 2% royalty.

>>40451729
If I returned to skeleton mode I would lose this 7/10 faster than I can make my gains back. Bad deal.

>>40451944
You're just dehydrated. You'll look as good as previously within weeks.

>>40453391
I accept only if you buy the Chargers and bring them back to San Diego and fuck spanos in the ass

>>40453460
I can give you a 9/10, but I want 20% royalty on gains for the next 2 years and 25% of your current gains.

>>40451729
6/10 for 30% of gains?

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>>40453283
Kekekekkekekekkekex1000

NIGGA WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

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>>40451846
>>40452356

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>>40452721

>Thank you now you're an official meme maker. Do you want a fucking cookie. You're a fucking newbie kid don't get cocky.

>I hope you're next meme will be has hot as this one. But I'm a nice guy i want to offer you a deal you can't refuse. I'll want 50% of all the keks you get in your career in return I'll give you the privilege of positively influencing this board's culture.

>Think about it kid /fit/ is major staple of the internet fitness landscape this could be huge for you

>>40451729
Deal. Now show me my new qt gf

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>>40454231
Here you go, I made the same deal with her by the way.

>>40453314
I'll vote for anyone just to get the traitor drama teacher out

Lori is hot as fuck. don't even know why.

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>>40454261
topkek

this is basically what happened to me but shes more like an 8/10.

>start lifting last year at end of january
>make decent gains, about 20 pounds of not much fat
>see 8/10 girl train with a guy a few times
>know its not her boyfriend cuz he looks beta af
>see her on train a few weeks later
>approach her while we walk out
>fast forward to today
>in relationship since 6 months with her, lost like 15 pounds and barely look like i lift
>always try to get back into lifting but shoulder injury and sick every few weeks

at least i have a hot gf and sex every time we see each other r-right?