Who else /gymbully/ here? >walk into gym >see regular nerd

mmmmkay?

>>40447995
showed that faggot. should have grabbed his ass in the showers, too. You have to show who's the bull.

>>40448026
I dont care if you think it's cruel. The weak should fear the strong. I shall make him fear me.

>>40447995
hey i think we go to the same gym i saw some manlet miring 1.5ohp'ing guy today just outside the left side rack. sure this wasnt u buddy?

I'm 6'0 120 lbs. I've been like this for all my life, a walking stick. Well, I've decided enough is enough, and said I'm going to join a gym.

Well I was terrified, A skinny piece of shit like me entering a gym, everyone's going to laugh & point, but I just told myself, remember all the people who ever made fun of you through out life, it can't get any worse, and use that as motivation.

I entered the gym and my fucking legs were shaking, no joke. I have a routine that I am going to use, but today I said I'm just going to go in there, try a few exercises and get out. Well I walk in there, and I just see a bunch of treadmills, then the weights behind them, I was about to throw up i was so nervous, so I just jumped on the first treadmill in front of me and watched the lifters.

DAMN, these guys were HUGE. I said no way in HELL am I going to go in there, so I got off the machine, started to walk towards the door then stopped myself, I came this far, and I'm sure they wont' really care. So I mustered enough courage, walked over there nervous as fuck, and just walked straight to the curl rack.

There was an average guy next to me curling, I don't know looked about 30 lbs, so I figured I can probably do 20, so I try to pick up the 20's. AND I COULDN'T. The guy next to me told me "Try something else" then points at these pink ones on the floor. Apparently his friend behind him was watching and started laughing. So I turned around and I wanted to say something, but I just couldn't, I pick up the pink dumbbells and start curling. Well his friend starts making remarks like "WHOA THIS GUY IS A BEAST" "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHNOOOOOLLLD" and other things. I was so pissed I almost threw a punch but then I realized how big they are and decided not to. I then told the bully he was a stupid idiot right in his face and walked out before they could say anything. I could only imagine how mad he was that he wasnt able to beat me up and that makes the trip a success. I think i'll try a home gym.

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>>40447995
>be me
>morning workout on monday, hitting back and shoulders today
>load up 1.5 pl8 for warmup
>start doing OHP, suddenly hear really heavy breathing behind me
>stop mid set
>5 foot tall chubby dude is staring me down
>creeping me the fuck out
>put my barbell down thinking he was perhaps working out here before
>he starts waddling my way
>fuck, now i gotta talk to this autist
>says nothing, he just grabs my barbell from the ground and starts doing deadlifts in the squat rack
>keeps staring at me as his face turns red at fourth rep as he almost breaks his back
>drops the barbell on the ground
>mumbles something to himself, something about ''alpha as fuck''
>keeps staring me down and breating heavily
>decide to leave the autist alone and continue with my workout
>later saw him trying to curl with the barbell while saying something about some Ripple guy

>>40448119
Mire? That was BULLYING. I'm a bully. I'm not a "manlet". Bullies aren't "manlets". 5'6" is not "manlet". Faggot. You would get bullied so hard if you went to my gym, you'd know if that was me. Trust me.

I just shamelessly OHP 20lbs including the bar and failed on the last rep.

haHAA who here /juststartingout/

>>40448166
>6'
>120 lbs
By my calculations you should be dead

Saw some dyel ohping 30kg lmao
Followed him into the showers later on, pinned his weak body to the wall and proceeded to rape his ass senseless
After shooting my load deep in him i leaned right upto his ear and said 'nice workout bro see you next time'

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>>40448178
KEK

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>>40448228
Rape is NOT a joke.

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>>40448228
So you gave him your broteins. Talk about helping a starter out. I wish someone was so kind to do that for me when I was a newbie

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>>40448271
Rape is a joke and I'm laughing at it RIGHT NOW

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>>40448316
S-SHUT UP

>ask some DYEL to spot me on curls
>go wide grip so his hands are inside
>pretend to struggle with the last few reps
>I rub my dick against his fingers that he is using to spot the bar.
>tell him thanks for the spot, I really enjoyed it and wink at him

>>40448166
You should have never been so week.

>>40448271
clown rape is freaking hillarious

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>>40448335
hot

>>40448119
dude i was with my friend and he had a chuckle at u and he told adrian the guy at the front desk. he laughed aswell as we were on our way out

>>40448335
>not asking him if he thinks your glutes are pumped enough during squats and suggesting firmly that he grabs them only to let out a sexual moan while he does and you wriggle them on his hands like the ecstasy cant be contained and makes your nervous system go crazy

>>40447995
>Nerd
>1.5 plate OHP for 3

bs

>>40448451
He was a nerd. That's babyweight compared to what I did. And I showed him who the real alpha is.

>keep taking off a plate during some fgts squat

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>>40447995
>being this insecure

>>40448178
Fuck. Laughed too loud at work.

>lower body workout, first exercise is squats
>work my way up to 170kg 3x5 highbar
>I'm known for my good form and squat more than 98% of the gym population so people regularily watch
>see some small new guy at the rack next to me watching my squats between his sets of 1pl8 half squats
>when I catch him looking again I take out my headphones and ask if he's ever going to load up some real weight or what
>he's stutters, visibly scared "i-im not sure about my form"
>knowing perfectly well he's not able to squat much more than 1pl8 I tell him without challenging himself he's never going to make it
>walk over and slam another plate on each side of his bar
>know he's scared of looking like a pussy in front of a much bigger guy and push him under the bar while he stutters about how he can't squat 2pl8
>say "with this attitude you can't" while getting in a spotting position behind him
>forcing him to stand up under the racked bar, he has to unrack it and can barely stand up straight
>I get into a close spotting position behind him and pull his hips back just a little, unlocking them
>obviously, he has no chance of keeping up with the weight and his descent is only slowed by me, holding him up around his chest and with my crotch against his ass
>I lead him down, his asscheeks rubbing on my semi hard dick until he's just a bit below parallel
>he's squirming and trembling, knowing very well there's no way he's going to be able to move without my guide
>I complete the rep by guiding his chest up and pushing my crotch into his firm little ass, whispering "hip drive" to him
>he's completely helpless, like a human puppet controlled only by my arms and now erect cock in my gymshorts
>I complete a few more reps, guiding his asscheeks up and down my cock through my shorts until I come
>lose all control of my body while cumming and feel his body slipping through my hands
>he collapses under 100kg and is knocked unconscious, cum on his ass and back
>I leave
what a weak little faggot

>>40448780
I came reading this.

>>40448628
Not to mention
>deadlifting someone's OHP weight
>impressive
OP is the real nerd.

>>40448046
0/10 bait

>>40447995
this post made me laugh so fucking hard... Is that picture you???

>>40448603
I have another one.
>walk into gym
>another nerd is squatting 2pl8
>walk over there
>ask him if hes a little bitch or something
>load 1morepl8
>tell him to work with that
>he obeys like the bitch he is
>barley makes it to 9 reps
>after he finished i took off 2pl8s and told him i was going to squat now and i didnt care if he still had sets to do
Making weak bitches OBEY me

>>40447995
ill give you a 4/10 cause you wanted to make us laugh

What is a pl8? A 20KG plate?

>>40447995
Purty good, anon.

>>40449579
yes

>>40449615
thx m8

>be me
>hitting max on squats today (which is only 3 pl8)
>see some chad in the squat rack next to me with atleast 5 extra pounds more than mine on his bar
>"so you wanna fuck huh?"
>he goes "w-wut"
>throw on 4 pl8s
>start playing papa roach last resort
>LIGHT
>WEEIGHT
>BABAAAAAAY
>pass out from holding my breath
>wake up in chads sex dungeon
>the weak should fear the strong

>tfw I'll probably never hit 2 pl8s

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Gym goers are literally retarded

>>40450064
At least you got chad-quality broteins straight from the source

>>40450064
what the fuck

>>40450090
Not with that attitude and this anons help >>40448780 you wont! You little bitch.

OMFG there is SO MUCH GODDAMNED AUTISM in this thread!

NONE of you faggots are 'gym bullies', YOU ARE SO OBVIOUSLY THE ONES BEING 'BULLIED' and now you post your 'revenge fantasies' about it here, because YOU ARE POWERLESS!

Pathetic!

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>>40450110
Weight training may strengthen your mussels, but it will never enhance the most important muscle: the brian

where's Big P at these days? Did he finally kill all the dyel?

>ciggies in the boneyard

Dont mind me, just getting the ctrl f crowd's hopes up and crashing them.

>>40450466
No u

>>40450548
WHAT did you just say to me, you little PUKE?

>See gym nemesis warming up and waiting for squat rack to open up
>walk up to him and casually start conversation
>"hey gym nemesis, doing squats? I'll let you work in with me since I was here first"
>Gym nemesis casually agrees, starts practicing martial arts kicks to warm legs up

>start doing squats, I start up with just plate for warmups
>nemesis puts on an extra 25, starts repping, but struggling really hard.
>I lmao put on one more 25 on top of his and start repping
>after finishing, I take off the 25 for him and make eye contact
>he breaks eye contact and starts sweating profusely
>Another squat rack opens up, nemesis tucks his dick and says to me " hey im gonna go to the rack that just opened up, thanks anon!"
>asserted dominance by squatting more than him, made him want to go to his own squat rack.

I WIN.

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>>40448166
is this you?

>>40450627
Should have forced your penis in him

>>40450627
You might be the most insecure person on this board

>>40448178
>ohp in the squat rack

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>>40450723
if only my bulge was that impressive

>>40451175
As apposed to where

>>40448166
keep lifting. I can only curl 15lbs, just because my left side is so weak. I dont give a fk, 2 weeks from now ill be at 20. Just make sure u start compound movements and not just curls. Theyl make your arms strong.

>>40448417
Just picturing some swole dude rubbing his ass while girlishly moaning on some lanklet lmao

>>40448182
i'm not sure real bullies say "i'm a bully"

>>40451201
in the OHP rack

>>40451799
Same thing

>>40451348
I just did homo. What you gonna do?

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>>40447995
rich piana is crazy, his face just makes me laugh every time i see it.

>>40448228
>>40448271
>>40448316
>>40448333
>>40450504
>>40448309
this is why i go on this board kek

>>40451851
I'm crazy like him and that's why I'm a bully anon.

>>40448211
I was 6 foot and about 125 in high school.

>>40448166
If this is a real story fuck those guys. Read the stick and keep going to the gym. I wish I had been there to show you support.

>>40450723
this guy would look alright if he filled in his small waist with deadlifts/ squats/ oblique work. I have similar proportions

>>40447995
OMFG is this gay-ass thread full of lying little cocksucking PUKES still here?

You're ALL a bunch of little PUSSIES who get swirlies from the REAL bullies every day at your school. You're worthless, you suck, and you should all just KILL YOURSELVES. Stop wasting perfectly good oxygen.

>>40447995
>1.5pl8 deadlift
>8 reps
> not dyel as fuck

t. dyel

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>see guy walk into gym
>gets on bench
>starts lifting empty bar
>lmao DYEL faggot
>take the opportunity to assert dominance
>pull out my 9mm
>literally just shoot him
the weak should fear the strong

>>40448166
fuck that noise senpai

sounds like the faggots who bullied me when i was little

just do you, they dont matter

>>40450466
is this reverse bait?

>>40451825
>homo
The gloves are off m80s

>>40451194
It's only impressive because the ratio of man/manhood is so huge

>>40448271
Depends on the Joke desu

>>40448209
how can u not at least OHP 45lbs? I could do that on my first day weighing 100lbs at 5'9. Are you driving ur hips forward?

Never done sports before in my life before then.

>>40449474
how can u not realise that the OP is b8 u retard lmao

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>>40448182
>5'6" is not "manlet"

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>>40448228
Why does this never happen to me?

>>40447995
Whats a deadlift to an OHP

>>40448166
Dude i think the bully as me, except i was doing 35s faggot.

>>40448178
I unironically curl the barbell. its great for F O R M gains.

Here is my gym bully story

>I go to gym
>I am bully
>See man not lifting as much as I can
>Lift more weight than him
>He sees how easy I can do more
>He feels shamed
>His obvious shame makes me happy
>I laugh at this
>He leaves instead of finish workout

I do not expect you will question the truth of this

>>40458197
I question the truth of your story

>>40447995
>deadlift day at small key code gym
>only one there, wearing t-back tank for accessories
>guy comes in, sees me, pedals the stationary bike for exactly 2 minutes and leaves
Last week it was a girl who did one set of assisted pull-ups. People would literally rather just skip their workout than be in the same room as me.

>>40448166
That's too bad anon. The biggest guys at my gym are usually the nicest unless you go out of your way to piss them off or disobey etiquite.

>>40459702
It's because you are a bully like me and they are scared. It happens to me too.

>>40451201
lifting it off the ground like a MAN

>>40456412
Because you're ugly

Honestly, closest I've legit come to gym bullying someone was at my uni gym a while ago
>be doing deficit deads w/ 200kg
>bloke goes to platform next to mine
>deadlifting 2pl8
>he's wearing a 'Do You Even Lift' shirt
>as soon as I see that I half burst out laughing
>he fucks off like 30 seconds later

>>40460039
I'm a big guy and it pissed me off to see a nerd so I had to bully him

>dyel asian kid struggling to deadlift 1pl8
>walk up to him while he's mid rep
>hold the bar and push him to the side
>start pressing it over my head for reps
>he looks at me as his eyes start to well up
>me and my buddies literally laugh our sides off
>his lip starts quivering
>"cat got your tongue?" I say
>me and my buddies laugh even harder
>he grabs his small plastic water bottle that his mom bought him and runs out of the gym

Never saw him again, faggots that weak should be ridiculed, his fault he let himself go

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>>40461960
you lie

>>40461960
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Not really a bully but I accidentally got this guy banned from the gym.

>be me
>doing Madcow 5x5 at gym
>walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill
>going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow
>want to encourage him
>start to press up on the speed and incline
>he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please"
>I say "use your words chubs. Please what?"
>he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard
>at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill
>a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened
>I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies
>he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me
>I say I came over to try and help him
>PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership
>also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall

hey guys /diaspora bully/ here

>be me
>walk into the gym first day
>see stupid Brit cucking himself in my presence while he's benching lmao0pl8
>walk behind him, whisper "'ello mate, would u like a crumpet?"
>he stutters out "w-what? I'm tryin-trying to workout go away"
>"mmmm keep lifting my dear old fellow let's get those male bossoms extroverted and pumping"
>slowly whip out my cock
>drop it on his face
>laugh as he drops barbell on his neck and is struggling to get it off
>stops struggling
>mfw I notice the slazenger trackybottoms
>he's not wearing full adidas like myself
>whisper into his wax-encrusted earlobe "my my this is a problem..."
>take his pants off
>face is visually blushing, fully red, eyes popping
>haha fucking brit better think twice before displaying his racism in my town
>suck his dick and make him ejaculate all over his sweaty body
>"alhamdulilah beyaz adam inşallah praise tengri"
>take a shit on his head before leaving
>nobody does anything because racism
>bbc came in to record the oppression against me
>didn't even go to the guys funeral

LMAO!

>>40462653
So which prior colony are you from Pajeet?

>>40462797
Turkey.

Nigger.

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>>40462416
>>40462653

this is why we need eugenics back to prevent terminal autists like these being born ever again

>>40462911
Hitler deemed Turks aryan and master race.

He even admitted to being an admirer of Ataturk and islam. He loved Turks.

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>>40461960
lies

>>40462930
I don't think roaches like you are a race at all.

>>40463023
nobody cares what you think when you are an inferior specimen

turks are white and are master race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdhNxbTAz24

you don't get this kind of community help against rapefugees in ur shithole do you? cause you're all passive pussies, we are alpha and strong

Deadlifts are easier than OHP though, the fuck are you doing thinking eight of them would be impressive?

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>>40448182
>5'6 is not a manlet
manlet detected

>>40448228
>ohping 30kg
why is this a meme? I recently got up to 40kg on my ohp, that exercise is not easy desu senpai

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>>40463045
>alpha and strong
>gets btfo into many pieces when stepped on

ok
here's some food for you

here's one that happened about two weeks ago

>be me
>6'4" 235 lbs 12% bf
>hanging out with my boys in front of the gym
>just wrapped up a killer leg day so we're smoking some cigs and shooting the shit (if you've never had a post workout cig you're a faggot plain and simple)
>bullshitting around and catcalling the sluts going into and out of the gym
>see a minivan roll into the parking lot and drop off a kid about 25 yards out
>minivan speeds away, check the driver it's a haggard, fat old soccer mom
>kid's walking over to the gym doors, probably like 15 years old, 250+ pounds, cokebottle glasses, acne all over, greasy long hair, the works
>just as he passes by us i call out "what's up shamu?"
>he stops and looks over to us
>"long way from sea world ain't you, boy?"
>my buddies and I laugh, high five each other, he just stands there and looks at us dumbfounded
>i sip my protien shake and say, "what you just gonna stand there starin' like a retard? we don't like fatboys like you 'round here"
>i flick my cigarette butt at him, he flinches and starts walking away looking for him mom's van
>my buddies throughout all this are cracking up
>kid realizes his mom has left, pulls out his cellphone i assume to call her to come pick him up
>walk over to him and smack it out of his hand
>it breaks on the pavement
>"nah, you look like you could use the exercise"
>my buddies lose it, the kid is shaking and staring up at me with tears in his eyes
>"go on now boy, get. 'fore you make me mad"
>he starts heading off out towards the parking lot
Never saw him there again.

>>40463089
Dyels need not apply.

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>>40463125
And then you woke up and realise you're some 5'2" 250lb faggot with no friends.

If you're gonna pull something other than your dildo out of your ass at least make it semi believable.

>>40463089
I started off at 50kg
kek weakling, it all comes down to superior Turkish genetics

>>40463110
>he's mad that we're superior
it's ok, don't cry beyaz adam

>>40463162
Wow you're new.

>>40458197
hot story

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>>40463175
Is this you?

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>>40463641
this is me

>tfw whiteboi getting mad that I'm not brown

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>>40461960
>>40462947

>>40463698
Nice to see a qt nationalist lifting grill no matter what country she's from

>>40463698
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>white

>>40447995
>see some fuckin dyel skeleton that's been doing the same shit routine for the past year and making no gains
>decide to do him a favor
>wait by the exit of the gym in my van
>as he's about to leave grab him by the pussy and give him the chloroform sniffles
>fortunately the chloroform doesn't kill him and I whisk him away in my van to the dungeon
>inject 500mg of test into him
>he awakens getting splashed with a hose chained to the dungeon bench
>i've already loaded his 1rm onto the bar
>"he gets the gains or else he gets the hose again"
>"what's happening where am i"
>spray him again
>"HE GETS THE GAINS OR ELSE HE GETS THE HOSE AGAIN"
>"please stop"
>i go over and mace him
>"HE GETS THE GAINS OR ELSE HE GETS THE PEPPY AGAIN"
>after given a few minutes to recover from the macing he lifts his 1RM after his warm-up torture
>"okay i did it please let me go"
>put a 2.5lb plate on each side
>"HE GETS THE GAINS OR ELSE HE GETS THE PEPPY AGAIN"
>"i can't!"
>i walk over and just before I spray him again he grabs the bar
>successful rep
>"MORE REP OR PEPPY"
>he barely grinds out another rep, I have my foot on the hydraulic release to lower the bench to it's safeties the entire time just in case it looked like he was going to drop it
>"i did it. please let me go."
>"GOOD BOY!"
>i walk out and come back with a little caesars cheese pizza and a protein shake
>slide both over to him
>"i'm not hungry"
>"HE GETS THE GAINS OR ELSE HE GETS THE HOSE AGAIN"
>I only have to hose him twice for him to eat the entire pizza in a single sitting along with the shake
>"HE LAYS TUMMY ON FLOOR AND HANDS BEHIND BACK!"
>"please stop"
>"HE LAYS TUMMY ON FLOOR AND HANDS ON BACK OR ELSE HE GETS THE PEPPY AGAIN!"
>he obeys and I handcuff him
>"HE STAYS STILL OR ELSE HIS SHIT IS FUCKED"
>"what are you going to do to me"
>I pull his pants down
>"NO STOP I'M STILL A VIRGIN"
>inject some tren and test into his glutes
>this continues for 1 year until i dye him green and release him

>>40464453
Kek

>>40464715
I do this too lol! Sometimes I cant handle the temptation and go into their boipussy though, but I'm actually helping by giving him my broteins

>See skinny white girl running on the treadmill, look at the speed, it's 7.5mph, she's ran 3 miles so far
>Get on the treadmill next to her, just look at her and say "Try doing that with 200 more pounds on her"
>She doesn't hear me, she has headphones in
>Wave my hand in front of her face
>Tell her "You think you're working hard, look at me, I'm doing the same thing you are with three times the mass. It's a little tougher"
>She nods, and looks at my treadmill and sees 2.5. She goes pale, realizing she can't even imagine how hard I work at the gym compared to her stupid shit
>I just laugh and tell her she has no idea what it's like to be this fucking manly
>She eventually leaves

Bullied.

>>40464715
>Dye him green

fucking kek

>>40447995
You bullied him by deadlifting his 3RM OHP... for 8 reps?

You sure he didn't just go away to contain his laughter?

>>40448780
Kek (You)

>>40451201
I power clean it

>>40447995
nice sitting-at-home-masturbating humor, OP, ya little fag

>>40448166
Just a quick tip for all you feminine faggots. Bullying is a form of challenging. If you quit something because of that you failed the challenge.

>>40464801
GOOD

>>40464801
lmao that bitch got rekt bro

>>40451175
Kys

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>>40462653
>slazenger trackybottoms
Kek Anonymous user

>>40464453
God's work Anon

>tfw stare autistically at people when there's a busy gym but don't say anything and end up waiting anyway

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>>40464453

>>40464801
You showed that fucking bitch man! Good job!

>>40465468
That what daddy said when he diddled your doody?-

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>>40448178

>>40450627
Dude you fucking SHOWED that nerd... GOOD RIDDANCE

>>40460451
bruh your kind of a bad person lmao

this is why I dont go to gyms. I was anaemic until 2 months ago so I was weak as a baby, at least now im just generic weak but still I bet some ass holes would laugh

Unlike you fags I actually bully dyels at my UNI gym to keep the place empty and to keep them from returning with friends. This happened last week.
>See some asian nerd from one of my classes who always tries to act like the smartest guy in class
>Beta is with a 6/10 asian chick with a nice ass doing squats with lmao half a plate
>ask if i can work in with him
>He stammers like he is about to object and i say "nah it's cool man we are using the same weight!"
>Put bar on my back and act like I'm going to squat it unrack and pop over my head and start overhead pressing his squat
>See defeated look on his face, he tells girl "I go do machine now" in his chink accent
>ask girl if she wants to throw on a lil more weight she says yes, ask why her boyfriend left
>She says "teehee he's not my boyfriend he just helps me out with homework!"
>She asks for spot, put my hand right above her ass to keep her back straight
>see in the mirror beta boy looking at me from across the room with an angry look, give him a smug pepe smile and rack the weight for her

>>40467596
whats wrong with you fags and asians

>>40447995
OHP is more difficult than deadlift
The fact that you can only 8x deadlift what he OHPs 3x means that you're likely actually the same level of strength he is, if not slightly weaker

>>40463175
>superior Turkish genetics
kek'd

>>40467596
>6/10

>>40447995
If you are squeezing out reps then you really need to work on your endurance and stabilizers.

>>40467731
>not getting the joke
>thinking a 1.5pl8 deadlift for 8 reps is in the same ballpark as a 1.5pl8 ohp for 3 reps

pls go

>>40468125
Like you can even lift it ×1 week beta boy

>>40448182
Manlet spotted

>>40448780
top kek

>>40448780
>gym shorts
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>40450064
Exquisite

>>40461960
Big P ??

>>40447995
your dick must be microscopic

>>40448628
That pic kek

>>40463125
I will never not laugh reading this.

>>40463125
>not smoking ciggies in the bone yard
At least get your copypasta right.

>have planet fitness membership for shits n' gigs
>go in there first of January
>fatties everywhere
>find the nearest fatty, eating pizza of course
>easily 450+
>smirk.jpg
>strut my way on over to it
>swipe the pizza out of its paw and shove it all in my mouth
>it starts to speak
>"h-hey th-that was-"
>"LAY DOWN YOU FUCKING PIG" I screamed, mouth full of pizza still
>it shivers in fear with pizza sauce splattered all over its face
>it does as I say immediately
>chalk up my hands and reach into the ocean of fat it calls a back
>get a solid grip
>start deadlifting this whale for reps
>complete atleast 4 sets before anyone realizes what's happening
>the whale begins sobbing as the lunk alarm gos off as I'm finishing my last rep
>I'm asked to leave by some dyel manlet employee
>"whatever bitch, I'm done here anyways"
>take another slice of pizza on my way out to ensure that I eat big that day

>>40468762
>"when someone acts more masculine than you, tell them they have a small penisxd"
Is that the type of advice you give to your wife's son?

>>40470195
Stealing lunch from the fat kid. Good bullying!. Also:
>eating something a fatty touched
Hope you have good immune system

>>40448178
KEK

>>40470333
>Hope you have good immune system
You know it. I take hgh so my antibodies are probably fucking jacked