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>start working out
>Gains left and right, from 84 to 92kg in 5months, mostly muscle
>at work
>Breaktime
>Girl from work says out loud "hey, at this rate you are going to have bigger tits than i do"
>Respond jokingly: "and soon my ass will be bigger too"
I panicked
That's a great comeback though.
>>40443973
work girl btfo
That feel when I have a better ass than most girls.
>>40443973
better start looking for a new job
>>40444036
Best feeling no homo
She has a point tho i have mild fat tits and she is flat as bench.
>>40443973
do you have gills?
That's actually funny, OP.
Good work containing that autism.
>>40443973
Autism contained. That was a good comeback. It slightly insulted her while not making you look like a douchebag. That's the best way to hit on chicks.
>>40445768
Yeah kind of when i brace hard
Must look terryfying with my huge forehead and veins poppin on sides of my skull
>>40443973
girls have told me that my ass is that of a black woman, and some have even conveyed their jealousy, it feels good
`That's exactly what a slayer would say
>>40445980
>my ass is that of a black woman
>feels good
>>40443973
Nice loser clothes you have there
>>40444036
This. Only because I have shitty fat distribution and it all goes to my butt and thighs
>>40446397
>2017
>not knowing women like men with big butts
never gonna make it. become a trap
>>40446428
>Giving a fuck about gym clothes
Lol!
This, and after warmup i have fav band tshirt.