What up /fit/, any recipes for chicken breast with only a microwave

>>40442770

>Place chicken breast in microwave
>Nuke until outside is rubbery and inside is pink
>Season with hot sauce
>Consume while crying

buy a hot plate or something microwaving meat is fucking disgust

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>>40442790
cease this abomination at once

sweaty vagina is literally my fetus, I make girls go for a run or not shower for a day if they want me to eat them out, fuck she looks perfect for it.h

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>>40442884
>sweaty vagina is literally my fetus

>>40442910


i need therapy now

>>40442770
cut the chicken breast open so that it resembles a butterfly
place chicken on expensive plate, remember, we're making a gourmet chicken here
microwave until theres a 50/50 chance you wont get food poisoning
we're going for top quality chicken here, dont want to risk overcooking and drying the chicken out
lightly salt and pepper the chicken, we want to savor its original taste
have your servant cut the chicken into bite sized pieces
grab a glass of red wine, some napkins, light a candle and place plate of gourmet chicken on table

now that that shit in the trash and just order pizza

>>40442910
this is advanced stupidity

>>40442770
>Got no grill/pan
I don't understand this. How can you have a microwave but no hob/burner/grill? Are you homeless and there's a microwave available in public somewhere?

>>40442770
Go to local Goodwill.

Usually tons of George Foreman grills there.

>>40442910
holy fucking shit

>>40442929
10/10

RIP OP here just got 2 kgs of chicken breast fillet kill me now

>>40442770
well, your only shot with only a microwave is this
>get big bowl
>put chicken on it and drown with water, salt and carlic clove
>microwave it until you can shred it with fork
>shred chicken
>add spicy sauce, soy sauce and some garlic powder
>mix it all and eat without wanting to kill your self
college like teached me how to cook with a microwave and with a magnifying glass and a stone

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>>40442849
>cease this abomination at once
that's what most people think when niggers insist you can cook meat in the microwave

>>40442910
people finally getting sick of the fart fetish meme.

>>40442910
jesus christ, im fully retarded now i laughed way too hard at that dumb shit.

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>>40443099
is this a moosefix thread now

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>>40443176
FUCKING NO KILL YOURSELF

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>>40443193
alright

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>>40443193
brooke wells appreciation post, send more

so uh, how do I prep my chicken breast for later if I have a hot plate but no oven? Can I fry it?

>>40443218
where the fuck do you get 15kg plates?

>>40442770
Damn, Sparrow is looking good these days

>>40443701
There's this new thing called the internet

>>40442933
what did i miss