Why are you not eating your own semen yet? >antidepressant

>>40442400
But..but the angry lesbians and porn people and women told me that semen was both useless and evil and should be gotten out of the body and into socks and not put anywhere near a womans vagina or mouth.

Was I lied too?

>>40442400
I rub it over my face, hoping it will rejuvenate my dying adult skin.
> doing facial routine in the evening
> mfw when leaving the basement and mom asks me what's that on my face

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Sorry, OP. It doesn't work that way. It can't be your own semen. It has to be somebody else's, since your body has a built up tolerance to its own semen after making it all the time.

Good luck.

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>>40442400
>semen gets absorbed through the vagina into the bloodstream

>>40442491
How else do people get HIV from sex? Bodily fluids need to get in the bloodstream.

>>40442498
Yeah but I severely doubt you're absorbing an amount enough to warrant a fucking mood change

>>40442518
Oh really?
Do tell.

>>40442518
sticking pills in your ass is more effective than eating them, why wouldn't the same be true of vaginas? or just change the above text to "you should take more of your bf's loads in your ass"

>>40442466
S-so I've been doing it for nothing?

>>40442400
>no fap
>eating your own seamen

Nice try there bud. I'll stick to eating my gymbro's seamen after I finish blowing him in the gym shower.

It almost seems like women's bodies are designed to reward a woman who completes her only biological duty

What an amazing concept