I'm going to a gym for the first time this week. What

Try to not stare at all the muscular men too much, especially in the locker room.

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>>40436727
The proper ways to serve the gloryhole.
Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes (of cum)

>>40436727
>this week
Why not now or at least tomorrow depending on your time zone?

You have to be naked as soon as you enter the locker room. Stay in there for at least 20 minutes, or it will look like you're gay.

>>40436727

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Since you're new, everybody will be watching your every move and exercise and silently judging you if you perform an exercise wrong.

make sure to tip the person at the desk, usually $2 is enough

>>40436826
Tomorrow's a holiday and cuckanada's laws prohibit me from going during non-staffed hours since I'm only 18

>>40436727
Wear comfy clothes and shoes. Take your small towel and water bottle. Do you have your workout plan yet? Get the owner or staff to show you around, usually 1 training session is free, ask about it. Wipe the equipment after you use it. Don't bang the weights.

>>40437028
>Don't bang the weights.
I might be a thirsty virgin but i haven't considered that just yet.

>>40436727
You can only make it if Ritsu is your favorite keion. Just how it is senpai.

>>40436727
Just find a ripped dude and imitate his exercises with lesser weights.

Form>weight

Stretch before you start, maybe do 15 minutes of cardio to get started.

Also most of the gyms around here offer a free one time personal trainer for new members. Ask them to show you what lifts to do and INSIST on free weights.

>>40437114
You mean Mio and her fat tiddies.

>>40437146
Nah. Mio is basic bitch dyel mode only.

Ask any jacked guy who their favorite is. If they don't answer Ritsu it's because they don't want to risk having you catch on and outgrow them someday.

>>40437173
I'd fuck Mios DYEL body.

We all know you will get too tired/sore to handle and will quit within a week because you are a little bitch so do yourself and the gym regulars a favor and don't even show up to take up space

>>40437235
Who pissed in your cornflakes?