Motivate me to go to the gym tomorrow instead of dicking around

i'll dick you around if you go to the gym tomorrow

>>40432747
i'll dick you around if you don't go to the gym tomorrow

>>40432760
Now that's what I call motivation
>>40432772
>

>>40432777
i have a small smelly pozz dick
you don't want it
go to the gym

Go to fucking gym you stupid little prick

>>40432826
ok sir

>>40432747
Go now or you will never do it.

>>40432897
I got a lot of time tho but I'll go

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>>40432747

>>40432916
Who the fuck is allowed to work out topless

>>40432916
Thag guy with the cap has no chin but he still got a girlfriend with nice tiddies.
Why am I the only one?

>>40432940
Have you ever talked to a girl?

The guys who your GF masturbates to, all work out

>>40432971
No, I think I scare them off. I think I give off creeper vibes, so I don't even try.

if you can't motivate yourself you will never make it

kys dyel

>>40432937
Once you get big enough, people will start asking YOUR permission for basic tasks.

You know you've made it when you can do basically anything you want and nobody's willing to stand up to you.

>>40433091
I think most gym owners are big enough to kick those types of assholes out
> happened at my gym

>>40432747
lol dont go if you cant be bothered m8.
I'll be here making siqq gains while you and your friend eat doritos and play CS:GO.

>>40432977
>GF
haha yep

>>40433255
greentext please

>>40433264
silver detected

>>40433302
he was insulting you for being a lifeless gamer nerd unable to exert any discipline

>>40433255
If you're actually big and don't lift at home, you're an attention whore anyway.

>>40433294
So some part of the story involves me and my gymbuddy but he got kicked because of other reasons
> the guy was an asshole
> he would always scream while exercising
> throwing weights everywhere
> just being a dick
> be me in the cloakroom
> just finished changing
> he comes in
> screams at me
> FAST
He wanted me to change faster so he could get the spot in the bench
) it's a small room )
> the gym owner was there too bur he didn't say anything
Another thing that happend
> he left his phone and water bottle on one bench
> I ask him " Mind if you move these please? "
> get up and yells at me
> HOW ABOUT YOU MOVE THEM YOURSELF
>but the are yours
> SO JUST MOVE THEM
> I DON'T CARE WHOMS'D THEY ARE
> o..ok
And what got him kicked?
> While still in the gym not the chaning room
he gets naked
start to lift
and walks around taking pictures of himself
> owner full of his shit kick him out and cancels his subscription
It's not much but that's what happened

Also sorry for bad Engliski

>>40433331
Not even op, how's silver though?

>>40433362
OP here I am MG1

>>40433378
Better train your smokes and flashes then my friend

>>40432747
If you don't go you won't enjoy dicking around with your friends
All you will think about is how you wasted your chance to go to gym
Speaking from massive amounts of experience
Go to the gym breh

>>40433429
I am going man
>>40433395
Fuck CS GO is shit

>>40432747
Stop lying to yourself you fucking loser you have no friends, you are a worthless piece of shit, you are fat, have no job, all you do is shitpost on 4chan all day.

You are a disgrace for your family, go to the gym tomorrow and start to put on some muscle and lose fat, then start to work on finding a job, getting a gf and moving out of your parents basement.

>>40433475
Can't even rank up in MG1 XDDDD

>>40433477
I m skinny doe

>>40432747
Do not go, dick around your friend ... more gains for us

>>40434218
selfish

>>40432747
you'll have so much more fun if you go dick your friend, don't go to the gym and use protection

>>40432990
You probably don't, just try