/30+/ RISE UP OLD THREAD REACHED LIMIT HERE >>40404068

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>>40428562
HAPPY CATURDAY MOTHERFUCKERS

ORIFAMISU

30+ reporting in!

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GET IN HERE ELDERS

DO IT NAO

Turn 31 this week.
What is the rule when it comes to dating women?

How low are you willing to go?

Not 30+ but... I'm 28, is it too late to start? Also a virgin and fat

>>40428562
I just turned 52, am I welcome in this thread?

>>40428598
Half your aged plus 7 is a pretty standard rule. So, figure nothing younger than about 22.

But, fuck it. I'd fuck an 18 year old in a second.

>>40428631
Okay to rephrase the question, what is the youngest you've fucked? Since being 30+ I mean, or largest age difference?

>>40428643
Oh, in that case it doesn't really apply to me. I'm married and my wife is a year younger than me. So, 29.

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>>40428661
>married

>>40428598

I'm 31 and young looking, so I can get away with a lot. Harder to get women my age tho. As far as fucked, 19. Again, young looking so nobody batted an eye.

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>>40428661
>married

>>40428675
Yeah man, it really sucks being married to a women that makes $150,000/year and not really having pay bills or shit like that.

>>40428598
18 is legal in most places

>>40428612
I didn't start bodybuilding untill around 30 breh

>>40428613
Yes
Wtf are you doing on 4chan?

>>40428687
Same feels

>>40428715
>he doesnt know

>>40428715
>Wtf are you doing on 4chan?
I don't have to 'sign up' or 'log in' to use it.
If I post something I typically don't have to wait hours or days for a response.
It moves quickly, which works for me because I come here when I'm bored and/or tired and have nothing else to do but fuck around on the Internets.
There's some funny shit posted here, sometimes.
There's also some nice nudes posted all over the place here, shit you won't see anywhere else.
I can also be a complete asshole here, and because it's 100% anonymous, there's no consequences. I can vent, be cruel, take shit out on everyone else, and fuck the police.
I can also be helpful, give information, and have some occasional interaction with other anons, and we can all be completely frank, because it's anonymous.

Also, let's face it: Adults are BORING. Most people my own age are BORING. I discovered a long time ago, the real key to not aging: Don't let yourself get old in the first place. This place is PAINFULLY young most of the time, but it IS YOUNG. It keeps my thoughts and brain young.

4chan is, indeed, a sewer, the cesspool of the Internets, but it is simultaneously a place of complete freedom of speech, perhaps one of the last such places to exist on the Internets.

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A CASE OF PISS BOTTLES FROM A TRUE CYBORG

HOW BOUT DAT

>>40428777
u married gramps? tell us your lifestory

not too much though i don't care that much

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>>40428777
MAGIC TRIPS HAIL KEK

>>40428799
>not too much though i don't care that much
...
>u wot m8?
Well fuck you then, you get NO STORY.

>>40428800
And DUBS TO YOU, sir. xDDDDD

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Wall mart pepe

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>>40428562
I'm 28.
Am I a Millennial?
Is it over for me before I've even begun because Gen Z are going to fuck my shit up?
>born just in time to watch everything go to shit, then get handed that shit and told to not shit on that shit or the Boomers et al. will shit on you, but don't you dare shit on the Boomers et al., and when Gen Z turn 18-22 they're going to cuck-your-shit-up-senpai.

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>>40428562

32, I've been on 4chan for 10 goddamn years.

Started lifting 2 years ago. Current weight 195. PL total 1350.

>>40428971

Oh wow, you're late. What brought you here if you don't mind me asking?

Also, why the fuck isn't there a discord for this shit yet?

>>40428598
>>40428643
When I was 26 I was fucking a 16 yo, it's legal here

But there was no way I'd go anywhere in public with her, people would probably look down on that

I think the same rules apply, just half your age plus eight or whatever it is

>>40428922
This is exactly what everyone has thought since time immemorial, chill out dude. Being chilled out is meant to be the defining character trait of millennials, so act your age

>>40428612
Tomorrow is too late, start today

>>40428970
Not quite, im 33

>>40429081
I think it's half your age minus 2

>>40429202
I dig this

Women my age suck, they are all so fucking boring, I'd much rather watch anime and fuck teenagers

>>40428970
Where is that from? I can close CoC 2 with either hand, is that 170kg combined? That would put me at top of range?

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BUMP IT UP ELDERS

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GET IN HURR /FIT/

>>40428598
32, have fucked 2 22 year olds and a 23 year old since Thanksgiving or so.

No regrets

>tfw roids
>tfw money
>tfw freedom

It keeps getting better lads, bring on 40+

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>>40428562

Did 20mins rowing Wendesday, diddylifts and then 8 hours work on my feet Thursday, another day of work Friday, followed up by Pendlay rows and another day of work on Saturday.

Back started spasming through the panadol I was taking, had to lay on the floor.

I've only been lifting for a month, and my starting weight was the bar.

I need to fix my squat so badly (butt wink, causing excessive work on the lower back muscles).

I feel like such a loser.

>>40428692

Does she buy you nice things too anon?

>tfw when all the music you grew up with are now considered oldies
>tfw the term oldies is outdated and your generation calls them throwbacks

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33 and like get exercise for my health. Here's what my last week looked like.

Saturday: shoulders and some core
Sunday: sprint and climbing intervals on my bike only about 20 miles on some hilly terrain
Monday: chest and triceps
Tuesday: sprinting intervals on bike only 20 miles again but flatter terrain
Wednesday: back and biceps
Thursday: 2 mile run
Friday: shoulders and some core

Today I just napped all day like a lazyass. Tomorrow maybe tennis with my gf, skateboard with nephews, or a 40-50 mile bike ride. Monday back to the brosplit.