> He calls himself /fit/ > cant do minimum 50 pushups in

Anybody who has even breathed in the air adjacent to a gym parking lot meets those standards you fucking faggot.

>>40427329
I don't have to run to save my life, I have a moped.

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>uk military

>upper-body pullups

What did they mean by this?

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>>40427340
Even if you could (which I doubt you can), you couldnt do pic related.

>>40427344
> most elite paratroops in the world

Good giggle tho m8

>>40427395
>paratroopers
>2017

>>40427382
i can't, but why would i need to unless i aim to be a UK paratrooper or whatever this is for?

>>40427329
>upper body pull ups
>not doing lower body pullups

>>40427409
Just proving a point that there are guys who are skinny as rakes but can accomplish all that. Muscle mass =/= fitness

>>40427432
no, you aren't proving a point

there are different modalities of fitness

can any of these UK paratroopers complete in a 100m swim with high school swimming athletes? of course not, because that's not what they train for

can any of these guys deadlift 500? no, of course not, because that's not what they train for

can any of these guys run a marathon? probably not, because that's not what they train for

all you're actually doing is illustrating that there are many different ways to be fit and getting really good at any aspect is going to require some degree of specificity

you're not going to be a 600lb deadlifting ultramarathon runner

>>40427453
Space marines will be soon.

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>uk

>>40427453
> Yes
> Probably if theyre a beefy Sergeant
> Yes, many have and many do

Excuses, excuses. Anyway, just wanted to see what proportion of /fit/ can actually be considered in any way /fit/ besides 'hurr Im 5 foot tall and 4 foot wide Im a machine'.

Thanks for all your help.

>>40427400
You do realize that the sas pick their people from the parachute regiments?

>>40427329
>1.5 mile run
>9.5 minutes

Fucking lol