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>go to the doctor
>"yo i have bad back pain"
>"give me dem roids"
>*scooby breaks into the room*
>*kills the doctor instantly by squatting through the room and skateboard decapitates him"
>*scooby hands me a cup of oats*
>*and a scoop of curdled milk* "its the natural whey"
>"o-ok scoob"
>*as i lift the glass to my mouth i hear a distant* "LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND"
>*rich piana kicks the door with his platform (lifting) shoes*
>literally throws 10 scoops of protein isolate in my mouth while I stand there in awe
>realize its not protein powder
>its pre workout
MFW
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Bump for green text thread. <6ft to post any less and I'll throw you in the manlet pit
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>>40421658
lol'd
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>left humanity behind
>living on mars now
>start the day with pre workout
>3 shovelfuls of powder directly in mouth
>train arms for eight hours
>consume a total of 24 shovelfuls of protein powder
>6 shovelfuls of crystallized egg whites
>spend the rest of the day with my dogs in the pool
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>>40422671
>>train arms for eight hours
Is that Earth hours or Mars hours?
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>>40422693
Mars hours, as I said I left humanity behind.
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>>40422671
there are pools on mars?
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>>40421658
I love coming here
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