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/Manlets/ What are some overlooked benefits of being short?

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>I've heard short people get cancer less often, if only because they have fewer cells in their body so the statistical chance is lower.
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It's easier to get items out of low cupboards
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>>40421393
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRY2kdiNbgA
DO YOUR PUSH UP!
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>less cancer
>less heart problems
>need to eat less
>easier to to become aesthetic
>better at certain activities such as dancing, acrobatics, gymnastics
>less lower back problems
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>>40421393
Girls like you less, so you can do whatever you want to do without having to constantly deflect pussy throwing themselves at you.

Also awesome resistance to the sun since you're further away from it.
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>>40421503
Bull
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>>40421393
If you get tired of pumping those stubby legs I can put you in my backpack and help carry you around little man
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>>40421631
Except you're a skinny lanklet kek
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>>40421503
>>40421631
How to tell someone is also a manlet and insecure about it
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>>40421663
Nice try midget
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>>40421672
6'3 master race but by all means project harder queer
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>>40421393
you can fit into airplane seats
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no risk of getting STDs because you won't fuck anyone
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You can save money by shopping in the kid's section.
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Serious answers for people between 5'5" and 5'8":
Easier to lose weight and build muscle (read: get aesthetic)
Save money by needing eating less
Retain glow for longer (no homo)
Have fewer joint and back problems
Tend to live longer
Dink looks YUGE proportionately

Cons:
Good fitting clothes are damn near impossible to find - all that money you save on food goes to a tailor
Harder to pick up girls if you don't have an above average personality/job/money
It's harder for shorter people to advance beyond middle management
More insecure if you browse /fit/ or the misc.

Guys who are 5'4" and shorter are fucked, though. I had a prof who was 5'2" and he had the worst Napoleon complex I'd ever seen and nobody took him seriously, not even my 4'10" classmate.
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>>40421393
free entrance in amusement parks
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>>40422000
True. Been getting student discounts past graduation.
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>>40421393
It's easier to become a jet fighter pilot or a tank crewman rather than being sent as a cannon fodder
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>>40421393
5'9" - 5-11" manlets are actually more aesthetic/proportional, if only they could scale themselves up. Manlets 5'8" and under usually have strange proportions like a large head and long torso, with stubby short legs and arms. Looks horrible.
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