A girl walks up to you and says, "you're a big guy".

>>40420448
Slice her throat

>I have a thyroid problem
>tear up a little
>why would you point that out in public ?
>roll away in shame

>>40420448
y-you too

>>40420448
>UUUU

>>40420448
"For you"

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>>40420448
lean in close. Whisper "I am Gotham's reckoning"
-leave

>>40420448
Für did.

random girl often come to me to tell me im tall at school work
i reply them with a smile
>tfw you dont even have to lift

>>40420448
"For whores"

>>40420448
>Why are you here?

> vir jou

>>40420448
For you~

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What? Me? Haha! Nah! I'm just trying to eat properly lately. I don't want to get too big and become one of those gym meatheads.
But you look amazing! Do you do any sports?

>>40420448
>thanks you too

>>40420691

A-are you a wizard? TEACH US YOUR WAYS.

>>40420448
Throw her out of my gym.

https://youtu.be/iPtPo8Sa3NE

>>40420715
>Well perhaps they are wondering why you would shoot a girl, before throwing her out of the gym

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>>40420707
ok. I'll teach you.
I'm 25yo virgin, spending 2-3 hours a day in a gym. Between sets I'm just sitting on a bench, looking to the mirror and thinking about fictional conversation with girls that I will never be able to accomplish IRL

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>>40420754
Iktfb

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>>40420448
suck it

>>40420448
"Jesus lady, you're a fucking asshole. You can see I'm a woman, what the goddamn fuck is wrong with you?"

That's a lovely, lovely compliment

>>40421938
>>>/tumblr/

>>40420448
>You're a big guy
>hehe, thanks, you're not so bad yourself you know
>Don't you have to lift loads of wight to get all that muscle
>Nah, just a couple time a week doing some pushups is all I need
>Wow, and you can get that big
>Listen, I may be big, but I have a little friend whose even bigger, if you understand my inference
>ooooooohhhh i'd just love to meet this fella
>No problem, right now he's just chillin at my place - you wanna come see him
>Do I ever??
>C'mon babe, I'll get us a drink and then let's get out of here
>Yes I am looking forward to meeting with your big friend
>*wink*
>

>>40421922
what a natural physique

>>40422203

>Get to my place
>Hand her a bowl of eggs

>>40422234
>I mean, who in their right mind throws away a perfectly good case of eggs in this day and age.
>You ever get bit by a crab, hun?

>>40422203
Holy fucking kek

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>>40422203
>crab walk to the bedroom

this happened irl

>"you're a big guy"
>"for you"
>"what"
>"nothing"
>"what did you say"
>"i didnt say anything"
>"yes you did"
>"no I didn't fuck off"
>"fine asshole"

>mom walks into my room uninvited
>busy masturbating to cuck porn
>she giggles, "hey big guy"
>for you
>airplane sounds

>>40422203
is this autism or alphaism?

>>40422225
so close, yet so far

>>40422222

>>40422451
Alpha but filtered through autism.

>>40420754
I know this feel, except I have gotten laid. Tfwngf is one thing, but you don't want to be a wizard cmon man.

>>40420448
>for you
If she doesnt get the Batman refference she is just a basic bitch anyway desu

>>40422365
Should have said "you too"...