ITT: Times you were a stupid cunt in gym >be me >earlier

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>>40417559
>forget glasses in car
>go to grab 10s
>hand smacks into the mirror
>realize I was grabbing at a reflection
>hope no one saw
>someone did

>>40417559

How much were you squatting?

>stall on deadlifts (could do 130 for 3 last week, couldn't even do it for 1 this week)
>get angry at myself
>decide to rep out 100 for 10 to try break the plateau for next deadlift sesh
>every rep ends up catback as fuck

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>finish sets, pack up my stuff
>gym bag slips loose from my shoulder
>try to catch it, glasses fly off of my face
>glasses fall straight into the manlet pit
>fuck
>manlets claw and scramble for my frames
>alpha manlet emerges victorious and tapes them to the bottom of his shoues, next to an old ipod and a 2 lb dumbbell
>gains the extra inch needed and climbs out of the pit
>gym security blasts him in the face with a spray can of Neverlearn Pro Formula
>says he cant compensate me for my glasses officially but gives me his bathroom token
>accidentally tip the receptionist my token on the way out

At least i got my sets in, colon looking joocy

>>40417559

>weak quads from doing lowbar

No, your quads aren't weak from doing lowbar, your quads are weak because you're a massive fucking pussy.

I used to think SL5x5 had 5 sets of deadlift. Shit was intense

>>40417559
>>forgot how weak my quads are because I've done low bar for so long
not doing barbell hack squats. hahaha