Why do all the really impressive and swole bodybuilders always

Those guys look horrible aswell

face 80% body 20%

because their bodies are ugly as fuck to women, and only impressive to men who also lift.

>>40417269
that looks shopped

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>>40417269
>mfw someone actually non-ironically made the conscious decision of looking like a human inflatable float

>>40418135
If I'm ever in a sinking ship, I want him with me.

>>40417269
Because modern BB bodies are fucking gross

Give me the body of a BB 50+ years ago, they all look infinitely better

>>40418135
it's shopped dude, I know this because of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.

>>40418284
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

>>40417269
how do i into Reinhardt mode

>>40418229
I wouldn't.

He'd sink the ship faster and be useless because he's too big to do anything useful

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>>40417269
Huh, it's as if girls don't actually want roided out freaks and they just want a normal dude who lifts every now and then but has actual hobbies like football and sex instead of just lifting things up and putting them back down.

People confuse actually looking good with getting as big as possible and becoming some laughable looking monkey

>>40418330
Nigger these guys know exactly what theyre doing. Ronnie Coleman would rather have died than be normal. Some of us want to leave humanity behind.

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>>40418330
>lifting for girls

I just want to become a human bouncy castle, who said anything about girls.

>>40418361
>I just want to become a human bouncy castle
B-but.... Why?

>>40417269
Because want human-looking men, not roided up freaks.

Also, face is more important than body.

>>40417304
>not 95% body and 5% face

>>40417269
tits, tho.

>>40417269
Because they're ugly themselves.
Only faggots think that huge men look good.

Because believe it or not girls don't want a bodybuilder aesthetic

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>>40419544
Shut up... SHUT UP!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS

Is that fucking Brolly?

>>40419551
It's true bro

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>>40417269
You're right - Steph could've done better

>>40417269
>really impressive and swole bodybuilders
Being a G4P freak who spends his life lifting things and putting them down is not attractive.

>>40418312
Kill him and you have food for months.

>>40418312
for you

>>40417269
Because once the novelty of fucking a bodybuilder wears off, they're basically babysitting a massive, muscular baby. Their meals have to be planned all the time. Their schedules get in the way of every aspect of fun. They have to sacrifice a LOT in order to be with them. Not all women want this lifestyle. So yeah, while bodybuilders often have no problem picking up women in a once off situation, they're only into them in a physical way and don't tend to stick around. Bodybuilding and strongman can be lonely professions for this reason.

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>>40420310
Actually, Strongmen have pretty qt wives. Bodybuilders always end up with ugly women.

>>40420310
>bodybuilders often have no problem picking up women in a once off situation
No, most women find them creepy and unattractive. You're thinking about regular fit/ottermode guys, not bodybuilders.

>>40420573

posting the biggest, highest paid, most famous strong man. Obviously the guy is going to have a pretty decent looking wife. He's a TV start and at the top of his game.

>>40418350

Achieve humanity first, then we'll talk.

>>40417269
They fell for the high test meme

>>40417985
delete this

>>40420573
God that guys dick look bigger than that girls belly
This is some strong fetish and extreme porno shit here