>went to shoe store >looking at sneakers >cute young

>>40417260
You're posting your only/best interaction with a female you had all year probably on 4chan.
What do you think?

>>40417313
kek

she was subtly mocking you because she could tell you were a gymcel sissy boy.

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>>40417333
this

you're probably under 5'10 as well

there's a difference between women flirting and store assistants "flirting". She wanted to make a sale.

>it was a plastic bag that needed to be removed carefully
>i ripped it apart
>"omg i just needed to slip it off what are you doing you freak?!"
>it counts as damaged goods now so i have to buy them or she gets them discounted
>since i'm a gentleman i pay for the shoes even though they dont fit because my feet are too wide
>convince her to give me her number
>leave with a *tip* of my fedora as i ninja-disappear into the night
I just tried to call her and it says the number is not avaiable so I'm waiting for her to charge her phone I'm sure it' just a dead battery