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>start dating girl >her ex bf is crazy >constantly

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>start dating girl
>her ex bf is crazy
>constantly says hes going to kill me if he sees me with her
>gf has been coming to the gym with me constantly
>buy her a pass (was only an extra $20 a month to get it added on to my pass so figured why not)
>ex bf somehow finds what gym it is
>says hes going to wait for us at the gym and kill me

im far bigger than the guy so im not really scared of him, but hes been constantly sending me pics of guns and knifes saying im not going to get out of the gym alive. I work 10-7 every day so im always at the gym pretty late and he knows that.


What should I do /fit/? Fuck I just want to lift in peace
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>>40416388
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>>40416388
Rape him.
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>>40416388
Call the cop that will shut him up
death threat are not something you want to take lightly
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>>40416388
pretty sure sending stuff like this in threatening manner is illegal, just report to police
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>>40416388
He's probably a manlet so it will look a toddler fighting a god, no sweat bro
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>>40416388

>im bigger than him so i'll be iight
>he has guns and knives

lel

ok bud, good luck
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>>40416406
>>40416408
yep cop threats work good vs crazy people
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>>40416404
yea or this!
this will shut him up
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>>40416388
haha just call the cops, i know its a pussy move but if threatens to shoot you hes a fucking beta and deserves to be in jail. if he was a real man than he would fight you with his bare hands.
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>>40416388
>you actually contact her ex bf and listen to what he says
>you havent already put his body out of order for threatening your well being
>being this much of a cuck
Your sweet gf drools over his cock every night and thinks about him fucking her when you're trying to pound on her with your 2 incher
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Fist his ass that'll make him think twice
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this is illegal. you can easily get a restraining order from this. easily.
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>>40416406

let him handle it like a real man, if this is indeed true
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just call the cops [spoiler]or buy a pipebomb what he gonna do with his shitty knife against a pipebomb[/spoiler]
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>>40416404
Basically this OP. Show him and your new girl that your alpha enough to fuck them all.
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>>40416388
Tell the police and start going to another gym. Watch your back. Get a gun.
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>>40416406
cops dont do shit for death threats, at most they can give a restraining order

women have guys stalk them for years who eventually end up killing them and the cops are pretty much powerless to do anything about it

my advice OP: take the law into your own hands and thrash him
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>>40416417
you don't do tell him you're calling the cop dumbo
you just call them
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>>40416420
Do you even understand what cuck means at this point or are you that far gone with your stupid buzzword?
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>>40416420


Actually no I haven't contacted him at all. He literally messages me 50 times a day. I don't even respond and he keeps going. I was with my gf the other day and she kept getting texts from him saying hes going to kill us (literally)

All the messages are from fake accounts and text plus numbers though so would contacting the police do much?
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>>40416434
and then you'll go to jail instead of him
good thinking
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>>40416388
>buy concealed weapon permit
>crazy bf comes up to you and hits you
>shoot him multiple times with Tarus Judge
>show police evidence of him threatening you
>fuck girlfriend
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>>40416388
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>>40416455
he wont go to the cops
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Blast him with protein fart
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>>40416448
Here's what I understand :
The guy who previously fucked my gf tries to contact me, tries to get in the way of my relationship with her, or even remotely threatens me or anybody around me, I'll put that motherfucker in the ER for so long he won't remember what the last dick he sucked tasted like
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>>40416458
Best advice het if OP has the balls
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>>40416455
>someone threatens to kill you
>beat him up
>you go to jail
hi europe
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>fucked a girl living in the same apartment complex as me
>find out she has some rich chad bf that provides for her
>definitely wasnt natty either
>he finds out
>leaves a note on my car window saying stay away from (((her name))) or i'll call the cops
>I laugh historically at his betaness and fuck her again the next week
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>>40416477
It's also like that in Canada and even parts of the US nowadays
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>>40416472
wow you sound like a bad ass
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OP its real simple

invite for a 3some so you get to pound 2 tight asses
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>>40416388
Buy a gun/knife. Duh
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>>40416478
>historically

is this a new meme i've missed?
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You guys saying to call the police how will that help? All they will do at most is give a restraining order, and thats only a piece of paper. That won't do shit except anger him more. A restraining order won't stop him from going to ops gym and shooting him

Stay safe
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I wish I was 6'5 Greek god. But I'm just a 5'9 Mexican with a weak jawline and a bad case of birch tits
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>>40416388
Drop a 5pl8 bar on the cunt.
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>>40416452
how did he get your phone number?
I would suggest carry a gun but if you dont already have a concealed carry it might look suspicious.
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>>40416438
>dumbo
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Op ur tucking dead brah go lift with zyzz in the heaven
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>>40416452
Just go to the police station if this guy is such a fucking nut show them the texts and shit guy sounds like he needs the help
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>>40416458
OP gets criminal liability for putting himself in a position he knows the other guy is aggro and then pulling a gun knowing full well of the dangers
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>>40416533
If I wasn't on my phone this would get a photoshop treatment
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I've been in a similar situation and nothing happened.

The guy was delusional.

probably thought about me laying pipe to his gf every time he jerked off.

best you can do is become bros with the PTs at said gym (you already should be)
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I see it as some options here
1. This isn't necessarily being scared of him but if she was with someone that is this unstable chances are she might be pretty fucked up herself and you should probably drop her ass
2. If you know how to fight, get him before he gets you pretty much. You can figure something out about that if you think this girl is worth it enough
3. Go to the cops
4. ignore it and hope he just fucks off but chances are incredibly slim since this guy is obviously obsessed about her
I don't know man, it seems like you should drop her ass honestly, if she isn't putting effort to not only block him on everything and for him to have no chance to contact either of you, something is up
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>>40416572
Or like this guy said, he might just stop after awhile but be prepared if he doesnt
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>>40416388
I'd send him back a pic of me taking her from behind wearing a monocle and a pipe, but I'm an instigator and won't make it to 30
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>>40416568
kek maybe in Euroshit

In the US all you have to pull is the "I was afraid for my life" meme to shoot someone. Which is legitimate if someone made death threats against you.
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>>40416388

>File a police report with the messages he sent you. Say you understand not much can be done about it but you would like it documented just in case
>Get a concealed carry license if your states requires.
>If he starts with you and you feel your life is endanger shoot him

The messages would be enough proof in the court of law to prove you bought a gun for protection and that was what the gun was used for.

Do not go all gung ho and start shooting if you are not in life threatening danger. Only as a last resort my life vs his scenario.
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>>40416538

He doesn't have my number just messages me on facebook all day off different accounts

Another reason why im kinda scared is because hes always with a group of people and im basically forever alone. So id most likely be getting jumped by 5 or so people
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>some fag has been vaguely threatening to me, what do i do?
BUY A GUN AND SHOOT HIM OP
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>>40416388
Call the police.
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>>40416627
voice of reason tbhfamalamabambino
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>>40416477
same shit goes on in europe

>>40416388
He is a coward, wont take you 1 on 1, he is scared you thats why he is showing weapons and shit, one night you will find yourself shot in the allay, you cant be alert all day every day


>>option A
>you beat the living hell out of him
>he recovers
>gets even angrier
>kills you


>>option B
>tell the cops
>he gets a restraining order
>waits short time
>kills you


>>option C
>your girlfriend asks him to go to a public place to talk
>after a few minutes you crash the party criss henderson style
>talk about everything like adult human being


>>option D
>you leave your sloppy second place and let them be together

>>option E
>you kill him
>gf helps dissolve the body in acid
>you develope an even stronger bound
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>>40416638
m8, if you're crazy enough, just buy a gun, shoot him in the head, drop his corpse somewhere safe and say to your gf that he just stopped talking to ya, unless he's in gangs and stuff, then you're pretty much gonna have to drop the girl

Buy a gun anyways and do what >>40416627 said if you're not doing what I said.
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>>40416677
>unless he's in gangs and stuff
>drop the girl
Pussy
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Concealed carry. Seriously bro. Don't sweat it until he tries something, than put his bitchass in the ground.
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not op but i live in WA state, how hard is it to get a gun in this shit liberal state?
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>>40416710
Pnw actually is pretty good for guns. Just go to a store and buy one. CCW permits are shall issue too.
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>>40416687
lol yeah pussy, but the other option for him would be go full Heisenberg and try to go against organized crime. And if he's already a pussy enough to not actually go after this guy and beat the living crap out of him he's pussy enough to drop the girl. It's just pussy anyways, I'm sure he can get another gf
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>>40416417
Are you retarded? Serious question. You call the cops on him, if you are an adult and someone says they are going to kill you, more than once at that, do you realize that gambling with that and losing could mean that one day you'll be putting your keys in your car, and then feel excruciating pain, tasting copper and laying on the ground bleeding to death. Do you want to know what it's like to lay on asphalt and know you are dying, and that he's most likely going to kill your girlfriend as well?
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>>40416388
Show him some of that Texas castle law son..
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>>40416388
Do you guys think I can watch the entire porn video that OP's pic is from without breaking my 17 day nofap
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>>40416638
Just save all the threats, you could file for a restraining order. Obviously people on the internet will call you a pussy, but once someone has something handed to them by a cop saying fuck off or enjoy jail they typically fuck off unless they're willing to give up their life to attack you.
Just start waking up early and going to the gym in the wee hours of the morning if you're that worried, stay in public places, etc.
Either way, why the fuck did the girl you're dating ever get with that guy?
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At least report it to the police. They may not take action, but at least should something happen (you may kill him in self defence accidentally or he may kill you) there will be documented evidence.
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I live in Canada, how easy would it be to get a gun? I don't think many people have them for self defence here
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>>40416458
This, except buy a gun that isn't a piece of shit, not a meme gun like a Taurus judge
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>>40416388
I hope that bitch's worth the trouble OP
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>>40416388
Calling the cops can't hurt OP you have nothing to lose even if they don't do anything
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>>40416395
Underrated oldfag meme magic
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>>40416388
he's going to wait until you do some benching, then magically appear stood over you. what you think will be a friendly spotter is actually the last thing you'll see before choking to death on an olympic barbell.
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Screenshot his messages. Contact the police. Your welcome.
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>>40416472
You are retarded.
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yeah man, regardless of what happens when you two see eachother, if you have reported it to the police, and you fuck him up in self defense. They can arrest the faggot
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Shoot the guy you idiot.

You should drop the girl either way - how do you not realize dating some retarded person is a huge red flag on her part?
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>>40416670
>>>option A
>>you beat the living hell out of him
>>he recovers
>>gets even angrier
>>kills you


doing nothing emboldens psychos and stalkers more than fighting against them. they can escalate their behavior and sense weakness in you

beating the shit out of him would probably make him back off
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>>40416388
BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAPPPPPFFFFFTTTTT!
>Oh my does that smell anon!
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>>40416388
honestly best bet is to find him first and beat the living shit out of him and put him in a coma
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OP: Go to the police immediately and get a restraining order.

It won't stop him from coming at you but it will be critical evidence later should you have to kill him in self defence.
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>>40416404
>Trading protein for death threats.
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>>40417044

I would if i had a gun
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>>40416388
Sauce
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>>40417092
>had to scroll this far down for the first brap post
what a shit thread
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Put a 7.62x54 cartridge with his name sharpied on it in his mailbox.
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>>40416568
Thats not how it works
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>>40416388
Shoot him. What the fuck kind of question is this?
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Here's what you gotta do mang
>buy a really really small batman costume
>make sure it doesn't fit at all
>eat an MRE
>take the brick you shat from the MRE
>put it in your utility belt
>when you are leaving the gym change into it
>scout for the fucker
>hang him upside down while interrogating him
>force the shit into his mouth then duct tape it shut
>punch him in the gut until he throws up
>spin him like a beyblade
>vanish and wait for the cops to find him
I guarantee that he will never bother you again
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>>40416710
Super easy, my dude. Just buy one. If it's a long gun you can go into the store, give them your money and walk out with a gun. If it's a handgun you have to wait up to ten days unless you have your CPL, which as >>40416722 says is shall issue. Go to your local PD, give them $50 and in one month's time you will have your CPL. Here's a slightly outdated guide on cheap guns.
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>>40417161
Why not, dumbass?
inb4 you're a eurocuck
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>>40416750
try it and report back
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>>40416434
t. Somebody that doesn't know shit

Several states have stalking or harassment statutes that you can be arrested under for death threats.
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>>40418145
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>>40416388
Get baseball bat

Catch him slipping

Beat him half to death in public

When the cops show up, show him his messages and say you feared for your life

You'll spend a night in jail but when he gets out of the hospital he'll be there for years.

Send him a message with a picture of the bloody baseball bat you beat his fucking skull in with.
"I'll be wating bitch."
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Call the police instead of posting on 4chan you stupid cunt. If you have those texts you have plenty of evidence for him to go to a place for bad people called prison.
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>>40416388
>Tell police
>Send all evidence you have
>Watch them seize his guns if you don't live in some sort of 3rd world shithole
>Enjoy lifting
>Bang her extra hard tonight


>>40416395
This is also acceptable, OP.
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>>40416417
Cop threats? What are you on about?


You call the police. Inform them the psycho has guns and intends to kill you. Two large officers show up to "chat" to him. Your problem goes away.


Cops v crazy people works almost always. A bunch of big beefy dudes with armour and actual training vs a tubby guy on drugs is pretty much a no brainer.
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>>40416532
Jesus christ you're retarded.

When dealing with death threats and pictures of guns, as well as a detailed plan to kill OP, the police don't give you a piece of paper. They send a few officers down to "discuss" the situation. And by discuss I mean talk to him for all of a minute before he does something stupid and gets arrested.


Hell, even if you do get a restraining order, that piece of paper means that if you even see him, especially if he's lurking around your gym, the police will come down with a lot of firepower at a moments notice to deal with him.
You live in a country that actually has a fucking police force. Use it.
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>>40416388
Send a picture of you banging your gf
Thats what I did to my gfs ex, he wasnt crazy just depressed. He called me and started crying, me and gf laughed and hung up. Haven't heard from him since probably killed himself idk
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>>40416627
Pretty much the only decent advice here.
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>>40418145
This! The correct way to beat crazy is with even more crazy that makes the other guy feel like you are the fucking nut.
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>>40416388
Call the police, you fucking moron.
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>>40416388
just be yourself
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>>40416388

Notify the police. Carry a handgun at all times.

/threaddd
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>>40418283
>Not replicating Lucille
>Not sending pictures of his ex licking the bloodied bat
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>>40416388
Compile your evidence and send it to a lawyer
Call police and let them deal with him
Dont be a hero and dont be stupid.
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>>40418408
OP is probably in the US

So the 3rd world cops won't touch the ex's guns
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>>40416388
Forward it to the gym management and ask them to call the police when he shows up.
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>>40417161
He meant drop as in break up with her, not to kill her too.
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>>40416395
>>40416427
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>>40416478
>or i'll call the cops
for what fucking his girl?


>>40416388
First thing is you go to the police station with your gf and tell/show them all the threats this guy has made to you. Even if they can't do anything, if it comes to confrontation and you're forced to kill this guy you'll have this report to back you up.

Next apply for a concealed carry permit and purchase a pistol, research online or ask at the local fun store what is best for concealed carry. I wouldn't get anything smaller than 9mm. Start training with it at the range, take some classes and get instructed with how to properly handle and shoot your weapon.

You can't concealed carry yet and unless you're willing to trigger people you don't want to open carry. So I would go buy some of the nastiest pepper spray you can find, last I saw fox labs is good. Get two cans, one for you and one for your girl.

Keep em on you guys, when you're in the parking lot have the spray in your hand and ready. Park under or near a street light, be aware of your surroundings and don't be afraid to run.

Good luck faggot
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>>40416472
autism
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>dating roasties
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So you have direct evidence of him stalking and threatening both you and your gf? Whelp, let's not report it to the police!
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>>40416627
This
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>>40416388

I got you senpai

You have 2 options

You reply with either

A
>if I ever see you I will pin you down and rape you

Or

B
>a pic of you fucking/nutting on your gf

Problem solved
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>>40416472
>my extensive armoury of katanas will be put to use
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>>40416477
>Behave like a monkey
>Get put in jail to the other monkeys
Yes Europe
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>>40416388
Obviously call the police? Those are death threats
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>>40416600
Well, in Europe he would be just put into jail for making death threats in the first place, but shooting people is fitting better for more civilized countries
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>>40416388
I'm gonna tell you a secret OP. You ready?
>She told him where the gym is
>She tells this guy everything
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>>40416388
Send him pics of you fucking her
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>>40416388
involve police. are you stupid?
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>>40416627
That post was going great until you told OP to get a gun.
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>>40419843
Yeah might be this also. Bitch enjoying the situation in a fucked up way

Hey OP how crazy are you dating? She might be master at concealing it.
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Kick his cunt in. Anyone who runs their mouth or shouts about it is usually a shitebag. The real crackpots would have done you by now. Ask around about him though find details out if he is a bit of a hard man or just a keyboard gangster. Failing that call the police and take the high road whilst slamming his Mrs (send him pics of that)
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>>40418456
Kek as if anyone on this website has a gf
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this has to be bait, you literally have evidence of death threats ready to be shown to the police

how hard can it be?
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A: wreck the guy and wreck your own life by going to jail and be 'alpha' because an imageboard told you to chimp out

B: actually think and go to the police
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>>40419843
>>40419947
Bitches love drama indeed.
Leave her op, it's not worth it.
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>>40416458
is this how american law works ? if someone threatens me I can just shoot him in broad daylight ?
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>>40420019
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Find out everything you can about this guy, where he lives, when he leaves his house, where he works. Once you have all that down leave a pineapple at his doorstep. a few days later leave another one. Eventually leave one near his car, at his workplace and other places he goes to. Eventually you are gonna have to break in to his house and leave one in his bed with a message (your mother is a nice person). Then he finds out that his mother also received a pineapple that day. Get to the Pizza place he usually goes to and bribe the guy there to put pineapple on the Pizza he orders "by accident". Continue this for a few months and the guy is gonna move towns. I have done this multiple times and it works like a charm.
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>>40420019
As long as he is black lmao
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>>40416388
OP you need to get docuumentation that hes been giving your problems. Start making polllice reports for documentation. If something happens and youu have to go to court you have a timeline of how long hes been fucuking with you. Its sucks someone makes you do this shit instead of worrying about them selves.
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Tell your friends, and get out of the gym with them, get a gun if you're from muhrica, and if you see him, shoot his ass or just beat him into unconscious/death with your buddies. Never underestimate beta cucks, guns literally fucked up the natural order of things now that weakling beta faggots can take you down with it. Kill him, OP. Doo eet faggit.
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>>40420057
Kek
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>>40416417

Criminal threats are against the law, tard.

Just call the cops and tell them what's going on and they'll place him under arrest.
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>>40416388
Buy a gun and be prepared to stand your ground
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>>40420159
Break his spine so he can't move his limbs anymore
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>>40420172

he is a fool if he has sent you piks of weapons. there is hard evidence its worth getting the cops involved now, even if the do nothing if it leads to a fight and you fuck him up you look a lot better in court when you already told the cops
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>>40416388
Sauce on pic?
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>>40416458
Enjoy your jail for killing the guy. There was a case like this when a guy at some farm expected two junkies to break into his house so he waited specifically to kill them as soon as they got inside. He got rekt in court
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>>40416425
Yes let him get shanked or shot because of his girlfriend's dumb ex. Holy fuck you guys are retarded.
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>>40416406

This: you get harassed with death treats. That guy is completely retarded and probably does not realise the gravity of his behavior. He probably is all talk and no action and I suspect that the police will shit him up pretty quickly.
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>>40416434

That kid might be scared from the police talking to him, might be good enough. Beating up the guy is the worst option.
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>>40416388

If you physically attack the guy, you will be the bad guy no matter the threats you recieved.
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>>40416472
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>>40416472
You sounded fucking autistic m8
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>>40416472

Step 2: go to Jail
Step 3: get raped
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>>40416472
Hello Mr.Blaha
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>>40416395
YES
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>>40416627

This, minus the whole anticipating to shoot him part; don't leave any evidence of premeditation unless you got stand your ground laws in your state.

At the very least just get a restraining order; if he violates it you can at least fuck up his life without hurting him.
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>>40416472
You'll remember the dicks you suck when he puts you in jail. This is the modern world, not some lawless shithole. Play by the rules, and use them to your advantage.
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>>40420059
+1
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>>40416388
>ex bf somehow finds out
>somehow
your gf is in contact with him
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Never mess with a dude in love. Seriously, in his state of mind he could be a bit schizo and trick himself into doing it. These types of niggas are mentally unstable.
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Report it to the cops, plain and simple really. This isn't high school or the internet and you should take death threats like this seriously.
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>>40416395
classic meme
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>>40416388

tell the cops motherfucker wtf are you thinking ? that some taiwanese sudoku board can fix that shit ?

call the cops, give em the texts and fuck him over before he's going to do major shit
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>>40416422
make him TWINK twice ;^)))
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>>40416388
You're girlfriend still talks to him maybe not romantically but yeah
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>>40421618
Your
>>
Just send a pic of you fucking girl back everytime he sends you something
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>>40416478
Leave a note under her toilet seat that says
"Call the cops I don't give a fuck"
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>>40416472
I can't stop laughing at this. You sound like someone who thinks he knows how to fight because you've watched a lot of anime.
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>>40416388
>What should I do /fit/? Fuck I just want to lift in peace

Do you live in a civilized place i.e. not a Brazilian favela?

If so, lawyer and cops.
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Challenge him to a xiaolin showdown!
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>>40416395
God damn I miss the pipe bombs.
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>>40416801
Getting guns here isn't hard, take cfsc, apply for license, buy guns
Getting the authorization to carry is near impossible
>>
>>40416419
If he was a real man he would just shoot you in the back without warning.
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>>40419119
kek
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>>40420972
IIRC the only reason he got rekt in court was because the guys were still alive and testified against him.
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>>40418217
I tried it. Ended up watching it through without fapping, but then saw the hardcore high notes video and fapped. Sigh
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>>40423657
>that moment when she picks him up and swallows his balls

HNNNNGH
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>>40421408
I'm more furious about leah gotti and kendra sunderland
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>>40416388
Call the police and show them the messages. If they can't do anything, then file a restraining order. Then it will be illegal for him to come around you and you can have him arrested if he ever does. Also, get your license to conceal carry. Be aware of your surroundings. I know you're probably just a shitposter, but people get killed everyday over less than this.
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Do you mean bigger by being taller? Because I'm going to torture you, you faggot, I got to her first so have fun tasting my semen every time you kiss her. I don't care if your first fagniversary is coming up tomorrow I'm going to make you burn and by indirect means her for replacing me like she did. I'll always be haunting you, Jered, you bipolar genetic failure, you're weak and you'll never be able to protect her. I've gotta burn twice as bright one last time and I'm taking you both with me.
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>have text messages
>have photos of weapons

you have enough evidence to call the cops on his ass
>>
Jesus christ chump syndrome is the worst.

These men need to be hung to deter others from being fucking walnuts
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>>40416670
>>>option C
>>your girlfriend asks him to go to a public place to talk
>>after a few minutes you crash the party criss henderson style
>>talk about everything like adult human being

I feel like I'm the only adult here. This is the best idea, solve the problem straight up by sitting down and talking to him (in a public place) and seeing whats up. This takes a bigger set of balls than any of the other shit discussed here. It's going to be horrendously awkward and you'll hate every second of it but it might be the only thing that actually fixes it.
>>
>>40425408

This is probably the best option. It's easy to act tough over text message but he won't understand how stupid he is unless he get confronted IRL.
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>>40416388
Source? On that video
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>>40425678
seriously
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>>40416472
I get that this shit works in Somalia, but in a country with a working legal system it does not
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>>40416472
I bet you look like this guy, faggot
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>>40416434
Actually you have threats and possession of firearms, you can probably tag him with conspiracy to commit.
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>>40416423
>a restraining order will stop a murderer
okay, buddy
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>>40416388
So what are the girls names?
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>>40416388
Obviously walk up to him and challenge him to a fair fight. Mma rules

May the best man win. Its the fucking jungle bitcj toughen up a bit and beat this fucking dude. If you really want that piece of ass youll win!
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>>40425408
idk option E seems pretty ballsy aswell
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>>40416434
There's a difference between a guy sitting outside of your house and taking pictures of you/calling you and breathing heavy vs a guy that sent pictures of guns threatening to kill you.

If you can't see that you are retarded. OP depending on the country/jurisdiction you live in, going to the police will result in a range of things. It could vary from a SWAT team knocking in his front door and placing him under arrest and confiscating his firearms to the just issuing a "peace bond" so that if he makes ANY contact with you in the future he can be placed under arrest.
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>>40424769
Is this a wannabe or the real deal?
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>>40420250
this exactly
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>>40416388
>says hes going to wait for us at the gym and kill me

He can't actually kill you, since murder is illegal.
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>>40416472
>I'll put that motherfucker in the ER for so long he won't remember what the last dick he sucked tasted like

That's more illegal than artificial threats
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>>40416388
fuck it
just report him and let the people paid to do that do their thing

fuck I don't have all day waiting for a fedora to snap at me
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>>40416388
Just break his fucking neck OP. Also, most guys like this are beta fucks with no spine. Tell him to either man the fuck up, or leave you alone. Go to his house and wait outside. I bet you he wont come out. He'll just call the cops, and give this whole "Ohhh boo hoo he's bullying me" routine.
Another viable option is to just firebomb his house. Go by at night and cut his tires. Brick the windows. Take the fight to him my nigga.
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>>40416388
>fuck her
>make photos
>send him
Also, buy a pepper spray.
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>>40416388
That's what you get for fucking used goods. Virgin or bust.
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>>40425774
Knowing that that is from RealityKings, there has to be a video or more pictures of those two right?
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>>40425678
>>40428091
>>40417191
>>>40420937
>>40432695
http://www.realitykings.com/tour/video/watch/8301/pleasure-hike/
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