>went to make my shake today >THE ROACHES ARE BACK

Don't let extra gains go to waste bro

>>40396209
If you can not look after the protons you do not deserve the gains.

Get thee gone the fuck

>>40396209
Thats just extra protein you bitch
Starving Australians could have eaten those roaches

>>40396209
Fucking Turks. Gtfo Europe. Reeeeeee

>>40396209
How the fuck? Do you not close the lid?

>>40396209
You better learn to put the lid on while you can OP. Once the roaches eat enough protein powder they'll be strong enough to rip it off themselves.

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>>40396339
>You better learn to put the lid on while you can OP. Once the roaches eat enough protein powder they'll be strong enough to rip it off themselves.

True

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>>40396209
>Hehe yo gainz is mine boi

jfkldj

>>40396209
Why you scared of roaches OP they ain't gonna h-

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>>40396438

Mmm early 2016 vintage meme. Classic.

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>try an experiment
>leave the roaches in a box with tons of protein powder, water, and small weights
>open the box a year later
>muscular 20-pound roachstrosities all crammed in the box
>walk my roachbeasts on a leash to the gym
>they help me retrieve weights, load the bar, refill my water bottle etc.
>roachbros also work out and get super ripped
>they start attracting girls with their gleaming roachthing carapaces
>eventually make money shooting roachmonster gangbang videos
>mfw

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>>40396373

Actually I used to live in a place with a roach problem and little bugs would crawl under the lip of the lid on my protein. They couldn't get inside with it closed but once you opened it they could fall in if they were still on the lid and you weren't careful.
Thanks for reminding me of that terrible stage in my life OP

>>40396485
If you leave protein mixed in water for a year. That's bio hazard. Please discard immediately

>>40396848
>That's bio hazard
ah that explains why the roaches mutated like that

>>40396848
>protein powder full of roaches
>go to Planet Fitness to get some pizza
>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym licked off all the pepperoni
>decide I'll just lift and go home
>out of quarters for the plate dispenser
Fuck you for reminding me.

>>40397049
next time hide your roaches under the pepperoni before he can lick them off