>diagnosed with testicular cancer >gotta have at least

>>40395750
You can legally and cheaply attain steroids now. Reap the rewards

>>40395750
This is your ticket to doctor prescribed test to keep your manly attributes (implying you have any) and to boost your gains

>>40395750
God doesn't exist but the Devil does
I choose to embrace the one within me, will you?

>>40395757
>>40395825
Fuck you cunts. Neither of you would give up your balls for a prescription.

>>40395750
that sucks, dude. sorry to hear it.

>>40395845
You're right. But you did, so take this or become a trap, faggot.

>>40395845
They're trying to help you bitch
I wouldn't cut my legs off either but if I lost them I'd sure as fuck be thankful for wheelchairs

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>>40395750
Thats fine ik a kid in hs that had one removed for that reason. He has a perfectly normal life and a family now making bank. They just put a prosthetic in there and the one left works overtime to make up for the missing one. Same reason god gave you two eyes.

Don't let it get to you, ya fucking queer. Good luck with the surgery, it will be fine.

>>40395750
Life never throws shit at us that we arent prepared to receive or that wont make us better people. I really believe this anon. You will make it through, one way or another, and youll end up a better person.

>>40395750
Yeah breh that sucks I have a friend who went through the same shit so here's what you do.

>the semen preservation thing so you can have kids in the future. This is fucking important, do this shit before any surgeries
>get your fucking pharma test and get fucking huge
>never have to worry about your nuts getting pinched or anything ever again

There are worse cancers desu senpai. You can make it, but not if you're a sad cunt.

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>>40395895
oh fuck off

>>40395757
>>40395825
>>40395836
They're wrong in implying you're better off without your balls and obviously the cancer is a shit hand to be dealt, but you can honestly pull through this. Focus on your treatment, what you don't want right now is cancer, your balls are secondary. Take this one step at a time my dude, my best friend went through the same thing a few years ago and he's living a fulfilling life, you can do the same.

>>40395908
>stop being positive!
>be more negative!

Enjoy that half nut

>>40395908
I will bro u r the one losing the balls.

Nice guy my ass u r a lil whiny bitch, maybe ur body rejected ur balls

>>40395750
At least you wont have to worry about testicular atrophy on test

>>40395915
Meant to quote >>40395845

>>40395944
>meant to quote one guy
>accidentally quotes three guys instead

How

>>40395750
Save your sperm for the future

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>>40395750
Get on your bike

Lycra will suit you more and more

Practice lying about your steroid use

Wed a mediocre waifu

Go on Oprah

Should have gone vegan

>>40395923
not op

these are me
>>40395908
>>40395894

>>40395919
reality is sometimes awesome and sometimes god takes a giant dump on your chest. keep living in rainbowland.

Can you freeze some sperm?

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>>40395750
This motherfucker lost one of his balls and can now pull 700 off the floor.

You can either be a sick cunt or you can be a sad cunt, don't be a sad cunt brah

>>40396115
if you lose one of your balls do you have to do trt or does your ball go nuts

>>40396134
Idk I'm not a fucking doctor

>>40396145
huh

fuck you?

>>40395750
Hey OP how'd you get diagnosed?

I have a weird thing on my nut cord but I think its just normal nut cord fuckery.

His name is Robert Paulson

>>40396162
Turns out the large fordyce spot on my nutsack wasn't a fordyce spot. I went in to check because it seemed like it got bigger, cancer.

>>40395750
Watch a movie called bullhead

be that guy