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>>40394572
>that first one is me
>slap my ass really hard before heavy squats
>say "ora" when I deadlift
>stare at the ground in between sets thinking about how weak I am

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>>40394572
Well I'm not sure how autistic this is but when I'm lifting heavy I'm constantly mumbling to myself, "c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, it's not that heavy, C'MON!". I also lift in Chuck Taylors, don't know if that's autistic or not.

>>40394572
Meticulous tracking of reps, sets and weight shifted.

Weigh myself everyday.

Avoid bread.

Forever alone.

Chaste.

Quadchin/

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>>40394572
I mumble "hip drive" when I do squats and deadlifts

>>40394572
I shadowbox after a hard set. Preferable when the slamz hit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD3Xlyqyeiw&list=PLf6DscQVLI3t2P5CQ44DgEg3sKJIDySpR&index=6

>>40394572
I shadow box before i start into the heavy bag
Walk in a circle around heavy bag before starting
Talk shit to my heavy bag

>>40394572
>shadowbox before a set
That guy

>>40394572
>>listen to anime music to pump myself up
ey man i recently started to listen to initial d eurobeat and now my entire gym playlist is eurobeat

>>40394572
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>>40396852
whaddup fellow shadowboxing muthafuckas? ever accidentally hit someone while shadowboxing?

>>40396867
>accidentally

Yeah Pajeet never-racks-his-weights Singh got knocked the fuck out.

>>40396876
I'm worried I will, because I swing pretty hard when I'm amped, but I always swing directly in front of me and am either standing in the deadlift area or standing right in front of the squat rack, so there should never be someone in my way.

>>40394572
>breathe really heavily through my teeth after a heavy set
>can't hear myself because of headphones but I probably sound like a sex pest

>>40396806
Hip drive doesn't work in 2017
This year BBrrraaapppp

>>40396858

NIGHT OF FIRE

I touch the barbells before leaving the gym, like in a "thank you for your service" way and feel bad if I don't.
And, since most of the time I'm the last to leave, I regularly go back to check for lights/locks after I got to my car. This year alone I drove back to the gym twice because I couldn't remember if I locked it. But this is more retarded than autistic.

>>40396885
In that case you are doing it wrong.