>stocking up on protein sources at the market >have eggs,

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>stocking up on protein sources at the market
>have eggs, chicken, red meat, greek yogurt on deck
>cashier is a qt
>hand her 30 bucks at the same time I rip a loud fart followed by two smaller ones
>she just looks at me and starts laughing
>I freeze up
>then she starts mocking me going buuurmp burmp burmp
>run the fuck out of the store without my food and post this