At what age should you kill yourself if you cannot yet grow

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>>40379643
22

>>40379643
If you're a grown man with a beard, you're either a bum or a hipster and you should off yourself

I can grow a beard, but it is not that good. its basically I just do not have enough hair follicles. so i just keep mine at a 5 a clock shadow length.

>>40379643
18.

>>40379830
t. beardlet

I have a full beard but it only grows under my jawline. (Basically ON my jawline)

It's full and thick, I think that's just my genetics.

>>40379868
That's not a beard it's a neckbeard

>>40379868
>it only grows under my jawline
>full beard

Are you fucking retarded?

>>40379643
I'm military at 28 and struggle to grow a beard.

t.bh it's a god send, i can literally dry shave every morning.for like 10seconds. Get an extra 5mins in bed because of it.

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Just end it if you can't grow a beard. You're basically a woman.

>>40379877
>>40379887
It is full, it's not patchy at all, that's just my beard genetics.

I have a beard growing along my jawline and under it, nice sideburns and grows very thick on my chin all the way up to my lip.

I shave off mustache because I don't like it.

The type of person I picture that makes a thread like this is that annoying guy that talks way too much and loud enough to make sure everyone hears him with the pube beard.

>>40379934
If you have a beard with no moustache you look like a Muslim or Amish and neither are good.

>>40379922
You fucking pathetic manchild

>>40379830
I had a full beard for a year because I literally work in the forest and it saves huge amounts of time to not shave and is comfy.
Suck my dick beardlet.

This le beard culture needs to die.

A low body fat shaven jawline is most /fa/ and /fit/

Beards look well on older men, but beard culture is entirely the realm of pubebearded manchildren like >>40379922

>>40379994
I'm bald so I have to have a beard for contrast and i faking hate the le epik beard manly man culture that surrounds it. It ruins beards for everyone who isn't a fucking sperg.

>>40379965
Found the baby who can't grow any facial hair. Did you suckle on your daddy's teat?

>>40379994
I'm not saying everyone NEEDS to grow a beard. I'm saying you should have the testosterone and not shit genetics to be CAPABLE of growing one.

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>>40379962
>you look like a Muslim

If I don't trim it it does start looking like this, although it grows very well on my whole chin.

What I'm trying to say is that my beard just doesn't grow onto my cheeks, I used to not like it but I'm ok with it.

>>40379643

At 30 you most certainly should be dead if you can't at least have some sort of full beard, some small hairless spots under the lower lip can be accepted imo.

At 25 you should at least be able to grow muton chops (don't do it tho) and a not autistic kind of mustache.

At 20 you should be able to grow an autistic looking goatee, and some semi acceptable sideburns.

Before 18 you should be already shaving your teen mustache to avoid looking like a complete fucking autist.

If not, you've failed as a man and will never be a decent father or lover, sorry.

However, the average /fit/ user is:

>Under 6 feet
>Unable to grow a beard
>Beta liberal degenerate
>Dyel or fat fuck
>Virgin, NEET or simply autistic
>Roiding level of insecurity

>>40380441
this is pretty accurate
>tfw when all my friends grow out beards, all but one look full amish or white muslim converts
why would you do that to yourself, it's not very aesthetic

I could grow a full beard at 16 and now I can grow a beard in a little over a week.

>have italian genes
>able to grow a full beard since I was like 14
>always shave it anyway because smooth feels better and looks cleaner
>24/7 five o'clock shadow

>>40380441
>6'2
>Can grown a full beard since I was 15
>Conservative
>train since 3 years, so muscular (but of course not that much, because natural training since 3 years with that height is not that much)
>like I said, never did any Roid

But at least I'm a virgin NEET who can't talk to People and goes full Tom Hardy sometimes (grumbl).

Beards in 2017 are the hallmark of the numale liberal cuck. If you're still unironically wearing a beard you might as well give Jamal your address and the key to your front door so he can fuck your wife at his convenience.

Clean shaven, strong jaw master race or die.

>>40381036
>giving a single fuck about what someone somewhere says

beta detected

20, or 25 if you are a woman

>>40379812
I'm 24 now it's almost there however I have a strong jaw line and I feel like beards are a nu-male cop out for have a rounded face.

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>>40381253
>25 if you are a woman

>>40379643
16

>>40379643
So itchy, girls like the look but hate the feeling, not worth it.

>>40379934
beard without mustache is ugly as fuck

>>40379952
underrated

>>40379952
i actually made this thread because i can't grow a full beard yet at 18 :(

i have good sideburns, some neckbeard, and sparse chin hair and mustache but other than that it's super sparse or not there. especially toward the front of my cheeks

>>40379922
Interesting post for a guy whose mustache doesn't connect. Will you also be killing yourself?

beards are trash. thick stubble is where its at

>>40381568
that was the point. there's a reason i asked the question. how can you not take such a simple question at face value?

probably 30 since i wanna give myself a chance before i say fuck it.

hbu? if you can grow a full beard already give me your email so next time you shave i can send you a mailing address for the cuttings.
>>40381606
you're right, stubble looks best, but whether it's a beard or stubble, coverage is important to how it looks. currently working with not a lot of coverage, and i'm wondering when i should give up on it filling in

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>>40379830

>>40379643
I'm 22 can't grow a beard. Don't care. Still get laid.

>>40379830
I've had a beard for two years only because my skin is complete shit and it hides a decent amount of it

>>40379922
>calls others women
>listens to bad religion

LMAOOOOOOOO

ITT: chinlets

>>40379830
Absolutely right. The amount of popularity beards gained over the past few years has killed my desire to grow one.

>>40381981
This is 4chan in a nutshell: be the opposite of what is popular at all times, no matter what.

During Bush: edgy leftists muh anonymous
During Obama: hurr durr Obummer
2016: OMG TRUMP EMPEROR GOD

CURRENT YEAR: You're literally seeing more and more pushback as the Trump Train derails.

You're all a bunch of fags who wrap yourself in the self-perceived superiority of being counter cultural.

>>40382007
woah it's just facial hair
it's not that deep bro

>>40382007
Wow great observation. Maybe you can tell us next why the sky is blue

>>40382007
Lmao calm down bro. I'm willing to bet you barely got into the beard phase, and are upset that people are already jumping off the bandwagon.

Protip: Quit being a follower, you cuck. Set trends yourself. Otherwise you're never going to make it.

>>40382007
it's good to read this once in a while

anyone else get itchy or something when they grow their beard out? its like after a certain length it just doesn't feel right.

>>40382007
the word you're looking for is contrarian

>tfw haven't seen my clear face in three years

I just trim it to below nu-male levels, but I don't really remember if I have a jawline at this point, it looks like it but who knows

if dubs in the next three posts I'm shaving right now

>>40382184
do it

>>40381280
this desu
3 day stubble on a chiseled jaw is optimal

>>40382184
post pics

>>40382184
shave, fag

At what age should someone kill themselves if they still think beards are cool?

>>40382064
I've had a beard for twenty years.

I'm beardless but happy about it. I have these soft beautiful male-model like features and a beard would ruin my softness.

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>>40382240
>>40382262
>>40382359

well, not today guys

>>40379830
B B B BEEEEAAARRRRDLLEEETTT ALERT

>>40382506
nice features and a full beard

fuck you

>>40379934
>It is full, it's not patchy at all, that's just my beard genetics.

Yes and your beard genetics prevent you from getting a full beard

>>40382657
thank you anon

>>40381007
so you have a bunch of traits you arbitrarily value but still have nothing to contribute to society

nice

Beards are a distraction grown by chinlets and jawlets. It's the equivalent of an ugly girl wearing extensive makeup.

>>40381868
I like that he actually has a wood shop irl. He's pretty modest about it, just chilling in there, shopping wood.

How do I increase my beard gains.

Someone please help me.

>>40383461
>Ugly girl wearing extensive makeup
That would make sense but only if the woman naturally secreted that makeup. Beards are completely reliant on genetics whereas makeup is something externally applied.

I have a great beard, particularly my handlebar mustache. I frequently get called Jesus by strangers because of my long hair. It's super annoying. I'm thinking about shaving because the beard culture is retarded as fuck. Also I have a good jaw line hidden under there.

>>40382506
You look homosexual

>>40383461
t. low t beardlet

>>40381482
18, same, but I have a little bit on my cheeks. I hear it usually fully grows out between 18 and 21. Keep growing it until you get past the itching phase and it might get long enough to cover up bald patches. Also stop being vain you idiot dumb fag.

>>40383502
this

Rogaine on the face maybe?

>>40379643
I have like 6 chin hairs at 22, fuck my Ecuadorian genetics reeee

>>40383689
lmao dude thanks for the advice

>>40381007
what is your first language?

>>40382007
Years chan was not left wing during Bush years you faggot. /pol/ was libertarian. Also, anonymous never used to be edgy leftists, it was hijacked by edgy leftists on /b/ who jumped on the anon train, you newfag

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>He cant grow a beard

>>40379643
If you have a beard you're a manchild with a weak chin or jawline and need to stop compensating.

>>40385175
>He is gloating about having a ginger beard

>>40379643
I literally have to shave every day for my job, but I have the capacity to grow at least the outline of a beard in three days.

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>>40379643
>can grow full beard, been able to since my teenage years
>HOWEVER my moustache does not connect, never has, never will

suicide method suggestions?

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>>40385317
Just convert to Islam

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>>40385339
nah

>>40382007
Everyone knows this, faggot.

>>40382657
That's not a full beard.

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I think this is the most I've ever let my beard grow. I don't even know if it goes beyond this.

>>40382007
it's a result of autism

>>40385346
>daily mirror

Shocking! Wonder how much is true.

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I let my beard grow for half a year while I was in a major slump. Ended up shaving it because the dirty feeling of those scratchy hairs was only bringing me down further. Beards fucking suck, they get in your food when you're trying to eat, milk gets in it and crusts up, the skin underneath gets really hot, they feel like pubes on your face if you don't shower twice a day.

>inb4 that doesn't happen if you take care of your beard
That defeats the logic that it's manly. When you start trimming and styling your beard, you're preening and primping yourself like a high school girl. It's utterly pathetic. But I know half of you are fuccbois who unironically make kissy faces in the mirror while you mousse up your hair

>>40382007
4chan was never left wing faggot, it was lolbertarian turned alt-reich

>having a beard

literally translated as "I have a weak chin but make up for it by also lacking basic grooming skills"

>>40379922
LE BAD RELIGION HARDCORE BADASS MOFO RIGHT HERE. HE EVEN HAS THE FACIAL HAIR TO PROVE IT. I BET HIS DICK SCRAPES THE GROUND WHEN HE WALKS.

Nobody cares. This autistic bead culture is worse than neckbeards. It's the male version of the "le REAL women have CURVES". It's cringe on the same level as unironic BIG DOG t shirts worn on obese middle aged men.

>>40382007
You're retarded if you can't see why Trump won, and why people are so pissed at the left

Here's a simple comedic video to explain it to you:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs

>>40385636
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

Pretty fucked desu

and people say there's no downside to PC culture

>>40385644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHM6HtPuVxs

>>40382506
>doesnt remember if jawline
its right there are you blind

>>40379643
>>40381280
it's true that beards have become somewhat of a nu-male thing as well but most of them lack the basic testosterone to even produce enough facial hair to call it a beard.

Males with strong jawlines can either pull of a good beard if you can grow one or just go with the george michael designer stubble that looks even better on a chiseled jaw. I personally like to do both depending on the season.

>>40384226
German.

>>40386968
I fucking knew it, I was about to answer for you

>>40385317
charli xcx is so fucking hot

>>40387002
Yeah, langauges was never my strongest suit to be honest, I'm more a math and science guy.

>>40387024
languages*

>>40387024
No reason to not speak proper english - you'll get rekt in science. Pls learn english. Just watch series in english with german/english sub. Do it fag.

>>40379922
So many things wrong here my lord.
Gain some self awareness please

>>40387051
I watch and read English since 3 years. I haven't watched anything with German language since 2014, but I still struggle and can't explain why.

>>40387068
Keep it up. You'll get used to doing it eventually. You might want to consider visiting an english speaking country at some point if you plan to persue a career in science

>He needs a shitty beard to want to kill himself.

How to help grow beard.

Asking for a friend

>>40387351
http://www.rosettastone.eu/learn-english-american#/

try this first

>>40379643
17 or 18

>>40379643
>implying I want to hide my sick jawline

>>40379643
>tfw dont have the willpower to grow a beard
>tfw 6'2, white, blue eyes, full brown hair, with a good jaw line
a beard would ruin my ubermensch aesthetics anyway

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>>40387106

>>40379994
>hurr durr everyone who has beards are part of "beard culture"

I've smoked weed a couple times, doesn't mean I'm a stoner. I just tried it, had fun, don't feel like doing it again. With beards, I casually have a beard. I just like having it.

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My beard has the most infuriating gaps in the middlle. Wish it would grow in.

I'm 23.

If you keep your beard above half an inch you're a disgusting, insecure faggot trying to hide his ugly face. It only works on old people and fuglies who need one to make others uncomfortable.

>>40388946

Why would you not try to hide your ugly face though? It's like being a manlet and not wearing 3 inch soles.

>>40379643
16

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>can't grow a decent beard
>still go for it
nothing personal, friend

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If you're a beardlet just use pic related

>>40389822
I've hard that shit can mess up your skin. I'm guessing that's just bullshit, since it keeps getting recommended around here quite often.

>>40389846
Even if it messes up your skin, your messed up skin will be covered by a beard. What's the problem?

>>40389855
What if you decide to go clean shaven a few years later and reveal a wasteland upon shaving?

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>>40389876
What possible reason could you have for going clean shaven?

>>40382007
sorry to inform you but 4chan was never left

>>40389846
You only use it for a year max.
Nothing it can cause is irreversible.

>>40389822
>implying this doesn't make your entire body as hairy as a fucking monkey

No thanks

>>40382036
Ozone dissipates light into a light blue colour.

>>40389906
being this new

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>>40389957
>mfw body already as hairy as a monkey
someone end my life please

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>>40379643
>military requires shaving
For Christ's sake, I'm in charge of fitting gas masks! You know how many people ACTUALLY keep that shit at their desks ready to use aside from Korea? FUCKING NO ONE. It's all in their trucks or cars! You don't even get them issued stateside!
>b-but my gas risk
No one knows how to wear them right anyway! Logistics gives them out without filters half the time. Just let us grow our beards dammit!!

I'm 21 and it's just started to get thicker this last summer.
>tfw started getting mustache by 12
>thinn light shit for 8 years until it even starts to mature.
Guess I can grow full beard halfway through 22.
And apparently, legends say the later you get beard the more glorious it gets.

People with beards are usually either autistic metalheads who think theyre viking. Or hipster trendhoppers that would most likely not even have a beard if it wasnt "in" right now.

Yes I can grow one myself, no Im not a jelly beardlet, fuck covering up my glorious jawline with a hipster ass beard

>>40379643
i actually have a strong jaw so i don't need a beard to cover up my beta face

but thanks

Is there anyone here who has a nice experience with growing beards products ?
Feeling kind of desperate here even if I don't really care that much. I look good buti t would definitely be a plus.

>>40379643
considering i shave every other day.
im gonna go with shouldn't.
ow damn you asked if you Can grow a full beard.
i could do that at 14.

>>40382506
Could you stop trying to stick your pubes to your face. ive seen fat women with a bigger beard.
>>40382657
haha

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>>40385317
I know your pain, bro

I'm 27 and can't grow a beard, but I trade it off with being 6'6".

But in all honesty I'd like to be able to grow a beard, all of my beard growing friends say I'm lucky though so W/e. /Blog.

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Just get an implanted one, OP.

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Beards used to mean something but are now only worn by hipsters and jawlets.

>>40382007
>being contrarian to the contrarians

>>>/r/eddit

>>40391162
That pic makes me feel uneasy in the most uncomfortable way for some reason.

>>40391162
good god

>>40385346
> asian gang
> pakistanis and sand niggers

well.. geologically speaking kindof, but this article further continues with the fear of racism

the problem of europe is ISLAM. Not people. Its their beliefs.

>>40389895
A real job ?

I used to have a full beard. I left the military and grew it purely because I could. I shaved it off eventually as it's easier to keep it trim than to look after a full beard.

For all those beard culture tools. If you don't have a muscular body, aren't a stoner or metalhead or your beard id thin and bumfluff like, Shave cause you look like a twat.

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>>40391282
>Beards used to mean something

Beards have never meant anything except being an adult male of the species.

>>40389846
It makea your skin dry if you dont follow a proper skin moisturizing regimen following the application. Nothing that wont go back to normal however.

>>40389920
Save for the hair growth.

>>40391424
>geologically
do you mean geographically

and where is pakistan if not mainland asia

not everyone's who's asian is japanese, chinese, or korean

>>40381981

hipster

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>>40387103
>tells people there's no reason not to learn to speak proper english
>misspells pursue

this board really gets me sometimes

>>40381253
underrated

>tfw beardlet

:(

>>40385175
Niether can you.

>>40389957
only if you rub in on the rest of your body you retard

>>40392746
well some of it is absorbed and goes systemic but most of the effect is purely topical

>>40379643
I think about killing myself everyday and I have a full beard. If everything is finite why try to do anything. I'll take my edge lord award now

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>he doesn't make his own beard oil and let his woman pick the blend for the night

At what age does your beard stop developing?