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Is it wrong to lift 4 hamburgers?
Those who call themselves my friends laugh at me. They lift for women. Some lift for men. Some lift for admirers.
Me. I lift for one thing. Hamburgers. I love to hold them. I love how soft they feel. I love to bite them and feel their layers combine on my pallet. I love the crisp lettuce. The biting onions. The sweet tomato. The savory patty. The cheery cheddar and mustard. The luxurious mayonnaise. The warm bun. I lift for this.
Some lift for women. But what orgasm can compare to the first bite of a virgin burger? Some lift for admirers. What I admire most in life is the sight of a second burger waiting for me. Some lift for health. I lift to live another day: Another burger waits for me.
I ask you, is not my aspiration admirable?
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>>40373728
0/10
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>>40373728
Wimpy is LITERALLY eating burgers and fucking Olive on the sly while BRUTUS spends HOURS working out at the gym.
how does this make you feel?
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>pallet
FUCK YOU>>40373781
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For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.
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>>40373831
>Try "Gourmet" burger.
>Just a more expensive burger with weird shit in it.
>Only good thing about it were the size and the patty.
I fucking love binging on mcchickens, nuggets and sundaes, say what you will about how shit their food is, it's tasty and cheap as fuck.
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>All these diet fags itt.
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>>40373728
>>40373831
>>40373872
Fuck. I'm hungry now. Wednesday I'll sacrifice my cut to get a burger.
What do I get? I want to go all out. Last burger I remember loving was one that my dead father made. God, I miss his burgers.
I'm thinking of finding a tgi Fridays and get a Jack Daniels burger.
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I prefer cheeseburgers myself. Totally okay to lift for burgers.
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I lift for curry.
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>>40373728
No man better embodies the spirit of America than you, my friend.
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>>40373888 [CHECKED]
Just go with what feels right at the moment don't plan it just let it happen to you.
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