I'm going to lose my v-card tomorrow /fit/ I have condoms

>>40373364
Don't ever go raw dog, you'll never be able to have sex with a condom again

>>40373374
I was literally looking forward to raw dogging it then finishing in a condom

how do you get condoms without being seen

what if the opportunity to fuck comes up and i dont have any

Hnnng I love her. You do know she's 16 in that pic though yeah?

>>40373382
Why do you care? Buying them is like announcing you're gonna have sex
I bought them and no one saw, the cashier just rang me up and I left.
>>40373385
Anon plz, I wanted to keep this photo

>>40373374
I actually never used condoms ever the first 5 years of my sexual career, but now I do no problem. I always hated them but then I dated a girl allergic to latex so we used polyurethane condoms, alot better.

Always wrap up anon, even if you're sure the girls clean, you don't want the birth control to "fail". Once girls hit their mid 20s they usually realize how hopeless they are if they don't have anything going for themselves, they usually give themselves "purpose" with a baby, with the bonus of securing a long term mate.

>>40373382
>how do you get condoms without being seen
underaged

>>40373382
What the fuck do you mean

>>40373364
Tips:
-It might be a bit awkward, don't be afraid to laugh it off. Just don't cackle like an autist.
-Foreplay is always a good idea, gets things going, helps get the mood right.
-Making eye contact is good, just don't stare them down.
Warnings:
-If you want to do something kinky it's best to ask first. As fun as surprise painal can be, some people don't like it.
-For the love of god don't overthink it, just enjoy the moment.

Hope my advice helps anon. Everyone in my family says I'm the best they've ever had so I know a thing or two about bashing butts.

>>40373414
no its just odd walking in and buying that

its like buying hemorrhoid cream

>>40373426
You are the only one uncomfortable in that situation anon. The cashier doesn't care, I sold countless condoms when I worked at a drug store. You're overthinking it and assuming that strangers around you are actually thinking about you and your actions, when they're probably thinking about what they heard on the radio or maybe a joke they told a coworker that made them laugh.

>>40373426
having sex is not like having hemorrhoids

>>40373442
Even if it was, I've sold hemorrhoid cream too, and adult diapers. I might feel sorry for whoever is buying it, but it's nothing more than a surface level thought that I'll forget about in 5 minutes.

>>40373426
Just buy some other inconspicuous items like cucumbers, cooking oil and kleenex to make it less awkward.

>>40373471
good idea

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>>40373422
>Everyone in my family says I'm the best they've ever had
Are we just gonna ignore this?

YOU WILL GET NERVOUS AND IT'LL TAKE FOREVER TO GET IT UP IF YOU DO AT ALL!
Its called performance anxiety. Enjoy.

>>40373494
This

>>40373410
pulling out is actually very effective. your later point really should be "dont stick your dick in crazy"

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>>40373382
if you're too beta to buy condoms you don't deserve the poosy. Are you afraid the towel head at 7/11 is going to call you out?

>>40373471
fucking kek

>>40373364
Make sure he's actually wearing the condom and use copious amounts of lube. Buy a donut cushion, just in case

>>40373364
A bitch is a bitch. There's thousands of them but only one of you, so don't overreact

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>>40373422
>Everyone in my family says I'm the best they've ever had.

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>>40373422
I was gonna post fuck off Reddit
But seems this is the right place for u afterall

>>40373422
>Everyone in my family says I'm the best they've ever had so I know a thing or two about bashing butts.
what did he mean by this?

>>40373382
why the fuck would you be embarrassed?
>hahaha look at this fucking faggot about to have sex

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>>40373364
>Using condom
>Having sex

Using condoms = being virgin.

Fornication is sin

>Fixed phimosis
>gland is super sensitive
>can cum just by penetration
how can I fix this super premature ejaculation? I heard about lidocaine but that's it.

>>40373374
Never used a condom in my life. Don't fuck random girls you don't love/dare for and you'll be alright.

If you've only "fucked" with condoms, you're still a virgin

>>40373382

My friend was this much of a retard and he ended up grabbing a box without looking at it first. He got to the register with an entire cart full of stuff and had the condom box. He said he was shaking the entire transaction. Gets home and it turns out he bought a magnum XXL box, the dude is asian.

STILL make fun of him for it to this day

>>40373364
Remember that sex is a full body experience, not just something you do with your dick, if you think it's just about your penis, neither of you will be satisfied, always be using your hands to do *something* while you fuck her, kiss around her neck a lot and touch her neck a lot, that's a turn on for chiqs,

Goodluck and godspeed anon.

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>>40377433
>can cum just by penetration

what did he mean by this?

>>40378213
insert dick
cum

>>40373364
>With a condom
got bad news for you will still be a virgin

>>40373494
This shit happened to me. Made me think I was gay.

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>>40373578
> No citation
> pulling out
> effective

>>40373422
ROLL TIDE

>>40377433
tell your doctor a you want to try low dose antidepressants cause you read they made last longer in bed. print out the articles and bring them with you to show him. if he wont do it, go to a different doctor.( or just say your having trouble sleeping but dont want to take sleep aids cause ur worried about addiction) i started taking 50mg trazadone as needed due to seeping issues. then about a week later i was fapping and could NOT get off for like 20 minutes., didnt take me long to put 2 and 2 together. fucked a girl who was way tighter/hotter than any girl ive ever been with, and went from about 5 mins before, to 10 mins even no condom. i started using those "long lasting" condoms and that jacked it up to about 30- 45 mins. then i started noticing the times I was buzzed (not completely trashed) I lasted even longer. Combined 150mg trazadone+long last condom+red wine buzz and I went for over 2 hours! make sure to take it with food a few hours before sex and let it be in your system for a week or more first.

use lube

>>40373382
order them online

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>>40373422
>Everyone in my family says I'm the best they've ever had

>>40373364
You're going to fuck up and it's going to be awkward and terrible.

That being said, you'll get better and things will be great.

>>40373364
Not a virgin, but I hooked up with a girl last weekend while out drinking. Ended up with a limp dick and it was embarrassing as fuck. What do?

>>40378550
>low dose antidepressants cause you read they made last longer in bed
bad BAD idea

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>>40373422
>Everyone in my family says I'm the best they've ever had

>>40378770
Drink less

>>40378770
you were too drunk

when you plan on ragging hoes make sure you aren't plastered. whiskey dick is real

Can I just say this is literally shit I tipped every single goddamn week and the fucking plate girl at my gym is off on a date and not there. Its a shit chain gym but shes cute and always handles the 45s without fear

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>>40373422
>Everyone in my family says I'm the best they've ever had

>>40373364
Damn, she'd be 10/10 if she dropped ~5% body fat.

>>40373364
Lube Uranus

>>40373422
story time

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>>40373422
Hahahahaha thanks for making me laugh Brother!

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>>40373422
>Everyone in my family says I'm the best they've ever had

>>40373494
>>40373539
>>40378288
Guarantee 100% this will go away if you stop watching porn

>>40377628
That's probably the most vanilla story I've ever had the grace of god to encounter

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>>40373422
>Everyone in my family says I'm the best they've ever had so I know a thing or two about bashing butts.

tfw virgin

It's actually scary, I could die without having had sex

>>40380470
Are you bad looking?

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>>40373422
>Everyone in my family says I'm the best they've ever had

>>40373364
stick your thumb up her butt, girls love that

>>40380500
I'm not that guy, but I have an average face and average height. I'm 25 and I'd rather just masturbate every few days than actually work towards having sex.

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>>40380393
I knew it was the wifi that was making me gay

>>40380762
In 6 years I don't want to be you so thanks for that motivation anon

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>>40373422
>Everyone in my family says I'm the best they've ever had

>>40373494
OP prematurely btfo!

>>40373364
smell your food before you eat it

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>>40373422
oh god i love you /fit/

>>40380823
>Australians invented wifi so they could export it and fuck everyones else women
>explains why we fuck so much and have no internet
Everything makes sense now

>>40373379
Kek, pls be bait

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>>40373382
>tfw I buy skyn large while gf is with me at checkout and everyone knows.

>>40373382
Literally everyone has sex kid.
Nobody cares.

>>40373891
Wtf is the donut cushion for?

>>40373422
Include me in the screencap you reddit fag

>>40381808
He's implying OP is a fag and is going to get fucked in the ass.

I hope you enjoyed me explaining this joke so that all the humor has been sucked out.

>>40381845
Dumb

>>40373364

watch x-art porn and just do what they do

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>>40373422

>don't forget, that once you cum, you shouldn't penetrate her without a condom again (so pulling out is off the table for the second round)

>check that the condom size matches your penis. Had 2 condoms broken and one that wouldn't come on my dick because i didn't want to seem to cocky by buying XL condoms

these can save you a few very awkward moments

>>40373414
Theyll sell them to anyone. No age restrictions. At least in US