If you could go back in time and give your 16 year old self advice,

>>40370672
Don't stop exercising and listen to your parents.

>>40370672
underage b&

-Play sports.
-Dont stress too much about school.
-Make good friends while you can.
-VALUE YOUR PARENTS

>>40370672
When you get a chance to go back in time go back 2 years further.

>>40370709
wat

>>40370672

just end it now. it only goes downhill

Take school more seriously, Make an effort to find your passion, count your fucking calories.

Don't do molly, drink less in the future, work out more.

Put every cent you have into bitcoin the second it comes out and then sell everything when it hits $1,200.

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Stop playing WoW before Warlords of Draenor comes out

Don't ask for that promotion

>>40370672
You live in America now, accept it and become a normal citizen
Lift weights
Hard work alone won't get you anywhere
If nobody knows you work hard it becomes irrelevant

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>>40370672
Stop watching porn

Don't listen to people who say ''do what you enjoy doing at college!". The sports course is a waste of time and it spirals into you wasting 3 years. Teach yourself HTML, CSS and Java. You have a knack for it.

And that girl you just started a relationship with, she will go to magaluf and have a foursome. Also she is fucking multiple guys after the second year together, don't get too attached m8.

Skip weightlifting and go straight to powerlifting.

Whatever you do, avoid visiting 4chan

>>40370766
Get your useless reddit-tier comment out of here retard

kys

>>40371323
this

Whatever you do, don't leave your dads side

>>40370672
Don't hit that blunt before MEPS, you'll never get into the navy and will have to kick in doors for the army because you forfeited your near perfect asvab score with thc.

>>40370672
Lift instead of focusing on a string of one night stands with idiots

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take HGH so you grow past 5'5"

don't break up with her
start lifting now; you have good genetics for it and you're going to like it
don't start visiting 4chan

First the liquid, then the powder.

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Lift, you faggot. Run, you faggot. Download FLstudio, you faggot.
And I do mean faggot, get out of that fucking closet, you faggot.

>>40371646
>running
>FLstudio
>actual faggot

lol

>>40370672
end it now

>>40371646
>FLStudio
>Not Max/MSP master race

>>40371522
>don't start visiting 4chan
this
also, keep lifting

>>40370672
Get a job and a haircut

>>40371344
You're fucking dumb

Count your calories
Change your families diet, your entire family will be happier for eating healthy
Make an effort to connect with your parent
Warn your mother that trying to replace her asshole dad with 2 other assholes is going to end poorly for her.

>>40370672
carry on dude
you will get laid very soon and it's better than you think

>>40371672
spotted the autist
Go play acoustic bongos somewhere else, retard.

>>40370709
?

>>40370771
>Don't ask for that promotion
Why?

Short the housing market

>>40371808
went from working an easy 4 day 6 hour position to a literal back breaking 5 day 10 hour one that i still havent recovered from. no raise, just more hours.

>>40370672
after you break up with your first love, move away and travel.
Whatever you do, don't go to college.
Drink plenty of water and do yoga, your future body will thank you

>>40371822
Why don't you ask for a raise? You're showing initiative, you deserve a pay increase.

Do your best!

>When you get to college you're going to meet a girl. You're going to go to a party with her, ask her out that night, don't wait 3 months, she'll still say yes, but it won't be the same as it could have been.
>Get a job you fucking lazy piece of shit. World of Warcraft isn't even that fun
>Stop eating junk food. You're going to get fat one day
>Be more active, go to the gym maybe. I don't know, don't be such a lazy piece of shit

Probably in that order. My biggest regrets.

>>40370672
Stop playing video games.

>>40371831
Asked for a raise and got denied. I left that job 8 months ago. It was way too much labor for near minimum wage

respect to anyone who works a laborous job, but all of my hobbies tax my body and i can't work a physical job ontop of them

Kill them all

>>40371844
>it won't be the same as it could have been
:^( why

>>40371860
Because I was a beta. if I was more assertive to begin with, I would have been more assertive throughout the relationship. Instead I was a cuck, and she got sick of my cuck ass and left.

>>40370672
Dont listen to your parents. Listen to society as it will kick you in the nuts once you leave The nest.

>>40370672
• Don't wait until you're 22 to get work experience and build your résumé.
• Get involved in your classes. Network with others. Don't just go through the motions, hide in your room playing WoW and drinking all day, and get Cs.
• Don't break up with her.

>>40370672
-go on /fit/ and learn about "calories" and "nutrients" and pick a routine, don't do your shitty self-made routines nor what the staff tells you
-this way wait a year or two until you have a very strong body and start MMA, don't do it as a 21yo dyel, most guys will be dyels either in the gym and MMA so you'll be surprised how much fucking stronger than them you'll be with a high calorie-protein diet and strenght+hypertrophy training
-finish high school without losing time and have the highest grades

If only...

Stay in school. Fuck the people you call friends.

I love you /fit/

>>40370672
Look out for that moobed faggot and to punk bitch in the senior class. They'll destroy your wrist during a game.

Meditation is good keep doing it and you're right. Jacking off is not a good way to pass the time. Workout instead.

Learn to rest better and workout easier.

Calisthenics isn't just about tricks it can be used to get fit as well. Remember goku?

You're over 20% bodyfat right now. Your 18 inch arms aren't anything special.

Yes you do have relatively large legs. Instead of only doing squats occasionally do heavy amounts of bodyweight squats and sprinting. Trust me, in 3 years you'll stumble upon it and become a monster

Don't listen to that guy. He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about and you'll end up fucking your back up by trying to squat too heavily.

Learn to work your entire back, not just your front and lats.

Meditation yoga tai chi and qui gong are good ways of cooling down and getting fit when you're completely fucked. Do that more, don't just do them because you think their cool and need to rehab injuries.

Never smoke weed or do shrooms. You'll never be the same after.
And don't take up cigarette smoking and alcohol or indulge in candy or soda. You're right to not like any of that shit. It's horrible for you.


C will leave for college early. You'll never see her again. She won't exactly love you but she wants to fuck. There's nothing wrong with loveless sex you retard. Dick her down and make that ass yours and you'll at least have something to remember her by. Oh and you'll lose J too, be friends with her before she goes.

Oh and kama sutra and tantric sex books are guides not bibles of fucking. And dick size is not all that matters you have to know how to use it instead of just hammering away at girls that can barely handle it.

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>>40370672
Don't listen to other people. You are able to gain weight. Just because you eat a lot sometimes doesn't mean it is impossible for you to gain weight, it isn't your metabolism.You aren't naturally skinny. Stop being complacent and happy with yourself. At 6'3, 130 lbs do yourself a favor and start now, you have a long road ahead.
It wasn't until I was 18 someone got into an argument with someone to say that it's impossible for people to not be able to gain or lose weight. That man saved my life. It took 18 years for someone to be say we control our health.

Two years later I'm 6'4, 200 and live a much better life. I get so fucking triggered anytime I hear people spread false bullshit now.

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>>40371139
>And that girl you just started a relationship with, she will go to magaluf and have a foursome. Also she is fucking multiple guys after the second year together, don't get too attached m8.
I carry your pain brah.

>>40371139
>after the second year together
...
man fuck women

SLEEP, FFS. DON'T SKIP LUNCH, FUCK SCHOOL. EAT HEALTHY NUTRITIOUS LIFT WEIGHTS. DO YOU WANNA BE A MANLET?? Also lurk /fit/ with caution.

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>>40371865
I know brah. Happened to me as well. Half a year after breakup, we got back in contact after what was a fucking hard half of a year for me, full of suffering, but full of progress. She started mirin my new gainz, self-esteem, overall new charisma and new attitude in life, got madly in love with me again, even more then ever before. Tables turned. Waited for some time, before getting back to her, enjoying how attached she got, making her my bitch day by day and fucking her savagely.
Still together to this day.

>Try to lose weight now, it's actually not terribly difficult.
>Invest in Apple and Google stock.
>Don't fall for the game design degree meme. Get a better degree from a better school.
>Join this guild on this server on WoW during 2008. You'll meet a great friend and possible wife there.
>Tell your brother not to go to a particular college. You'll save him from future drug problems.
>Get an iPhone as soon as you can. I have a great idea for a game involving birds, pigs, and a slingshot

That's all I've got.

It's ok if you like anime but don't get so sucked into it.

You're not funny when you make references that nobody understands.

Don't be proud of not being a normalfag so 4chan can accept you. It's fine to act like that online but it shouldn't carry over to your real life.

Don't go into business just because your uncle is a successful businessman - you'll end up switching into software engineering anyways. Follow your dreams and go into science. Software engineering isn't that bad but you should really be looking at the stars instead of your monitor.

Stick with MMA. You might not like it that much but it's better than not doing anything all day. You lost a lot of friendships after you switched hobbies from MMA to watching anime all day.

Fuck what people think. Start working on your self-confidence at an earlier age. It gets harder to deal with it out of high school.

go to the gym you out of shape asshole

get better grades

don't rush going into post secondary

>>40370672
drop her and fuck her friends, it'll make things more fun

also don't go surfing around christmas, shark attacks are not fun

>>40372449
>shark attacks are not fun
Isn't that EXTREMELY rare?

>>40372467
depends desu

I'm aussie. Sharks are literally everywhere especially in Western Aus

>>40372516
>aussie
How is the daily life like in a country where everything wants to kill you?

Dont worry too much, everything is going to get better

>>40370672
>start getting fit
>work on dem hobby gainz
>DON'T FUCKING GO TO COLLEGE ITS A WASTE OF GODDAMN TIME, INVEST THE MONEY INSTEAD AND LIE ABOUT HAVING BEEN TO COLLEGE

I'm a little salty.

>>40372530
It's worth the trade off for casual racism being a-okay

>>40372467

shark mortalities are rare

I doubt it is rare for them to have a bite

>>40370758
But anon, there is nothing wrong with dating molly

Stay away from 4chan if you wanna remain a chad.

>>40370672
Bring food and eat every few hours during the school day.

>thinking that what you do as a 16 year old actually matters

>>40370672
Buy apple stock

pls lift so 3 years from now you'd be jacked

am 19 atm is it too late to use my muscles and bang qts?

>>40372700

am 26, and doing that so no

>>40370672
Get your HEO ticket

>thinking that a 16yo actually listens to advice

>>40371704
>"And dont forget to invest in le Apple stock"

K

>>40372893
Wouldn't that be incredibly sound advice for any 16 year old in that time?

>>40372916
It's not really relevant to the point of this thread. Unless you were debating on whether or not to buy Apple stock when you were 16 and decided not to, your comment seems like you actually believe that your message is being sent back to you 16 year old self instead of using this thread for therapeutic purposes.

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>>40370672
Make more mistakes.

Listen to your dad when he talks about how you'll drift away from people after high school - don't worry so much about "what'll people think" "what if she says no" "wouldn't that be awkward" because it'll all be dust in the wind in a couple years.

Oh, and post less on internet forums. Nobody cares about your hilarious pics and posts and nobody would miss you if you never posted again.

>>40373008
I'd miss you

>>40373008
Not true. I'd miss your pics and posts anon

>>40373008
The white_out.jpg really made me think. What a quality post. This guy's definitely going to make it. Good thing he's not going anywhere because I'd miss his hilarious pics and posts and will miss him if he never posted again.

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Phil, I know you feel like a weakass but use the legs that you gained through skating and biking and go to the gym to squat.
Also stop eat those ramen noodles and chips.
go to the Gym and pray to god that your hair won't fall out when you're 22

also when you move to another city when you're 21 and try not to lose a job
Pauline won't leave you then and thanks to this you won't be a crippling depressed manlet who is uncapable of sustaining any relationship after the death of your mother.

please and for the love of god, never do cocaine or drink.

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>>40371344
Bro if you have a problem with things that are "Reddit-tier," you should stop using "tier" as part of a compound adjective. Describing something as "[noun]-tier" is, itself, Reddit-tier.

Train harder

>>40370758
what molly did to you?

>>40370672
Try at something.

>>40371344
that's your advice for your past self? Interesting

in about a year you're going to confront somebody and you need to just fight him with your hands this time, even if you get the shit kicked out of you

you didn't get caught, but you'll live with it every day

Put in 100% in everything you do

railing ketamine during recess may impress the boys but it will seriously fuck up your future. it's not worth it.

>>40372255
That ended much happier than I expected

>PPLPPLx
>Fucking study

>>40373207
story?

>>40370672
Take the supply job. Get your degree sooner. Fuck more sluts.

Meditate. Focus/presence of mind is *the* single trait which unlocks all other doors, fitness and otherwise.

>>40371929
>Meditation yoga tai chi and qui gong
>don't just do them because you think their cool

have a (You)

>>40372865
this desu senpai

>>40370672
You better kill yourself now, because in twelve years time you'll still want to do it, but you won't be able to due to the fear of driving your parents into an early grave.
At least if I'd done it back then they'd have had time to get over it.

>stay away from bailey
>fuck liz when you get the chance, but leave it at that
>dont get worked up over camelia, amber, kirsten, ariella, or natalie
>re-enroll at the y and start doing real strength training
>get real headshots and go to auditions, you're more capable than you think
>dont bother with ucf, it's a shit school and you won't go to disney every weekend
>actuall grow your hair out, don't pussy foot with those shitty 'surfer' shorter looks
>stop soda. completely
>make more films. we both know they're shitty but it's a lot of fun to do

Some lotto numbers maybe or that this one girl isn't worth it.

I knew what was wrong with me back then too. I'll tell myself that life won't change unless I do. Don't think I'd listen though.

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>>40370672
Find a job at a Trump business and rise through the ranks. This will get you into the White House one day.

Your first gf will NOT be the one. Stop trying to make her the one. In fact, there is no such thing as "the one".

Start working sometime before turning 27 you lazy fuck.

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>>40373675
>his parents' grave would be early if they died today
>wants to give himself an even earlier grave

all 3 of should get cremated

>>40370672
Be LOW INHIBITION.
Start TRAINING.
Get a fucking job, school isn't that hard.

>>40370672
start fucking tracking your nutrients
break up with her
stop being a pussy

>>40370672
Start keeping your shoulder healthy now and don't join the stupid fucking marines

>>40370672
on a specific day leave a minute later

Dont go to university. Move away as soon as you can. Pick up a trade

Dont let depression overwhelm you. Seek therapy, theres free resources out there.

Dont do drugs.

Start lifting. Read books on it.

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Play sports early on.

Don't sacrifice sleep and health (nutrition) for grades.

Don't stress about school, not every little grade will matter, but don't quit and try your best.

Don't always follow your friends without evaluating your own decision in your head first.

Make the best out of your leisure days (Ex. If on vacation, go hard)

Limit the number of 0 days you have (Days in which you sit at home and accomplish nothing meaningful)

Listen to your friend when he said to go to the gym with him early

Properly stretch before doing any heavy lifts
Stop eating nutella and junk food early on.

Stop playing World of Warcraft after junior year.

Don't get too easily attached to girls. They'll come and go, the only thing that stays is you and what you put into yourself.

Read books and improve coding skills early on.

Start practicing Piano at age 16.

Brush teeth twice a day and floss.

Don't engage in hopeless long-distance relationships.

Dedicate effort into RL relationship but don't go out of your way to seek desperately or sacrifice self-gain for it.

Sorry for blog. Just wanted to convert mental thoughts to a list. Hopefully this inspires someone to adopt some of these things. Cheers.

Count calories, start SL5x5 instead of half-assed bro split, dont have such a betamale haircut, dont wear oversized bandshirts, be more vocal, engage in discussions with girls even if they are mediocre in appearance, do extracarriculars instead of retreating home to watch youtube, hit on girls literally all the time, brush your teeth during lunch break to avoid putrefying breath in the afternoon, stop associating yourself with the manlet asian nerds in the library. Oh, and most importantly, flirt with 13 yearold girls cause they are generally more susceptible to corruption and exploitation.

Do not take her back.

>>40371139
fuck that woman, we are with you

Don't join the Army. All you will get is years of recovery from needless injuries and pneumonia, and be exposed to MRSA. Decline the USMA appointment and take a year off. Go to State and go Greek.

Don't go into engineering, you'll hate every single day of your life. Your actual calling is business management.

Don't travel Europe, take the money and go to SEA and China.

Don't try the leg press with four plates and two of your teammates on it. They will both fuck you and jump, hyperextending and then crushing your knee. Your knee will never recover, and you will look like a fucktard. Later, you will hide this injury in the Army and worsen it.

The only sports you will ever be good at are shooting sports. If you decide to be a fag and not go to SEA, buy a good shotgun now.

If you get bored, do go work the oil boom. You will experience more of the world in those barren wastes than at any other time in your life.

Ken and Cal are both short for this world, spend some more time with them.

Dont fall in love, as it will destroy you and your body.
Continue your admiration in electricity and start working instead of studiying it.
Dont cheat your fucking diet!

>>40373861
Don't be rude about my mum and dad.

>>40374534
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go through with the shooting.

so not missing anything

DO. NOT. GO. ON. 4CHAN

>>40374232
are those good books for an 18 yo?

I want to get into reading,

you're low t thats why you were obese lol
the jews are behind everything
dont go to the jew female doctor
dont go to the female doctor
get a hitler youth haircut because it fits you well also you need glasses because normal vision isnt actually blurry
don't do SS its a meme, do PPL

>>40370672
Don't move in with him.
Finish college.
Anxiety is a meme, DON'T TAKE THE PILLS.
Get some exercise and eat right, you fat fuck.
Drugs are degenerate, don't do them.

>>40370672
Sabrina will kill herself, because you wont care enough. Answer her fucking call.

Don't change a thing, kid. Everything happens for a reason. You're gonna make it.

>>40374771
>Don't move in with him.
>Finish college.
>Anxiety is a meme, DON'T TAKE THE PILLS.
>Get some exercise and eat right, you fat fuck.
>Drugs are degenerate, don't do them.

you remind me of a homo version of me.

grow some balls you fucking pussy
you will never find a friend that good that you are so fuck everyone
and start lifting
do what makes you happy

>>40372437
>Don't be proud of not being a normalfag so 4chan can accept you. It's fine to act like that online but it shouldn't carry over to your real life.

found the normie cuck
GET OUT

Buy to let

>>40370672
Start lifting (i didnt start until after college)
Eat right
Stop smoking weed, it made me autistic and feminine
React properly to the girls who obviously wanted my dick at the time

Jesus christ i need a redo in life, there is so much shit i messed up

the 1.6 billion dollar powerball numbers lmao

start lifting

get a job the second you dropout of highschool

don't try becoming a tranny

Stop doing curls in your parents' basement and go to the actual gym
DO NOT date Katie
Do engineering instead of life science

No means no. It's not worth a year of your life. Don't listen to the fucking /fit/ memes.

>>40375541
o shit nigger

story time

Stay in school you fucking retard
Don't go on 4chan
Stop playing video games

My 16 year old self wouldn't listen so it's pointless really.

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>>40375381
>don't try becoming a tranny

What lead you to this point in the first place?

>>40373754
You sound like an exquisite faggot.

>>40375667
being a friendless shutin who spends all day everyday on 4chan surrounded by people who worship femininity

when your only social interaction is 4chan and the number 1 way to get social validation on 4chan is to be a tranny it's a pretty natural course I suppose

Don't skip classes in uni, you'll end up having to drop out

You're doing well with staying fit, don't let anything get in the way of that

That girl you'll meet when you turn 18? Keep her at arm's length

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>>40370672
Try to date and fuck as many girls as you can before marriage.
Marriage is a nice thing but before that you need to know other people, cultures, have experiences and party your ass off.

>>40370709
what did anonymous mean by this

Stop playing videogames.

>>40375825
>Marriage is a nice thing

This is bait right? Anyhow my father must really agree with you having had 3 already, doesn't look 2 happy 2 me tho

>>40370672
Stop fucking around and max out every day

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>>40375863
>having had three marriages
>blaming marriage itself

Brah, I'm serious. Marriage is fucking hard but at the end of a hard working day you are cuddling in bed with someone you love and loves you, and that's priceless.

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>lose the fat and start lifting NOW, not 7 years from now
>don't drop out of school
>don't skip the military service
>don't escape to internet and vidya
>grow some balls and stop treating women like princesses
>you won't get a better Batman film than Begins before your 30s
>your dog will not live forever

>>40375983
Fucking gay faggot lmao

>>40370672
Stay the course my righteous little dude.

I'd probably take his virginity while I'm at it.

>>40375742
You should have told your younger self to kill himself

>>40376118
alright

>>40370731
He probably meant he should have come to his 14s rather than his 16s, so he is just advising his 16 self to select 2 years more for his time travel.

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>>40370672
"The next 2 years of your life will be such an absolute fuckfest you might as well KYS now. But if you dont then start eating 300 cal a day and do SS and get Cs in school and stop smoking so much weed."

>>40376128
ye np

>>40375709
At 16 I pretty much was

>>40376151
>300 cal a day

You'd literally die

>>40374804
This but with my dad. Never had a real relationship with him, but he didn't deserve to kill himself, I was and am, a selfish lanklet.

>>40370672
let me correct this for you OP

If you could go forwards in time and ask your 16 year old self one thing, what would it be?

suck my dick

>>40375983
I'm a literal faggot and that is some gay shit right there.

Get a job NOW

Don't take your friends for granted

Go out more

Find a club to join and meet people

>>40370672
Don't settle for things, don't trust in other people's promises unless you really know them really well. Don't doubt yourself and lastly don't hurt and fuck things up with Denise.

>>40370672

Go to the gym you fat fuck, the only reason you can get girls is because your thick hair and beautiful face but guess what, 15 years later you lose your hair, start taking finnastride at 20

Don't spend all your btc on drugs they will be worth 900 a piece soon

Test all of your molly, you almost killed yourself and Jelly, it also made you insane for a week

You should have stayed broken up with Jelly the first time. You didn't care about her at all until Taylor made you guys get back together. Then after you give her a 5th chance you fall in love with her for some fucking reason and guess what she fucks you over the same way you knew she would.

Life will be okay without Jelly just like it was without Kristy. You find several other girlfriends after Jelly, they are all pieces of shit but they are hot and fun until you get bored of them, you also get a bad ass job and live like a king... only catch you won't be living from your home state.

I wish I could tell you that you found a girl you could settle down with, but I'm only 29 right now. Dad was 35 when he had your dumb ass and look how gorgeous mom is, even despite dad being a literal bozo the clown. Also mom and dad never get divorce and dad actually starts being nice to you. Just try to bear his bullshit, you also graduate college, it actually fucking happens lol

>>40370758
Why no molly. My friend just got some but were saving it for spring. Would you reccomend against it anon?

>>40376476

not person you are replying to but, if you are going to do it make sure you get a mecke tester kit and make sure it is real molly.

After you test it and see if it is real or not, I would take it but I would only take .15 or .2 and I would only do it once every 6 months and only 1 hit each time.

It will change your life in a good way if it's the real shit

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>>40375742
What made you change, lifting?

>>40376447
this was a nice post

>>40370672
Start lifting. Also, don't take out loans for college, you probably won't ever use that degree and the payments will make it much harder to live the life you want

do not skip that year in school, it's not worth it.

Stop watching porn

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>>40370672
kys

>Start eating better now
>Stop fapping to all that weird shit
>Don't get too worked up over high school, you'll never see those people again in two years time

>Figure out what you want to do in college BEFORE you take out a loan to go there
or
>Realize there is no shame in transferring from the local community college

>>40376476
MDMA is fine if used correctly and responsibly. Abusing it will fuck you.

Abused the fuck out of it when I was going to shows and partying every weekend. There were some weeks where me and my buddies would take it twice or sometimes three times on top of psychedelics. We had pretty much an unlimited supply.

Five years later and I can't remember a day where I've just felt good. Emotions are dulled to shit. Focusing is difficult. Still talk like a fucking burn out which is pretty fun actually but probably unattractive. Socially distant to even my family and closest friends.

I have some good stories but altogether I wish I had just taken it once or twice.

>>40370672
>join gym
>do SS+arm accesories
>eat more meat
>fight back, the advice you are told by your parents is a total lie, your parents are shit, beat david to a fucking bloody mess

>>40370672
stop lying to everyone. it'll make you hate people.

>>40370709
MODS 14 YEAR OLD DETECTED

>>40370672
Your mom, and by extension family, is cancer. Take school seriously as well as your health. Stop looking at porn. Get hobbies outside of gaming and shitposting online. Don't get attached to your first GF and listen to your conscience more.

>>40376761

How long did you abuse it for?

I abused it every weekend for 5-6 months, taking probably at least 2+ doses every time.

I use to feel like I would never recover, but it's almost been a year since I've done it at all and I feel pretty much back to normal.

The only difference I feel is I have gotten anxiety, which I never use to have, but that may just be because I started living an introverted life recently and don't get out as much.

>>40371139
iktf
>gf of two years
>talking to and comparing me to ex extensively
>got me to stop smoking weed after I had another source than her
>gaslit me like a mf
>posts attention grabbing shit on fb
>shit like "i cant trust him but I'd die for him"
>bitch you wont even stop talking to your ex for me
>ends up breaking up with me for ex 2 years in

Man I didn't have a backbone

>>40370672
Don't read the manga with the male human fox that looks like a girl.

Do a computer science major and choose to stay on campus. Dont worry about costs your federal aids covers it.

Eat whatever you want just count your calories using an app. Losing weight isn't just dieting and eating salads.

Apply for tuition reimbursement as soon as it comes. It's easy to apply and you'll have a couple grand for a car, extra classes, and whatever else you would like.

Choose Brent instead of Jon he's a better roomate.

Stay with Janelle she's as loyal as you can get.

Thanks bro.

>>40370672
>Start lifting NOW
>don't wish high school to be over
>talk to your friends everyday, when you can't you'll wish you had
>fuck what anyone else thinks of you
>don't chase her, or any girl they aren't worth it
>stop watching so much fuckin anime
>you're shit at league bro stop trying so hard

That's about it good luck me

>>40376997
>roomate
Everyone here in the UK lives in their own room. When will you move to a 1st world country?

>>40376896
not the guy you're responding to

i used it on and off for a few years throughout late highschool and beyond
but i abused the fuck out of it for a solid 6 months when i was about 22

would get trashed every weekend all weekend, usually mid week as well

i never actually felt normal, i was either high as a kite, or locked in my room low as fuck

it has done lasting harm i'm sure

i've got an anxiety that hasn't gone away, it's been there for years, it's not devastatingly bad, it just feels like there's a weight in your chest that wont go away

i haven't relaxed properly in years

>>40376720
ow

>>40376896
Same time period as you but we were taking 5+ bumps each time.

What's funny is that I had pretty bad anxiety from a drug experience before taking MDMA and haven't had any anxiety since because everything is dulled.

The dulled emotions have gotten me out of situations though so it's not all bad. And everyone I meet thinks I don't give two fucks because I literally just say what I want and have a slightly monotone voice.

>>40377021
Obviously I have no money so I get the campus dorms.
Regardless roomate doesnt mean same room just living together.

At 16 you're ahead of the curve at 16.

You're doing everything right.

But whatever you do, keep your hand out of Andrea's panties on prom night. You'll end up having a not-so-cute high school scandal on your hands, which you'll have a hard time resolving.

Also you should eat out Emily's thick ass and pussy some more, you horndog.

>>40376271
I feel you. It's the ghost that's haunting me.

>>40376720
>Mfw landwhale smashes my hips into a million broken pieces

>>40370672
Don't start smoking weed or cigarettes, move out of your hometown, don't study medicine, take a year off and travel, then if you're still not sure what to do just work for a year or two to become more normal and think about it.

>>40370672
work as hard as you can everyday

you should be programming lots and getting used to the linux command line

>Let that hot Hawaiian chick grind you at the Senior cruise you nerd
>Don't watch so much porn first year of community college you fail every class.
>Don't eat so much fast food on the job as an EMT

Keep your mouth shut.

>>40377025

I know exactly how you feel about the weight in your chest, its a horrible feeling.

I know I could take xanx but fuck that, in the long run it will have more devastating effects than the molly.

>>40370672
never trust the white man

>>40377050

sounds like it was pretty bitter sweet for you.

I use to have some PSTD from my past but molly actually cured me of that.

on the other side I feel like I don't have the same confidence I use to have, I think it may be a product of the anxiety

So I guess it's also been bittersweet for me as well

>>40374534
>Ken and Cal are both short for this world, spend some more time with them.

holy shit what a curse

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>>40377221
i've been at odds with this

I've been tempted to go to a psych and describe the symptoms and get prescribed whatever

it's not a good feeling, but it's not stopping me from doing anything or causing me harm

i don't want to become a slave to prescription drugs

i was such a fuckhead for doing it in the first place

>>40373675
That's really sad. Here, have some reddit gold.

>>40370672
Stop drinking.

>see someone about your social anxiety
>Start weight training and do cardio
>eat healthy
>Yes our family is working class so get a part time job to get food.
>Your gonna meet a girl named Emily she is a 6/10 but she is gonna make you happy so dont blow it.

>>40370672
-Do not put up with bad behaviour from women. Ever.
-Don't move back in with your parents when you graduate university. You'll waste 2 years in a deadbeat town only to move back to the city and place you love.
-don't stop lifting, partying happens when you're older, don't waste your teenage years getting wasted, spend it getting gains.
-Don't try cigarettes. You fucking idiot.

>>40370672
LIFT YOU RETARD

>>40371499
you fuckin smoked a blunt before MEPS??? what was the reasoning my man?

that the things you will look back on remember fondly, the things that really give you joy, are connecting with others.

start lifting now! also go study abroad, your second choise is better than your first though

Dont be such an autistic fucking beta faggot

>>40370672
take jamie to prom, she loves you. dont take nora, shes a dumb bitch who is using you.

dont lift till 20 because growth plates. when you hit 20 take steroids fuck it

dont start adderall

dont take epectrical engineering take something fun

dont waste time with league of legends

>>40370672

>be more social
>put more time in school
>get an internship; experience and who you know is more important then what you know.

>>40373456
if i had to guess some sort of altercation involving a weapon of some sort, anon did a bit too much damage and regrets it.

>>40374680
do you have the reading level of an 18 year old? if so yes, these are good books (the ones ive read at least) just take your time with them, if you remember annotating and shit from highschool or other in-depth reading techniques try those to gain a deeper understanding

>>40370672
kill yourself
i literally would tell myself this

>>40373008
>>40373026
>>40373052
>>40373079
Very pathetic case of samefagging

>>40376043
>you wont get a better batman film than begins before your 30s
sad but true. sorry about your dog

>>40377740
(You)

>>40377432
that's how I feel, it is my fault I'm like this and it's going to be my fault if I being a prescription drug cuck. I have xanx just lying around but I don't take it because I don't want to become addicted or dependent upon it to feel "normal"

>stop playing video games and study you fucking idiot

neet now and i wanna die idk what to do

>>40378103
Learn webdev.
Play a team sport.
Voila your life is fixed.

Pull the trigger or stop being autistic

I wish i could go back to my parents before they decided to have kids and tell them how important it is to keep me fit even tho i dont feel like it and if i dont eat a certain type of veggie feed me a different one but please for the love of god dont feed me unhealthy. I'm at a point of suicide because i just cant take the mistakes ive made and what i look like now...

>>40373754
>dont bother with ucf, it's a shit school
bruh...

>>40370672
Cut your hair SHORT you piece of shit, don't try to "do it gradually" "cut it shorter every haircut!" just cut it short, that scruffy goddamn hair kept you from so many mires and two years later you will know that but acne will hold you back. Speaking of which - don't let acne take over. Stop it when you see it

>let that bitch Melissa break up with you.
>fuck Amy
>study your ass off and go to college somewhere close to Orlando
>you want to ride Shamu professionally
>start eating right and lifting, I'm sorry I couldn't have come back earlier to tell you this last part

dont fuck the black girl

Ask Sophie on a date.

Go to the gym by yourself, don't rely on your friends, don't rely on your dad.

On June 16th your fiancé will want to go to the grocery to buy some meds cause you're sick. Don't let her cause a drunk driver will T Bone her when shes driving back.

I miss her so much

Laser surgery doesn't do shit, only Doctor K can cure your bacne scars.

>>40379778
okie dokie

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save zyzz
do not let him go to Thailand

>>40370672

Invest more. Don't ever stop setting aside money from every paycheck you get. DO. NOT. EVER. STOP. For anything. No excuses.

Work out more.

Play less video games.

>>40379852
T bone?
you mean front colliding to the side of your gf's car?

>>40374232
>Don't get too easily attached to girls. They'll come and go, the only thing that stays is you and what you put into yourself.

That one is definitely for me, thank you

>>40370672
Don't bring them on board and don't call it in.

>>40371139
>Teach yourself HTML, CSS

Or actually learn to program....

>>40371965
Thanks for the advice, you probably don't know how much this helped me.

When you join the army, you're going to do live handgun exercises. If you get that gun, do us both a favor and blow your brains out.

There's nothing to look forward to in Vienna. There's nothing to look forward to in relationships.
Theres nothing to look forward to in college.
There is nothing to look forward to in the working world.

Thanks.

>>40371929
>never be the same after weed
What?

I've done acid and after a week post-trip I feel back to normal with just a new insight on life as if I've watched some profound YouTube video that really inspired me in some way

>>40370672
stop playing video games and go outside

>>40370672
Fuck Sarah deep and hard, fuck Alison deep and hard, don't fuck Larissa or Siri. Date mason and impregnate her. Get your license before you're 17. That's about it.

Enjoy life

and some lotto numbers

>>40380638
Also don't eat psychedelics weekly when you are 18

>>40370672
Life is a meme. Don't feel like you're wasting your life playing WoW because TBC will be the best days of your life.

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>>40373456
>little bit more than 17 at the time
>grew up in a rough area, "don't get caught lacking" was literally a word of wisdom and not just a trap verse
>nigger in white skin but i still had to constantly show out so my peers didn't think i was a bitch
>unfortunately not only quick to anger by my own nature, but being surrounded by hoods made me way too aggressive
>actually just making my way out of the gym, late at night
>already knew people had gotten robbed near the gym before, so it wasn't a surprise to me to get popped up on
>dude didn't have any weapon to speak of that i can remember but he was way bigger than me
>as i said, he didn't catch me lacking, had a busted old taurus .45
>ended up hitting him 3 times, legged it before anybody got there
>never done anything like that other than a few schoolyard fights
>not even sure if he's dead to this day, probably is though
>been mentally and emotionally trying to improve myself since then, picked up actually reading and absorbing life improving shit from marcus aurelius a while back
>reading anger management books and recently looked into pills with doctor for it
>still sometimes have to stop what i'm doing because the thought of his sounds of panic and shock and pain still are burned into my head and flood back from random things

ironically even though he was just some thug trying to shake me down, i still have kept him in memorial honor, if it wasn't for him i'd still be a fucking idiot wigger, i hope if there is anybody up there they forgave him by now, and honestly i hope he's forgiven me

>>40370672
Stop eating like shit
STOP PLAYING VIDYA AND READ MORE INSTEAD YOU FUCKING NERD
Don't get a degree in science, go with stats or econ (or double in both) like dad said.
Join crew instead of a fraternity
Buy Chipotle and Netflix the instant they release their IPOs. Dump both in January 2016.

avoid you know who and dont get married

>>40370672
Don't go to university until you are 22. You won't be able to make a good decision about what you want to do until you've done something first.

The winning lottery ticket # when I turn 18

>>40380815
Honestly man fuck that dumb nigger. Yes you should be thankful he helped you get on the straight and narrow. But be proud of what you did, yes he helped provide the inspiration but YOU are the one who made yourself better. Plus you hopefully cleaned one nigger off my taxes

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>>40380815
>>still sometimes have to stop what i'm doing because the thought of his sounds of panic and shock and pain still are burned into my head and flood back from random things

>read this
>instantly reminds me of the video of that cop getting shot and the squeals he makes

I did not need to recollect that

Life isn't going to get better for while. You'll become ill and suffer severe pain, but try to appreciate the days where you are free from it. Enjoy sunny days. sorry to say I still don't know if you'll come out on top, but life has been pretty fucking rough since age 5 so just tough it out cunt.

>just drank alot of wine and fucked my gf real good
>she's asleep
>i'm dipping hard now and don't know what the fuck the point is

Wtf guys I just wanna be free from pain and anxiety. I don't see the point in dealing with my shit anymore because shit always get fucked up.

Doesn't matter if you get away from abusive family, out of the white trash life, get an education, a gf and shit. Shit will always get shit and I'm the shittest

>>40370672
Don't go on fucking prozac if someone ever wants you to. It'll take 45 minutes to masturbate.

You'll be short, it's okay though.

Math isn't that fucking hard if you pay attention you get better in college and even pass calc 4!

>>40373297
Was surprised too brah, never knew where charisma and attitude can get you. I still am. Never met a girl who attracted me so much and with whom I felt so much chemistry in her love, so I am happy. We all gonna make it

>>40370672
Lift. Stop drinking pop (though I wish I could tell my 9 year old self this). Get your license.

And just go fuck some slut.

Stop staying up until the small hours of the morning, fix your sleep cycle.
You can't coast through A-levels like you have school so far, and certainly not university, learn how to work hard and revise effectively.

I would TELL MYSELF to SHACK UP with my GIRLFRIEND FROM COLLEGE as a 22 YEAR OLD and TIE MYSELF FINANCIALLY TO HER and BASE ALL OF MY LIFE DECISIONS in accordance to HER HAPPINESS because YOUNG MEN KNOW A LOT ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND ITS NEVER TOO EARLY TO SETTLE DOWN

I would be sure to LET MY YOUNGER SELF KNOW to FUCK AROUND BETWEEN THE AGES OF 20 and 40 and then WAKE UP with a TATTOO while WORKING IN A FUCKING RETAIL STORE and woNDER HOW I MANAGED TO TIME TRAVEL and how I WOULD THINK I WOULD HAVE KNOWN MORE

THATS HOW YOU TIME TRAVEL AS A MAN, THOSE 3 YEARS ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE AGAIN, THATS TIME ILL NEVER GET BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40373139
Well MDMA did a lot you apparently.

>>40370785
This is important to understand. The greatest resource someone can have is knowing people. Hard work is still really important.

>>40374534
>Don't try the leg press with four plates and two of your teammates on it.
dafuk am I reading?

>>40379690
It is. Their standards for students and professors are so fucking low that a degree from there is worth shit. I transferred 3 years ago and the freshman level programming class I took at the new school was the same as the junior level class I took at UCF

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Don't let her leave, you'll know which one I'm talking about.

Start lifting sooner and tell Dr. Anderson that you demand an x-ray of your back becuase it's not just growing pains, trust me.

>>40381381
thanks sam

start lifting earlier you faggot

ask that girl out sooner so you could spend more time with her before you both moved apart

just keep going as you are with regards to school, grades are good

thats about it

>>40380815
>coping with mental hangups from defending yourself by reading the war diary of a conquering emperor
that seems a little odd to me breh

Drink two pints of whole milk a day, nigga you need more calories

>Don't worry about your career so much now. You will accomplish exactly what you set out to do with resounding success, multiple times over
>Ignore C when she comes along. It'll be a great 4 years, but she will fuck some Chad she works with and leave you a shell of your former self, and it will take months to crawl out from that.
>Ignore all the fad diets. Eat clean, eat at a deficit, and do a PPL. You'll make more progress in a few months than you did in a year doing brosplits.
>Do not take bullshit from women. NONE.
>Don't tell mom you're agnostic. It will break her.
>DO NOT FUCK J. Your dick will forever ruin the best friendship you ever had - but you're too stupid and horny to realize that bros ALWAYS over hoes.
>Invest what little money you have early on, and don't spend so much time playing videogames. It does nothing for you.
>Coffeeshop girl has a thing for you. Act on it.
>It's not going to last with M. Leave her when you move.
>Don't go on the bouncey castle at prom. You'll tear a rotator cuff. That bitch doesn't put out anyway don't even go.

Most importantly - Wife something up in college. You get your dream job, but you will be surrounded by Chads, so the competition is intense.

>>40371519
don't beat yourself up about that dude

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>>40370672
Do it, faggot.

Just fuck everyone. Fuck the having standards thing

Buy bitcoin in a few years. Do not back out of buying them again. They are pennies each. :'(

I tell myself I'm a lazy piece of shit and then proceed to rape him. I totally disregarded my own future self so I agree that I should punish my past self

Like you/me/us (I don't know, time travel is hard) always say "there are plenty of fish in the sea, but I live in a puddle". Truman's going to be a bigger puddle
You'll meet girls, even ones in the first few weeks, who will like you. It will fuck with your head and nothing will come of it. Don't stress it. Many of the girls you meet will just be nothing. Don't get me wrong, there are lots of qt's, but so many of them are just so... nothing. Talking with them will make you want to start slamming your head against a brick wall. Again, don't sweat it.
Don't get so wrapped up in the dorm life. You'll come to realize sooner or later that those people just don't vibrate at your frequency and that the friendships won't last. People say that you make all these lifelong friends in your freshman dorm and blah blah blah, but no, not always. Don't let that notion guide you to spend too much time with people that you don't really connect with or want to connect with.
You'll make mistakes, you'll have terrible times, and you'll come awful close to suicide in that first year. Treasure the stories you'll get from them. Treasure the knowledge you'll get from them. Starting from when you graduate highschool, you will have the worst year of your life except maybe for the one when we were really poor and dad almost died on the table while they were trying to fix his cancer. You won't actually go through with suicide though (good man), and the dark times will lead you to some of the best times in your life. Remember Uncle Tigger (Gherig)? He's part of it. You'll go to the desert and have amazing adventures and learn a lot about life.
I wish I could transplant any of the shreds of wisdom I've got directly into you, but I can't, that's the catch. You'll learn all this stuff only after the times you'll want to have had it most. Elitism won't get you jack shit.
Stop going to /lit/ and start going to /k/. Seriously. /lit/ is one of the most toxic, cancerous boards on this site. (pt.1

Don't fall for their bullshit. They're damaged and sad and you don't want to be like them. Don't get to deep into philosophy. It's too cerebral for you, at least for now, and getting that wrapped up in it will fuck with you big time. Don't think, act. Speaking of which, this is pretty important. Go to the southside. I'm serious, go to the southside. That girl in your english class that you skipped right over? Emily. She'll be there. Talk to her. Tell her stories. Stop her. She's a truly good person, but she will destroy herself. Her life will fill with drugs and cheap sex and heartbreak. She doesn't deserve that. Stop her. Even if you don't, she'll be back later. It'll surprise you too, but you'll actually become big parts of each others lives later down the line. I know what your intentions will be. I've lived them, but you're only human and she's still a beautiful girl. It'll take months, but her little push-me, pull-me games will break your iron will. You'll start to catch feelings for her despite yourself. You'll try to stop it, but you'll let yourself get dragged back in. You'll break each others hearts without so much as a kiss between the two of you, you'll learn a little from it, but it'll be incredibly painful. Keep walking tall. Never compromise your values. Eat food when you need it. The absolute most important thing you'll get from your whole college experience (at least up to where I am) is self respect. Never. Never lose it, even for a second. Also, age matters so much it's crazy. When girls find out you're a 17 year old freshman/18 year old sophmore/19 year old junior (this one isn't as bad), their legs are going to close so fast it'll make your head spin. Don't sweat it. Fuck what they think, you do you and keep walking the path towards becoming the you lonely little sage. You'll start to become magnetic just like you knew you could be. Just give it some time. Be on this Earth, but not of this Earth, right?(done)

>>40382855
> It will fuck with your head and nothing will come of it. Don't stress it. Many of the girls you meet will just be nothing. Don't get me wrong, there are lots of qt's, but so many of them are just so... nothing. Talking with them will make you want to start slamming your head against a brick wall
>Don't get so wrapped up in the dorm life. You'll come to realize sooner or later that those people just don't vibrate at your frequency and that the friendships won't last.
>Don't let that notion guide you to spend too much time with people that you don't really connect with or want to connect with.
>You'll make mistakes, you'll have terrible times, and you'll come awful close to suicide in that first year. Treasure the stories you'll get from them. Treasure the knowledge you'll get from them. Starting from when you graduate highschool, you will have the worst year of your life
>You'll go to the desert and have amazing adventures and learn a lot about life.
>Don't get to deep into philosophy.
>It's too cerebral for you, at least for now, and getting that wrapped up in it will fuck with you big time.

This is literally me in 2016, the year i left high school, even the desert
>Don't fall for their bullshit. They're damaged and sad and you don't want to be like them
>Don't think, act. Speaking of which, this is pretty important
>whole college experience is self respect. Never. Never lose it, even for a second.
>Also, age matters so much it's crazy. When girls find out you're a 17 year old freshman/18 year old sophmore/19 year old junior (this one isn't as bad), their legs are going to close so fast it'll make your head spin
>Don't sweat it. Fuck what they think, you do you and keep walking the path towards becoming the you lonely little sage. You'll start to become magnetic just like you knew you could be. Just give it some time. Be on this Earth, but not of this Earth
THIS IS LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW
WORD FOR WORD
i rly think your post was meant for me insane.

>>40383064
>Don't get so wrapped up in the dorm life.
>>Don't think, act. Speaking of which, this is pretty important
>whole college experience is self respect. Never. Never lose it, even for a second.
> Fuck what they think, you do you and keep walking the path towards becoming the you lonely little sage. You'll start to become magnetic just like you knew you could be. Just give it some time. Be on this Earth, but not of this Earth

This is literally a confirmation from my very last epiphanies / realizations about my current condition. This is literally my future self telling me that i'm going to make it after deciding to make it
thank lord i found this post at my 2nd year in uni and while 18 years old

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You aren't going to be the same person five years from now

don't drop out of highschool

kiss her already

>>40383064
>>40383088
Glad you were able to get something useful out of it.
Keep walking tall, anons

>>40383441
any more advice?
especially on the little lonely sage and the magnetic just like you knew
be on this earth but not of this earth
frequency

>>40370672
This is 18 me, to 16 me;
There isn't much to say other than to lift weights, learn game, stop fapping, DO NOT GET ATTACHED TO A GIRL YOU WILL MEET A YEAR LATER NAMED ABBY. You'll date her a year later, and that's okay, she was fun, but she will break your heart, let it be. Don't tell Cudder anything about you, he's a sneaky cunt. Don't let Yuri push you off the chair, even though he's your friend and you really don't mind it happening, just punch him in the face. Don't drink on the job. Don't 69 with the black girl. Don't fuck Sydney, Jesus God. Don't let Lillie get attached, just fuck her. (16 year old me had no idea about all this pussy he'd get kek). For the love of God, DO NOT FUCK KATIE. It will forever be on your mind. Don't speed, you'll pay a lot of money for it. The gf you get this year is nothing but experience, don't get upset at the end, btw have fun losing your virginity this year(2015). Also buy condoms you fag, stop raw doggin her. Don't ruin your rep at school by sending dick pics to every girl and call it an "accident". Fuck Sarah while you have the chance! Get on that shit faggot, she won't be single long, plus by the time you're 18 some friends of yours have already gone deep in there, and you may be jealous for a while. Start boxing, wrestling, Muay Thai, BJJ. Fuck Del while you have the chance. She'll send nudes to you and your cousin and his friends so don't date her obviously, but fuck her. None of that nudes group will, so brag about it. Tell Matt to not have sex at his house next summer, and tell him to not smoke weed. Tell his friend to never steal from Walmart either. btw grandpa dies on dad's birthday this year, literally right before you walk in the hospital door. So get there sooner to see him one more time. Because do you really want the last thing he ever said to you be "Don't turn into a hippie". I'm kidding, it's not bad, actually pretty great, but telling him you love him, and he you sounds better.

>>40373999
What's wrong with the marines?

"kill yourself and spare yourself and everyone around you a lot of heartache and disappointment"

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>Go to school you moron, don't drop out
>stop drinking soda and eating junk food
>fuck Jenny, who cares if she's fat. Do you really want to end up a 32 year old virgin?
> get a job, any job and save money
>move out as soon as you turn 18 and get the fuck away from your dipshit family, they will suck the life right out of you

>Dont balloon to 275 lbs
I didnt and never had boobies, because I have flared ribs which gave my chest more skin but my hips/stomach has stretch marks and my stomach has loose skin from it.

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>>40383863

>there are still 18-year-olds here

>>40370672

Take martial arts starting NOW.

Your genetics aren't holding you back, your lack of nutrition is.

Stop listening to your parents on anything

Get contacts ASAP

Get a job so you can get a car ASAP

Start talking to girls

DONT FUCKING TOUCH WOW WHEN IT COMES OUT

>>40370672
Doesnt matter. 16 year old self wouldnt listen. I know it. You all know it. Literally nothing in your life today would be any different

>>40380815

The woman who didn't get raped the next day because the giant nigger who was going to lurk in the bushes by her front door couldn't make it is probably doing pretty alright nowadays, anon. Maybe she even met somebody special and started and family, instead of spiraling into self-loathing, drugs, and eventual suicide.

You're probably a hero.

>>40376930
>"I can't trust him but I'd die for him"
>leaves you for ex eventually

What on Earth makes you think those dodgy posts were about you? Most likely, she never stopped loving him deep down even when she was with you.

>Don't listen to your parents. They hold you back.

>Take that call center job from Times Square. Extra money in your pocket while you are ahead in school is never a bad thing.

>You're in good shape. Alex did you a huge favor by taking you to the gym. He's a real bro. Don't discard that friendship because everyone else was making fun of you two while they were wasting away in front of that building.

>The gym is paying off in dividends! Carlos was right. You came back to school as one of the hottest guys. Yashoda, Shawntae and Crystal are mirin' hard and waiting for you to make a move. DO IT!

>Don't listen to your parents! Move with your friends as soon as you graduate! Fast! That move to South Carolina is a death trap!

Also for me at 22:

>Who gives a shit if she's in her 40's. She has no kids, a decent job, great personality, still hot and for some reason she likes you. Don't sperg out and turn her down when she asks you out.

FUCK! I have a lot of regrets.

>>40370672
You don't get a football scholarship at the end of it. You only win one state title and being all state doesn't mean shit since you're a white midget. Protect your brain better, the three concussions aren't worth it. Never trust spics, every single one you trust will fuck you in the end. Take that year before going to college, because going to college unfocused will just end In debt and a criminal record. Oh yeah, a 600 pound squats doesn't mean shit it's only 2x your body weight, you fat fuck. Lose some weight and leave erica alone, she said happier with her boyfriend than cheating on him with you

don't smoke weed, in fact, don't do any drugs. your lungs are important and you could do a lot better without an addiction.

don't party, kind of coincides with the drugs shit. these people are not going to help you guide your future to where you want to be. plus you are wasting valuable time + killing brain cells.

if you are not going to take school seriously, at least show something for it. start/fail businesses or learn a skill in place of good grades and homework.

be a fucking neek/nerd/geek, that is when you are the most happiest. you will find out that the fags in the chess club are actually a lot fucking cooler than your current circle of druggies. plus, you end up winning the in-school chess championship anyway.

don't be too good to be smart. apply yourself rather than saying "yeah, this shit is too easy".

>>40370672

your dad is going to try to stop you from being a great person dont listen to him, keep doing what you love.


your friends do not care about you nor how are you, disregard them, ull find more and better.


fuck every girl that ask you to, kayden is not special, she is going to hoe with some electronic music dj, sh just want u to bust her ego.
train as hard as you can, ull need it, u need to protect the ones you love.

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>>40373852
>rise through the ranks
>get a job

no need to classcuck

there's a better way comrade

>>40371929
>Oh and you'll lose J too, be friends with her before she goes.
sadly, i know someone who's name starts with J
she's graduating soon
we're friends (i think, not counting lol)

>>40376761
>>40377025
>>40376896
>>40376447
>>40374771

I thought /fit/ was smarter than this. Stop blaming drugs for your own weaknesses.

>>40372449
define "it'll make things more fun" pls
drop her i can do
fuck her friends i can try to do

fututi mortii mati de prost puteai so futi pe ana daca nu erai retardat

>>40374003
Story?

>>40382069
fat anon here

should i do ppl

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>>40380451
Hi , that seems like something I will say around this year.

1. Shave your mustache
2. Quit cross country, do wrestling instead
3. Fix your kyphosis
4. Start lifting
5. Study your ass off for the PSAT so that you don't end up 40k in debt
6. Don't get so attached to your first gf
7. When you go to college, for the love of god do not get a gf your freshman year.

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>>40371519
dude don't fret about it. Be honest, do you really think any /fit/izen is going to unironically tell you irl "Manlets btfo"?

If it bothers you so much, pick up a self-defense art so you know you have a good shot of being the alpha in any room you're ever in.

>>40370672
First and foremost, MAKE A FUCKING MOVE IN PERSON YOU CHUBBY CUNT, SHE IS ABSOLUTELY INTO YOU. IT IS NOT GOING TO FALL INTO YOUR LAP. FUCKING DO IT. BE YOUR OWN MAN AND FUCKING DO IT.

Get Copic markers for Christmas, draw one hand and one foot every day from a different angle, get your fucking license it isn't difficult at all, then get a job so you can take her out, don't stop sprinting, church is a joke but it's a necessary negative if you want a social life, do not fucking trust the wannabe cop or any the pastor's kids. Start practicing making comic books now, and also try to go pro at Street Fighter X Tekken. You ain't bad.

>>40385134
faggot commie

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>>40384747
>WOW WHEN IT COMES OUT
I have a feeling you're 30 anon.

I know how you feel rn man.

>>40370672
Make friends in school. LoL is fun but friends are more fun. Once you move for senior year talk to that one blonde chick more, she is nice. Invest in netflix

>>40385355
I wish my brother would take your advice. He works, then comes home to play LoL and bitches about not having a social life. But when he does go out he goes to the card shop with the same people from the last 2 or 3 years. Never meets anyone new. "I don't know what I'm doing wrong" he says. Shit's fucking ridiculous. I've told him at least twice but he refuses to leave his bubble. Like it hurts to watch but it's also a good reminder of what could be me. I'm buying a kayak this year for Christmas so I can get out there and live.

>>40385371
If he's still in HS then he might open up in college. Literally first week of uni and my social skills doubled and I actually made friends for the first time.

>>40385387
Oh I notice I failed to mention, he's 3 months away from being 26.

>>40385393
He is most likely hopeless in that case. Is he on his way to being a wizard?

You know you don't fit with other people, you don't belong anywhere not even on 4chan, you know you can't form a true connection with some. Just leave, learn bushcraft and how to survive in the wilderness read mors kochanski and richard graves, you can't even do school and you know you'll never be able to love your family and friends as much as they love you, you can't you know you can't. So just leave even if you know it will hurt them more than it will hurt you.

>>40370672
I would tell myself to kill yourself don't be a pussy pls

>>40384884
>Yashoda, Shawntae and Crystal are mirin' hard and waiting for you to make a move.
Did you go to school at a strip club?

>>40372437
>It's ok if you like anime but don't get so sucked into it.

this. enjoy the shows for what they are and not get obsessed with them

>>40385560

Inner city high school. I would understand if Shawntae being more typical name for a stripper, but have you ever heard of a stripper with the name Yashoda?

>>40372358
Are u Finnish

>>40374354
ex's are ex's for a reason

>>40373008
need more advice about "dont give a fuck" like this