What the hell did you get me into /fit/ >start at gym today

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>>40366426
i see youve met the normies

>>40366426
>had gone in before for paperwork and all that
wat

>get list of foods that they say are good/bad
wat

Sounds like you joined a course or class or something, not a gym. A gym is literally a room with weights and exercise equipment and you lift said weights and use said equipment. Stop worrying about other people unless they interfere with said equipment and weight.

>>40366426
nigga i aint reddin all dat

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>>40366426
OP answer this honestly did you join crossfit?

>not one mention of a tip

The plate boy and receptionist are going to remember you for all the wrong reasons. I tip the plate boy 12% total weight added and the receptionist gets a flat $5 every tuesday

You done goofed. You joined a normie gym. Its probably like mine becomjng more and more like planet fitness.

>free pizza sometimes
>get talked to about dropping weight 6 inches off the ground
>trainers all peddling half ball exercises and all are dyel

>lifting with gym bro
>water bottle runs dry
>go to re-fill it at the water fountain
>the one I normally use is non operational
>have to walk all the way to the cardio side of the gym to use the other one
>stray too close to the gym anomaly
>try to find gym bro but from his point of view I was gone for three weeks and he went home
>he filed a missing persons report

i think i need to change gyms

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>gym decides to try out a new system
>you earn plate dispenser tokens by doing cardio
>have to spend an hour on the treadmill to get all the plates i need for a deadlift session

I fucking hate this place but it's the only gym nearby

>>40367313
>plate dispenser tokens
what in the actual fuck?

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>>40367313
Fuck are you me?
>>40367381
>Pic related
Bet you never been to a gym NYR.

>>40367410
we don't have that system at any gym in my area, notably because we have a university gym that's well equipped here.

>>40367313
wat

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>>40366426

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>>40367109
Cool story bro, got another one?

>>40367313
i don't believe this at all actually

>>40366426
"Eggs are bad" is dieting advice from like 20 years ago before they discovered that dietary cholesterol doesn't have much of an impact on the body's actual cholesterol levels.

Eggs are one of the greatest protein sources in nature

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>>40366426

>>40367561
Sauce pl0x

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>>40366426
>Shaniqua /Fit/iqa

my fucking sides

>>40367313
>plate dispenser tokens
What the dick is a plate dispenser? Is it a vending machine for pl8s? Pic?

>>40367313
Can't tell if you bamboozled everyone ITT or if they're just going along with the joke

>>40368081
from a greentext.

>>40368155
C A N I G E T A Q U I C K R U N D O W N ?

>walk into gym
>fucking chink wokking around the smith machine
>got this half long combover cunt shit hair
>already know what day it is
>suddenly an arab spawns
>wants to bench 2pl8
>chink spots him
>smith machine
>bounces the bar off his fucking chest
>flies up in the air
>this goes on for a few reps
>goku and allah excited as fuck
>second set
>3pl8
>????
>bar goes up
>smith machine goes down
>chink almost gets decapitated
>fucking comb over was a wig
>his 5'4 ass is impaled to the ground
>the pores of his scalp opens in rage
>boiling water steams out
>arab eats rice tonight

Never again

>>40367313
>isnt grateful for the opportunity to NOT pay for pl8 dispenser tokens

u lil shit i have to WAIT IN LINE for people to finish using the limited pl8's we have AND ONLY THEN am i given the privilege of buying a few plates

>>40367313
>Not taking your own plates with you

OP here, fyi it was an Xsport Express

>>40367012
Like I said I got a personal trainer and he gave me the list of food items

The paperwork/questions to sign up took almost an hour, wasn't expecting it and I had to go to work

>>40367561
Lmfao

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>>40366426
>Shaniqua /Fit/iqa

>>40367540
How's your new years resolution going friend?

>>40368200
No its real alright. My gym has BYOP (bring your own plates) day every Thursday. Good times.