>this guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom What

Hump his leg until he lets me suck his balls
>no homo

>>40359755
Go crying to management, get his membership revoked, and file a battery charge.

>>40359755
ask him to kindly fuck me in the ass

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>>40359755

>>40360025
heh i bet you're cute when you get all flustered like this :3

>>40359755
Op
I have not made a single post on this board in over 2 months
2 months I have gone without saying a word on here, I browse the fph, the plg, and maybe a few other threads
But your thread op
Is such fucking shit
That I felt the need to remove myself from retirement and tell you that you are a massive fucking faggot
Contract aids and never return to /fit/

>>40360025
why 5lb plate tho

>>40359755
assume it was an accident. A guy like that would never be interested in me :(

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>>40359755
tell him he can slap it 5 time for every 15 minutes he gives me lifting pointers, obviously.

>>40360248
he can't pick up 45s lol

@40360198

hello orungutano

orungatano is in this bitch

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>>40360248
>>40360386
>why 5lb plate tho
Its easier to conceal, and I can strike with it much faster.

>>40359755
Ohp him into the locker room for aggressive cuddles
> no homo op

>>40360594
Why not just use your shurikens?

>>40359755
Slap his ass and keep my hand there.

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>>40359755
i'd be flattered to be honest, and i'm not even gay

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>>40359755
holy FUCK how does one get that big??

>>40362057
be short

that is all

>>40362057

steroids did u really have to ask this?

>>40359755
I wish a guy like that would fuck me in the ass.

ask him to sit on my face

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Slap back and laugh before we spitroast OP.

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>>40360025
Heh...nothin personnel, kid

>>40359755
T H I C C
H
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C
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>>40359755
Sorry I only date black men.

>>40359755
attainable natty?

>>40359755
Suck his cock. Show him who the real man is.

When will steroids finally become viable?

>>40363666
when you reach a plateau way after your 2/3/4/5 lifts

>>40359755
Jesus Christ those fucking legs hnnnggg

>>40359755
Fall in love desu

>>40359755
>see this thread last night
>have a dream where I'm cradling a large fit man with a respectable bf%. he was upset about something so I was holding him and carressing his lats with one hand and sticking my hand down his shirt and gently rubbing his chest with my other hand
>woke up half chubbed

fuck you, /fit/