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my routine before my workouts is to jack off to porn, watch inspirational zyzz videos, and then take my pre workout.
my routine didn't work out so well this time
after i was done jacking off, i figured i'd proceed to watch some zyzz videos for some motivation. however, i decided to not put my pants on after i was done fapping away... i figured id just put my pants on after watching the zyzz videos (who gives a fuck anyways right?). well that's what i thought until my dad walked into my room. Dick hanging out, still kind of hard from the porn session, lotion on my desk, and zyzz dancing without a shirt on to trance music on my computer.
dad shook his head and walked out of the room.
went to the gym and i dont think im coming back
fuck, i wonder what my dad is gonna think anytime he hears trance music coming out of my room. What do i do /fit/?
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"Yeah, dad, I jizzed to Zyzz. He's the king of aesthetics. DYEL, brah?"
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>>40358892
Man up and talk to him. You have to pull a Ray Romano from TCAP and exhort your ungayness to his face.
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>>40358892
You gotta go wild man.
Call your dad a cuck
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dude if you watch Zyzz your probably are gay.
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>>40359576
I'm a 22 year old NEET so I'm pretty sure if I tell him that he'll kick me out
>>40359557
I'm pretty sure he doesn't want anything to do with me right now since he really hates gays
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>>40358892
What pre-workout do you use?
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>>40359645
C4 extreme cellucor. I just finished the tub today
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>>40359604
if u hate zyzz then ur a little sadcunt
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>>40358892
>not fappng to zyzz in the first place
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Best option would to start telling your dad random shit like I'm going to go see a girl, etc. Best case scenario you bring one home but who are we kidding.
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>>40360438
My dad has never seen me socialize with a girl much less go out and see a girl
>tfw social autism engages around women
I'm pretty sure he thought I was gay before this happened
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You masturbate AFTER you work out!!!
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>>40358892
Just show him some of Zyzz.
He'll probably understand and wank off to him as well.
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>>40358892
1. Jack of to zyzz
2. Cum buckets
3.turn on real porn (no homo)
4. Call your dad
5. ??????
5. Profit
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>>40361415
This
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>>40361415
U gotta own it zyzzbra.
Be confident around the house knowing u got caught jerking it to a gawd.
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stop wearing pants around the house breh. he'll get used to it
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