>go to hospital >nurse taking my vitals >wraps Blood

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>>40357788
>Friday legday
>decide to go barhopping later
>put on some butt hugging jeans
>hit up a random bar
>notice people checking me out
>all dudes, wtf
>one sits next to me, starts talking
>minutes later, gently brushes his hand on my butt
>find out it's a gay bar
I don't know how to feel about this

>>40357852
Only a man can appreciate the effort that went into a /fit/ body

>go shop for pants
>every pair too loose around the waist, and too tight around the legs
Thanks, Marc.

>>40357894
That means you've been slacking off on your deadlifts

>>40357915
Do you know what muscles are used in a deadlift boy?

Haha nice

>>40357920
Butt
Yours is small

>>40357927
>deadlift
>butt

You're joking right?

>>40357894
Denizen 231 athletic fit jeans are a lifesaver.

>>40357939
>not activating your glutes during a DL
t. Hank Hill

>>40357948
>he thinks that a deadlift will do anything more for ass than squats

A deadlift is literally the lift portion of a squat.

>>40357954
You're so wrong, man

A squat is about straightening your knees
That uses your quads

A deadlift is about straightening your hips
That uses your glutes/posterior chain

>>40357999
Nope. It's literally the same form. Deadlifts will not do shit for your glites

>>40357999
You just got concern trolled my dude. Thanks for the free lesson.

>>40357852
>not slapping back

Not gonna make it.