>squat outside power cage >plates run away >bar attacks

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>want to train with freeweights
>have to pay for it

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>>40355366
>not using proprietary weights
>2017
you must be one of those people who thought open-cage lifts are a good idea

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>>40355366
>check out new gym in area
>they only have shareweights

I'm not gonna pay 10$ just to get a full plate

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>>40355689
>use proprietary weights
>can't unlock nattymode due to locked weightloader

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>decline bench
>do it anyway

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>go to new gym check out their membership plans
>sale on virtually private locker stalls for $4.99 with 1 hook and max 10 unlocks a month
>have to buy dedicated locker for $49 a month
>still only get a %60 SLA

JUST

>forget to actuate the handbrake on the ab wheel
>peel out of the ab section and plow face first into some paki on the adductor machine

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>failed my provisional exam again
>have to wait another six months to get my deadlifting license

>Go to gym which is a 45min drive away (Traffic)
>Warm up
>Get to squat rack and realize I forgot my wallet
>Don't have any coins for the 20kg plates
>Have to end up using 16 of the free trial version 5kg plates just so I can finish my leg workout

>>40355689
free != gratis

dumb proprietary poster

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>>40355689
>go to a cage that uses the Open Plate License
>hex plates, triangle plates, plates with no holes
>a plate that weighs fucking -10 kg for some reason
>one giant-ass plate that weighs 5 kg

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>>40355689
>use proprietary weights
>company owns my gains
>disables them when I cancel membership

>>40355862
SKÅÅÅL

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>gym falcon laid an egg in the sauna again

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>ask stranger for a spot
>turns out he didn't go to spotting school
>catastrophic liftoff sends the bar spinning uncontrollably and crashes on my gym crush.
>no survivors

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>incline bench
>the glass ceiling prevents me from grabbing the bar.

>>40356959
>>gym falcon laid an egg in the sauna again

>Gym falcon

My sides.

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>>40356959

>gym falcon

>comment to snatch exercises
>It's that time of the month.

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>>40356959
lololol WHAT

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>>40356959
Gym falcon is new a meme starting now.

>>40356959
>Tfw our gym falcon is busy incubating they're eggs now so manlets run wild in the gym.

>>40357110
>>40357127
>>40357141
>>40357152
>unironically being this new

>>40355892
>a plate that weighs -10 kg
im fuckin dead