ITT autistic reasons why you lift >to be able to throw any

>>40350019
>to be able to ohp girls
>to get /fit/ approval
>to be bigger than my dad

>>40350019
>to be able to throw any girl on my back and squat her for reps
Unless they're absolute fucking whales you should be able to squat any girl for at least 10 reps. 2.5pl8 1rm and I can rep 80kg for at least 10 reps.

My aunt had a titjob and l always wanted to fuck her tight retarded bimbo asshole

We did it multiple times, even when cousin was home, fun times

>>40350082
Is she actually retarded or just stupid?

>>40350074
I second the OHP girls thing

>>40350082
post some pics

>>40350091
>She's into incest

Pretty good chance her retard parents were into it too, so yes.

>>40350019
>to be able to throw any girl on my back and squat her for reps
That's pretty easy but it's not autistic. Women love feats of strength like that when you're playfighting or stuff like that

>>40350019

I want to pick up girls and carry them to the bed or during sex have them clinging on to me while I'm standing like a koala

I also want to reduce the fat around my pelvic region to make my dick bigger

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i wanna be le funny buff guy like terry crews and watch girly anime

I picked up my bro one time and squatted him for reps he was mirin

>>40350082
i remember that thread
your aunt is not that attractive

>>40350019
I like to knit. I eventually want to get big enough where i can knit between sets and nobody can judge me.

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>>40350215
THROWIN SHADE

>>40350019

>to be able to throw any girl on my back and squat her for reps

You have a bulky taste or something? I could squat girls up to 75 kg for reps without gym.

>to fulfil my fantasy of taking my shirt off in a public place with loads of qts after somebody spills hot food on me

Okay stop it you sick fuck!

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>>40350019
To be as strong as a main charactar in my vidyas and mangos.

>>40350091
>>40350116
>>40350215
l have never told this story anywhere though

>everyone who has an aunt is the same anon
>posting pics of your aunt on 4chan

l'm not retarded

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>>40350019
>be happy

>>40350660
put some emoji over her face and post her

>>40350019
>for impressing girls like a true autismo
Girl I know wants me to do push ups with her on my back

Probably going to break my neck trying this

>>40350228
id kill to see a monster man pound out reps and start supersetting scarfs

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>>40350019
>non-autistic
fuck girls against the wall with ease

>autistic
wear anime shirts with less judgment

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For the 10th Crusade

>>40353437
>wear anime shirts with less judgment

This is my goal too

>>40353437
Yes. To all of this.

>>40353437
this entire post

>>40353437
>>40353988
>>40353995
>>40354011
>samefagging this blatantly

>>40350660
Seconding >>40350776

Draw some colorful lines in paint around the edges too to prevent reverse image search from working; then post them tits.

>>40350019
>to find a rich milf/mature woman than can spoil me a little and to be her fuck toy
> so i can find a short (not very tall) hottie and make her my gf and then be her huge hot bf
> to wear a captain america/superman costume and actually fill it with my gains
Usually I think about these stupid reasons for the laughs

>>40350178
You're onto something with the koala thing ...

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>>40350364
nice, I'm going for kaneki mode

>>40350074


>ohp girls
>squat girls

How is that even remotely difficult guys? If you can ohp 55 kgs you're done.

>>40350019
>so I can be a warrior

>>40350019
I want to compete at European Weightlifting championship one day.

>>40354270
I can OHP 75 kg with a barbell. But I think I'd struggle doing an OHP with a womans.

Barbells are nicely balanced and have a nice thin bar to work with.

Women are shaped weird and sag around your hands as you're pushing.

I haven't tried OHP a females but I think it's a lot harder and being strong would definitely help.

I lift to honour my roman ancestors and to be a legionaire.

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>>40354097
no

>>40354097
:^)

>>40354369
Same, but sometimes I like to mix it up and honour my Germanic barbarian ancestors as well

>>40350776
>>40350660
do it faggot