/fit/ gymcels BTFO http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s tyle

>>40333071
>implying I even have facebook

"Researchers" BTFO

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how 2 get qt jap idol gf?

>>40333071
tl;dr

those grapes (being fit) hang too high, so they must be sour.

>>40333071
Who tf does this?

>>40333071
>implying I ever post on facebook
>implying I ever wear short sleeves
>implying I don't joke about being fat when I'm lean
>implying I don't fuck fully clothed so harlots can't see my vascular abdominals
>implying Clark Kent-ing it isn't the best way to live

>>40333824
pretty much this

>>40333071
>2017
>kikebook
All the koolkidz™ are on snapchat and shit like that

>>40333071
I am somewhat of a chad and havent used facebook for 5 years and whenever normies find out they all try to justify 'yeah facebooks gay as hell idek why i still have it'

bottom line: facebook was uncool the day parents started using it, since then business use it to advertise and well now basically anyone I know who isnt old that uses facebook is embarrased to admit it and feels the need to justify why they do. Facebook is for betas who cant keep up with whats trendy RN

>>40336276
>tfw you never had a facebook and held off long enough that you're cool now
this must be like how that one old guy on a fixed gear bike felt when hipsters made his antique cool again

>>40336276
>implying you weren't using it 5 years ago to follow a gay trend
>ever using kikebook

Fuck off normie

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>>40333071
>mfw the only people on my facebook that know I'm /fit/ are the few of those who I still see IRL
>mfw I'm a fucking headcase

Ch-checkmate fags!!

>>40336276
Facebook was NEVER cool. It was always this thing that fucking losers used and once Zuckerberg got into bed with the NSA..he got times man of the year and that trashcan movie made to help shill it to the stupid fucking masses.

Parents and hipsters were always on it you fucktard. Goddamn.

>>40333071

>people-who-post-to-facebook-have-psychological-problems

there, fixed it

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never used facebook cause i never had friends and didn wanna be the guy with 10 friends when everyone else has 200+

>>40337432
>200+

Are these actually their friends or just randoms they have in their friend group?

>>40337432
>>40338086
I have over 250 friends but I'm a spaghettified recluse. People just remember me since I guess I stand out but that also means I can get some pretty hectic social anxiety.