>a Rockstar zero is $1 chaper than a monster zero >Rockstar

>>40330371
It's about time /fit/ embraces the light of the superior sip. When shall we overthrow the Monster overlords?

>>40330371
>diet energy drink
shit taste

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>>40330371
>>40330400
That implies Monster is cocaine and Rockstar is meth.

>>40330371

The rockstar zero lemonade is my go to sip. 2/$3 at 7/11

>>40330407
>drinking caloric energy drinks
How's that new CoD Infinite Warfare DLC bro?

>>40330400
The mods get upset when you talk shit about monster for some reason, they blocked me for saying rockstar is better before

>>40330431
>rockstar zero
>caloric energy drink
What the fuck do you think zero means?

>>40330371
Support bump

>>40330431
I don't play shit cod with jetpacks. bf1 is pretty good boi

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>>40330432
I've been blocked four times for spreading the sugar-free gospel of sips. Mods/janitors hate any """"shilling""""""" whatsoever.

>>40330423
Sharing a sip I call lonlieness, cause it's better than sipping alone

Their watermelon and lemonade zero are 10x better than any monster I've had.

>>40330483
Care to make that 5?

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>>40330371
>$1 chaper
You get what you pay for.

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>mfw waking up with no rockstar pure zero

>>40330499
Reeeeeeeeeee! Its called substitution economics

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>>40330498

I know you're in this thread lad, see you in vallhalla

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>>40330499
You only get less caffeine for more money. Accept the facts, friend. Abandon Monster and take the ubersip into your heart.

Isn't having one of these regularly bad for you?

Think of all the chemicals and shit. You're turning your body into a living chemistry experiment.

>rockstar in the morning
>protein powder full of bcaas and shit
>supplements over pure food

YOU'RE KILLING YOURSELF

>he doesn't add 2 scoops to his monster

this was top tier, idk if they still make it

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>>40330511
Sips still outsell Rockstar. And that's called inelasticity baby.

>>40330537its sparkling water, artificial, sweeteners, vitamin b, and caffeine

>>40330537
Thanks mom

>>40330554
They only make more because 12 year old gamers will pay more for a softcore caffiene rush

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>Rockstar
>cheap
>too much caffeine
>zero dank image macros

>sips
>not cheap, but not bad
>perfect amount of caffeine at 140 mg
>like a hundred dank image macros

Nothin personnel...kid

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>>40330589
>12 year old gamers will pay more
Yeah. Classic example of a rational consumer.

>>40330599
Just enough caffeine for a middle schooler, there is a reason real grown ups need more caffeine

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It must suck to be a butt-obliterated Rockstar shill trying in vain to dismantle the most dangerous meme of 2016 and the most A E S T H E T I C meme of 2017

>>40330538
2 scoops lmao?
try 5 u fucking faggot, im sorry maybe its just me i always gotta go the extra step and over achieve

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>>40330661
S I P B O Y S

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>>40330371
that guy who wears basketball shorts between his sips

Where do you guys buy your energy drinks? Ten packs of Monster are $15 where I live

>>40330731
check amazon or you can go to a gas station and buy a case

>fell for the sip meme
>start drinking two a day
>didn't get much sleep the night before a lecture and feel tired as fuck
>say fuck it and drink a half-empty monster while i heat up my oatmeal
>body starts feeling hollow and breathing becomes hard
>get random shocks of heart pain out of nowhere
>start panicking and call 911
>meme doctors say it was just a panic attack
>now owe them 2 grand because they took blood test and gave me 1 xanax and kicked me out of the hospital 2 hours later

never again

>>40330658
>he literally can't dedend the fact that Rockstar costs less for more caffeine

>>40330753
>not just accepting death

>>40330731
Where the fuck do you get them that cheap?
Four cans of Monster are $12.50 at the grocery store here.

who /gulp/ here

>>40330772
not him but my local publix sometimes has 3 for $4 deals
rockstars are dollar each where i live

All this talk of rockstar has my heart racing

>>40330371
I don't know know a whole lot about energy drinks but if you're going for caffeine on a budget just get some caffeine pills?

>>40330783
This is a sip only thread sir. You're going to have to leave.

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do you drink the juice?

>>40330431
In Germany we had some sugar free stuff w/ cod dlc. I think they do it to all flavors

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what is the caffeine difference between the 2? here in Bong every energy drink is 30-32mg/100ml.
also rockstar is superior but i can only ever find sugar free monster where i live

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why are you all addicted fags so fascinated by sugar free drinks???

>>40330845
240mg vs 140? Or 180mg in a monster. Can't remember.

>>40330816
i drink one over the course of a day at work, pills would only give me a burst and then fall off but i can sip 1 can over my breaks and it works out just right

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>>40330754
>he literally can't distinguish one feature of a product from the product as a whole
You're not paying for just caffeine. If all you want is cheap caffeine, buy caffeine pills. No one will ever fuck you because they'll assume you're a truck driver, but if that's the life you want to live, it's your choice.

Paying a little extra for sips means you get caffeine AND B-vitamins AND taurine AND zero sugar/calories AND crisp/refreshing/delicious taste AND you don't have to be seen drinking Rockstar like a DYEL virgin.

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>>40330857
Lurk more

>>40330870
140

>>40330908
S I P B O I S

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S I P B O Y S

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S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>40330496
This.

Watermelon Rockstar is the ultimate sip.

>inb4 t. watermelon loving nigger
Joke's on you i'm white as can be (slav)

69p a can of the regular green MonstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaWEDAMUHFUGGINBESTNIGGARrrrrrr at my local Poundstretcher or £1 any flavour at Poundland.

>>40331521
>Slavs
>White

>>40331594
>implying slavs aren't the last clean white genepool in the world

>>40331672
>Slavs
>White genepool

>>40330371
monster zero is full of sodium, enjoy retaining all that water

I live in the UK and i'm abit of a soda connoisseur. I get the blueberry one sometimes because it's the only drink with that weird artificial blueberry flavour that is in alot of american foods. Abit like that artificial grape flavour, its quite hard to find in the UK so if you have a craving it's a good buy.

btw I only drink about 2-3 cans of soda a week, i'm not addicted just enjoy it.

>>40330768
top zozzle

>>40330836
>literally the liquid juice

Watermelon is pretty good, but Ultra Citron and Ultra Black are still my go to sips. If Rockstar makes a Zero version of their sour apple, I'll switch in a heartbeat.

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All these kids and their fuccboi drinks. Why don't you get Happy Meal while you're at it?

Black coffee is the best sipp.

>>40332448
what toy comes with the happy meal

>>40330908
You get b vitamins and great flavor with rockstar, and more caffeine

>>40332448
*sips fedora*

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>>40332448
>nonsipper detected

Because Nos is superior in taste in every single way. Actually has a flavor.

>>40331868
it top tier

>>40330537
>full of bcaas and shit
Yeah, because essential amino acids a suuuuuper bad for you.

As is Carbonated water with b vitamins, caffeine, sugar alcohol, and flavoring.

Definitely some dangerous stuff here

>>40330908
>shilling like this is acceptable on 4chan
Kill me now

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Who here /devilworSIPper/?

1 yuropoor coin per can. Get on my level, monsterplebs.

How long are you guys going to keep this viral marketing campaign going? Surely it will stop being worth the money at some point.

>>40330537
I bet you're one of those faggots who thinks GMOs are bad, too.

>>40330537
dont fall for it, stay far away from energy drinks and caffeine in general

>>40330371
Gives me the shits literally

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>>40335010
Newfag detected

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>>40332448
That was a euphoric post if ever I've seen one.

>>40330371
Sips can't exceed 190mg caffeine in my country. Rock star sips are coloured and somehow seem sugary.

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nah ill stick to my Monster zero sips nigga

>>40330753
And you still think healthcare is fine in america?

>>40330753
Kek americuck system

>>40330857
>BRAAAAAP

>current year
>not driking gfuel

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>>40330908
Gotta have my S I P S

>>40335194
Apparently it's working, these threads made me buy the white Monster, it was shit as expected though

>>40330908
Rockstars have all of those too.

So does Red Bull - the most aesthetic sip.

This is

>fake news

Sad!

>>40331521
>slavs
>not nigs

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>not sipping Red Bull Sugar Free aka The GOAT
are you retarded or what?

>carbonated nyquil

You can just buy caffeine pills or powder to get cheaper caffeine. Or bet yet avoid all of this unhealthy garbage

>>40335194
>viral
>implying any of this has caught on anywhere but this tiny corner of the internet

>marketing
>implying monster had anything to do with this

Lurk more

why not just drink coffee like a normal human being?

>>40335434
Because working or working out while drinking something hot and bitter isn't exactly the best combo.

>Reptilian Ascended Being Tier
Red Bull Total Zero

>God Tier
Coffee
Red Bull Sugarfree

>Good Tier
Rockstar Zero
Nos Zero
Powerade Zero

>Meme Tier
Monster Zero

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>>40335480
>he's never tried that first sip

>>40335280
Being a fucking moron is not an emergency. He should pay money for wasting a hospital's time and resources.

>>40335381
based anon. The only drink that keeps me up when i get 2 hours of sleep

>>40331556
Lmao i'll take youre mum to poundland XD

Where can i buy cases? Costco only has redbull. boo

>>40332448
>hey guys look how mature i am, i only drink black coffee!

>>40335434
Well over here in Sydney it's 40 degrees and you're just a straight up retard if you want to drink hot as fuck coffee in this heat

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>>40330371
>2017
>not sipping the superior sip

c'mon

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>>40330371
Are you on food stamps or something?

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/thread