You guys I saw Rich Piano at 5 Guys today Too beta to talk

>>40323668
Did he eat big?

he looks like a deformed Ken doll. He has truly not made it. beta testing plastic surgery lookin ass

>>40323668
Green text the whole fucking encounter please

shopped

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>>40323668
>those tris

>"Yeah and let me get 6 scoops with that"
>"Uh excuse me sir?"
>8 SCOOPS CMON"

>>40323692
I'll do my best

>h-hey Rich can I fe-
>WHAT'D YOU SAY?
>SPEAK UP YOU LITTLE BETA
>Can i f-fee-
>LEAVE ME ALONG YOU LITTLE SHIT
>I EAT SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST

>>40323684
Hey kid. We like Rich. He reminds us to eat, stretch, do vacuums, and be our own man. He's the dad most of us never had to care if we gained one fucking lb of muscle. Yeah he looks a little weird but that's not the point. The point is he genuinely cares about every single one of us making it.

the giant cooler full of sips already at his table

>>40323668
How many scoops did he get on his burger?

>>40323725
that's r r r right g g g goddamnit

>>40323668
How do you know that's him?
We can't even see his face.

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>>40323725
You summed this up better than anyone else I've ever seen.

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>>40323668
>>40323763
>inject oil to make all your muscles look like undefined, bloated tumors
>cover your skin in a network of cringeworthy tats

How does anyone possibly think this is a good look?

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>>40323725
I actually have a dad who loves me and cares about me.

So, I don't give a fuck about that ugly sack of shit, Bitch Piana. That dumb, ugly mother fucker looks like a stupid fat cloud that floats around in the sky and pisses acid rain that corrodes everything it touches.

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>>40323771
He left humanity. That's the whole fucking point.

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>>40323692
>out with gf, getting 5 Guys then going to Target
>Eating fries and bullshitting
>Giant tatted mongoloid pulls up in a Bentley and rolls in with his weird lady
>Asks 5'6" Flip cashier about everything on the menu
>I turn to gf and say "holy shit I think that's Rich Piana"
>"Who?"
>Hesitate, gf thinks I'm kinda normal, I keep the /fit/ autism away from her
>fuck why would I know about this guy
>"A bodybuilder who sells protein drinks, he yells a lot and is pretty crazy"
>"Oh"
>Want to get a picture with him, but don't want to interrupt the guy's burger time
>Plutocrat Harpsichord orders six fucking cheeseburgers with no bun

Then we went to Target and my gf bitched at me because the apartment was messy and I shitposted on /fit/


the end

>>40323828
Gold. Well done anon.

>>40323668
Steroids and saturated fat. Brilliant mix.

>>40323799
Your dad probably isn't even your biological father, which means rich is just as likely to be a better role model for your hateful little ass.

>>40323761
Underrated

>>40323828
> only six burgers
C'MON

It's cool hes low carb though

>>40323684
He made himself literally look like a giant midgit

>>40323857
>Your dad probably isn't even your biological father
Nope, I look just like my dad! Just like him, I'm tall, have thick, dark hair, full facial hair, a dimpled chin, a defined jaw line, dark, Middle Eastern skin and hazel eyes. He always joked about how I was his clone!

You're just projecting your cuckold fantasies on those who don't share your obsession with a circus freak.

>>40323971
>guys I look just like my dad I just have to be his kid, right guys??
What does your uncle look like, or your dads best friend?

>>40323707

i giggled a lot

>>40324008
lol my dad does not have a brother, only a sister

Keep projecting, faggot

>>40324074
I bet he doesn't have any friends either huh? No other middle eastern looking guys that could have impregnated your mom?

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>>40323828
>Plutocrat Harpsichord

>>40324141
>Affluent spinet

>>40324100
Nope, the average middle eastern guy is shorter than my dad and I. Also, our chin is very similar in appearance and I have never seen another man with a cleft chin similar to out.

It's uncanny how much I look like my dad. He showed me a picture of him when he was a child where he was wearing glasses that were similar to mine. It was as if I were looking into a mirror.

Why are you so bitter? Do you not have a dad? Did he leave you when you were a child? Did you mom cheat on your dad? Or are you really that much of a slut for Bitch Piana?

>>40324149
That's great, but doesn't prove anything. The point is, even though some people may not love you for being a dirty goat fucking camel jockey who can't prove who his father is, rich still cares about you and hopes that you achieve all your fitness goals.

>>40323828
Are you afraid of your girlfriend knowing that you lurk /fit/? Why are you embarrassed of us?

Sometimes, I'll have my girlfriend snugged up with me in bed while I shitpost here and she laughs and asks about what I post. Honestly, I might not be that strong but I feel like I've made it.

>>40324212
Rich is proud of you, anon.

>>40324195
Yeah, you're bitter that you don't have a dad, so you have to project your issues onto others through cuckold memes and racism.

Have fun watching your Bitch Piana videos. I don't understand the fun of some weird roided out guy with hideous tattoos screaming at the camera, but to each their own. I'm going to watch an old cowboy with my dad and then we are going to plan out our next vacation!

>>40324244
>doesn't watch Dicky P. Yanno vids
>watches old cowboys instead
Get your shit together anon

>>40324244
Ok have fun and tell your male parental unit hi from everyone on /fit/!

>>40323725
I literally use him to motivate me. GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG. WHATEVER IT TAKES. CMON. works every time.

What did he order

>>40323709

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

>>40324212
>to far gone to identify a problem.

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>>40324289
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>40324500
Yeah I need to get off this site. I have been wasting too much time here rather than focusing on my school work.

>>40324147
>Wealthy pipe organ

>>40323725
I'm just super hype for the new series
and the accompanying mkaelus videos.

>>40324682
>Ricotta Panini

>>40323799
>I had a great dad
>I'm just a hateful little shit because that's who I am

>>40325535
Yeah I think that kid was autistic for real. Can't be coming into a rich piana fan thread with that attitude cmon

>>40323799
Fuck off rage191!

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>>40323971
Remove kebab

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>>40323725

WHY IS NO-ONE POSTING PICS OF HIS NEW BLONDE WITH DEM TEDDIES?!?

>>40323828
>Hesitate, gf thinks I'm kinda normal, I keep the /fit/ autism away from her
you're literally a beta bitch

>>40326164
not that poster but...

back to /pol/ you dyel

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>>40324212
DELET THIS

>>40323763
4 SCOOPS OF BUBBLE BATH
GOTTA SHOCK THE WATER
RIGHT BABE

>>40323725
R-rich? I-is it you?

>>40324212
damn that sounds comfy

i hate you

>>40323725
that's beautiful anon, thank you.

>>40323771
he doesn't care what anyone thinks

>>40323668
does he have a dad? I want to meet that dad

>>40325517
Well-to-do Marimba