>are you a smoker? No. >have you ever smoked? Never. Is

>Go to doctor
>mires from the young nurse and the older female doctor
>she tells me I don't need another checkup for 3+ years

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>have you ever inhaled second hand smoke? it's worse than smoking you know....

>>40323455
>are you sexually active?
...

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>>40323455
>are you sexually active
Yes, very.

>mfw i'm a virgin

>>40323455
>Is there a more satisfying feeling?

yes, smoking

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>>40323512

I can't stop smoking my cigars though. Just got a few cohibas and they're too good.

>>40323455
420blazeitfgt

>>40323512
top kek

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>Are you sexually active?
I get a strange satisfaction in answering "no," like I'm more pure or something. It's the same feeling as having no debt on your credit report. Everyone out there is getting knocked up and getting herpes and paying child support while I'm staying safe and clean.

I know I'm not ugly, just autistic, so I like to think that the doctor thinks I have some supreme willpower and self-discipline to not be constantly banging whores.

>>40323455
nerd

>>40323455
Your life must be pretty pathetic if you find satisfaction from something as minor this.

>>40323455

>well, I'm sorry to say it's terminal
T-thanks you too

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Smoking isn't bad for you. The odds of obtaining heart disease or any health complication for even the heaviest of smokers is very low. Smoking is actually great for cutting since it causes loss in appetite.

>>40323745
Post face or ugly autist

>>40323745
>TIPPING INTENSIFIES

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>>40323455
i started smoking in high school because my buds would smoke on breaks
i didn't really get any "buzz" from it until a fair bit in, which makes me conclude the only satisfaction associated with smoking is just basically quenching your craving for a smoke, which is pretty shitty
I'm planning to quit, but im on a high calorie deficit right now and have shit tier will power
once im down to my first goal of weight im gonna cut it out completely (currently down to half a pack per day from a pack and a half per day)

>>40324842
yeah i think we should be advocating for people to smoke MORE. smoking is the number 1 cause of preventable death but obesity is a close number 2. i don't see why doctors don't say people should smoke more.

>>40324842

>T.Tobacco PR team