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ITT times you were the gym alpha
>be me
>doing second work out of the day, did chest and arms 1hr ago now doing back
>gym nearly empty, decide to hook my phone up to the designated loudspeaker aux cord, start playing sabaton med-low volume cos autistic about people hearing my music
>few people trickle in
>then this fucking lanklet DYEL comes in
>stops in shock as he hears my music
>half an hour later
>he comes up to me all angry asking me whether that's my music
>smirk at him, reply 'No its not, that's just been there the whole time. Guy's got a great taste though.'
>he walks away disgusted and emasculated
>hes only been doing lat pulldowns, dips, and pullups the whole time
>watch him leave the lat pulldown and raise the weight by 20lbs
>do 2 sets with perfect form
>he is standing there furiously, trying to gymtimidate me
>ignore him and continue with my 3rd set
>Look up to him and tell him to fuck off because I've got one more set
>Being an insecure DYEL he asks me how many sets I do
>smugly reply 4 sets 20lbs higher than you
>he fucks off after being emasculated twice
Fucking lanklet DYELs
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>>40318486
>things that never happened
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>>40318537
>t. beta dyel cucklet
Quit projecting your betaness anon
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>>40318486
>Sabaton
>autistic about people hearing your music (so alpha bro!!)
>Guy's got a great taste though (did you eat him or something lmao?!)
>raise the weight by 20lbs
>a whole 20lbs!!!
>tell him to fuck off (no you didn't)
>calling someone lanklet
>smugly reply
I seriously hope you don't do this OP
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>>40318562
>implying sabaton isn't unironically infinitely better than whatever trancestep or current pop shit normalfags put on
>implying I'm not going to be smug after putting an insolent roach in his place
>implying he wasn't an abhorrent 6'4 no gains skele
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>enter gym
>No one else is there
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He sounded like a nice guy who could have used some guidance and possibly a friend. If you find yourself in that situation again, maybe turn off the nazi music and try exercising your heart.
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>>40318838
>Sabaton
>nazi music
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>40318486
Love Sabaton desu
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dude this is just autistic as fuck
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>>40319156
This tbqh
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Op....are you autistic?
You just acted like a cunt and mistook it for being alpha
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>>40318615
>implying Sabaton isn't normie tier
Fuck off
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>>40318615
he's a skelly but you only lift 20lbs more? oh how muscular you must be. DYEL?
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>>40318838
>exercise your heart
>cardio
Never gonna make it
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