why aren't you gay yet? did you know that as a gay guy

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Will being gay really help me get chicks?

>>40317280
You could make the same argument for beastiality

>>40317291
This

>>40317301
no unless you can talk to them

>>40317280
What's so good about that?

>>40317280
I like this image! Mind if I save it?

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>>40317280

Because I'm disgusted by my appearance in relation to another human being, regardless of its gender.

I've had multiple truncated relationships I just couldn't stay in, because picturing myself making out with anyone disgusted me.
Let's not even talk about the sex.

I've accepted a long time ago that the only relationships I can be in are make-believe ERP chats in which I'm a cute grill.

>>40317280
my butthole hurts after doing buttstuff
for the record I'm not gay my gf insisted on trying it

>>40317291
>>40317303
Unironically yes.
>"pretending" to be gay allows you to get closer and get all touchy and shit
>most women are drawn to "fixing" things that are "broken."

>>40317837
fun fact is that most gay couples hardly have penetrative sex if any at all

>>40318067

>Emasculating yourself to get closer to women

Your virginity is showing. This shit will friend-zone you every time.

I'm glad Common Filth didn't really die

>>40317291
>be me
>be living in germany
>be travelling home to UK for weekend
>flight is from koln airport so stay in koln for the night before
>go to Irish bar to watch football.
>cute half Pajeet half English girl randomly asks me to watch her drink while she goes to find her friends
>comes back 20 min later friendless.
>offer her to sit with me
>get chatting, explain why I'm in koln
>she won't accept me sleeping in airport
>offers me to go back to hers and sleep on the couch
>"reluctantly" agree
>end up railing her.
>next morning explain that leaving your drink with a stranger is mental. I could have done anything to it
>explains to me koln is gay capital of Germany and that she thought I was gay.

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>>40318106
>listening to angry christian manlet screamer

>>40317824
Why are you here?

>>40317824
listen here baby, you are beautiful just the way you are

>>40318165
The only thing I have in life is making my appearance better through lifting.

Turning down people who find me attractive is the only thing I have to prove myself that I'm not really ugly, just fucked in the head.

>>40318097
>This shit will friend-zone you every time.
t.uggo

>>40318067
>there are people who believe this
Maybe in countries where gays are executed or publicly beaten up but not in the tolerant West.

>>40318405
Handsome gay guy = a waste and must be fixed, but until then, is my gay best friend
Ugly gay guy = gay best friend

>>40318448
Where do you live? I have never known a girl with a gay best friend or even a gay friend in my entire time.

It's more like gay men "hate" women more than straight men.

>>40318476
Bay Area.
Go outside anon

>a bunch of butt sex
>go home feeling empty inside
>no children or lasting relationships

no thanks

>>40318487
I'm gay myself and I don't know a single case of a woman's best gay friend.

What is this bay area?

>>40318532
>What is this bay area
>is gay
>doesn't know of the bay area
oh boy oh boy
It's like a Jew not knowing what Israel is

>>40318542
You mean San Francisco? Jugding based on experienced made in the gay capital of the US is kinda wrong though.

>>40317280
D-does it feel good if you're str8 tho?

>>40318564
The Bay Area is more than just SF famalamandingdong

>>40318476
Fag here, can confirm we hate cunts and unlike straight men have no reason to pretend otherwise.

>>40318601
>>40318532

Are you kidding?

Gay dudes and their fag hags are an extremely common occurrence.

enjoy getting pozzed faggot

>>40318067
Reminds me of that scene in Malcolm in the middle where Francis is pretending to be gay in order to sleep with some girl, but it backfired and she sent him to a 'gay curing boot camp'