>taking a piss right after jacking it You guys know you're

>>40317108
Gonna clean the pipes after cumming my dude.

>normal bodily functions damage the body

>>40317108
>jacking in
>making it
Select one

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>>40317108
>just jerked off
>about to go pee
>see this thread

p-peeing after cumming is normal, r-right guys?

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>tfw you accidentally pee into your balls

>>40317108
urinary tract infections ruin dicks

>jacking off
>at all

never gunna make it

How does it ruin your dick?

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what's wrong with it? Don't tell me you pee BEFORE jacking off, that's disgusting

>>40317155
No you die

>>40317108
It's best to urinate after sex/masturbation, lowers the risk of you getting a UTI

Plus if I don't it makes my dick go all weird and I feel like I need to pee when I don't/can't

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>he doesn't clean the pipes
Lmao nerd

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>jacking it while getting pissed on

>>40317249
this. especially if u have drunk coffee before and u can taste it in the piss

>>40317108
> not taking a piss WHILE jacking it
> not taking a piss while cumming

It's like you don't want to enjoy life

>>40317129
also helps keep you from accidentally impregnating a women, not that anyone here would ever do that

>>40317136
>>40317189

>Le nofap meme

Nice one my friends.

PENIS

>>40317305
>taste it in the piss

>>40317182
Think I've got one atm, saw some random white shit on my dick hole
Am I dead?

>>40317182
Tbh so does your mum
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>>40317123
this

i jack off and then i blow the post-cum out with piss

it sick

it piss

it cumpissmixtureing

>>40317370
>literally throwing protein out of your dick
what a waste

I have an uncut cock but I piss a very small amount to jack off, otherwise it's too dry. I can't be the only one to do this, r-right?

i can never piss for a while afterwards, it just doesn't come out even though i might feel like i need one.

t-this is normal, yeah?

>>40319084
y-you what?

>>40319084
>using piss as lube
>ishygddt

>>40318870
Bye lmao

>>40319247
>Bye lmao
welcome to 4chan, now get out

>>40319112

yes same. well i mean i can but it takes a lot of effort.

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>pissing after cumming
are you guys for real? if you need to piss, you need to do it before you orgasm, otherwise your prostate swells and you'll spend the next two hours tingly because not being able to get those last drops out

>>40317108
if i had sex with my now ex gf and didnt pee before going to sleep, when i did in the morning it would sting. i always pee after jacking off

>>40319430
Can relate to this desu, it's a very shitty feeling, wanting to piss but nothing comes out.

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>>40317305

>>40317316
Physically impossible unless you're broken

>>40318870
That probably ain't infection, just smegma xD clean it sometime

>>40317155
Urinating after ejaculating prevents build up of semen in the tubes and also helps prevent UTI's

>>40319255
I don't know what point you're trying to make with that, but you sure sound gay

>>40319430
that only happens to me if i blue ball then take a piss then jack off

that feeling fucking sucks though

>>40319430
Jupp that really sucks

>>40319019
>not sucking dick to steak other people's gains and recycle your own

>>40317108
Sometimes It stings my ureathra peeing after jerking it/ other way around, can anyone explain/relate. Im a virgin and ive gotten it on and off for years sometimes it doesnt happen for a while, I smoke weed frequently but it sometimes happened still befor and I heard it can fuck with your male organs

>>40319430
God damn that's the worst feeling ever man

>>40317168
That's nothing, ever since taking lifting advice from some turbo-manlet I can't stop breathing through my balls.

>>40317155
Yea it's fine. Just make sure you wait for your erection to go away first. There is a small flap of skin in your dick that moves so you can ejaculate. It covers the tube that piss goes through. If you piss right after jerking off it can tear the skin flap off (after many times)

>>40322187
is this true?
fuck, i hope not.

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>>40317282
this guy gets it

>>40322187
PLEASE MORE INFO, PLEASE