You're walking through a crowded nightclub. This guy walks

for you

f-for you

f-f-for you

I turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Yeah, I guess I'm just a lucky guy

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honestly, he could beat up probably 99% of /fit. He's jacked, tall and did martial arts

>>40305240
I litreally laughed out loud, thanks, anon.

>>40305259
Shame about his face though.

>>40305240
>what is math

>>40305358
Mathematics is the study of topics such as quantity (numbers), structure, space, and change. There is a range of views among mathematicians and philosophers as to the exact scope and definition of mathematics.

I mean is that hard to google holy shit dude

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>>40304436
>>40304441
>>40304486

>>40304397
>What do?
break his nose. i'm not intro negroes.

>>40305358

Hello newfriend

>>40304397
No meat for you

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>>40304397
l-liar...

Push him away. I'm only into femboys

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>>40305358
>being this new

>>40305425
Shit. wanted to post this.

>>40305358
This joke is older than you are holy shit

Compulsively reply with "for you" and then run away and cry because of how autistic I am

>>40304397
Drop my package and walk away

>>40305358
NEW
E
W

>>40306933
Kek em check em

>>40304397
Naw man, your hands are just small.

Twice now I have been at parties and a guy comes up to me, indicates to a woman and says something along the lines of, 'she says she will give me a blow job if I grab your junk'. I said, go for it both times, and both times they left with the girl :)

>>40304397
I-I'm a lucky guy

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>>40306964
>>40306856
>>40306804
>>40305542
>>40305425
jesus i dont even know anymore whats bait and whats not
>>40305240