>You are hired as a personal trainer for a client's son

First thing to go is that bong.

>>40298376

>put on jason mask
>throw his anime display case over
>tell him if he can't do one push up i'll push my cock in his ass

First thing to rip is that bong. Then smoke some more weed. Then we can go to the gym tomorrow.

>>40298376
frontload him with 5 cc's of tren e sub Q right into his neck fat

>>40298438
That would sting

>>40298376
tell him what i'm there for and proceed to kick his ass everyday. Tell him daddy failed and I'm the man of the house. Beat up his dad. The family dog will like me more than anyone who lives there. Renovate the house, we're gonna be a home gym masterrace. Old dad is gonna sleep outside with doggo, I'm railing your mom now.
I'll leave when he's motivated

>>40298467
For u

Molotov the place and drag him to a 3rd world country.
Way i see it either
A) Gets ripped in order to survive
B) Dies

Win win either way

>>40298376
Put him down, he's beyond saving, anyone that goes on both /a/ and /v/ can never leave

Weeb out for a bit. Proceed to pummel him into submission, break half of his shit, and then discuss training regimens.

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>>40298478
You're a big guy?

He has some spicy maymays on his wall. 10/10 would smoke drugs with.

Put up a poster of Vegeta.

>>40298376
"I'll carry you to grandmaster if you lose 2 pounds a week"

>>40298376
Tell him why I'm here
Ask if he really wants to do anything
Make a deal were I can do something else while he plays games

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>>40298376
>only one nichijou picture
into the thrash it goes

>>40298376
is that an obama phone?

>>40298438
What? no ment?

>>40298376
>"I've failed as a father so now I'm a parental cuck... p - please raise my son"

This sad story makes me respect my father.

>PARENTAL-KEK

>>40298954
>Parental-cuck*

>>40298376
1. Wallmount the screens and get cordless keyboard and mouse, he'll have more usable deskspace this way.

2. Ban soda, snacks,takeways and junkfood.

3. Get rid bong

4. Form exercise plan

Hey dude, you like anime?
Ever wanted to be huge like Goku or Guts?
Ever wanted to punch a tank in half like Kenshiro?

>>40298376
>Piccolo

My nigga

>>40299056
>I'm more into shojo and moe

>>40299098
"Those girls will never want you if you can't even throw them over your shoulders and squat them, bro"

>>40298376
lol is that u OP not wanting to read sticky?
nice fake filename too

>>40299140
>squat

A 40 kg qt should be OHP at least, if not curled.

>>40298505
He wil almost certainly die, also not everybody is ripped in third world countries lol

>>40298505
>He thinks everyone in 3rd world countries is ripped
Amerilard education

>>40298376
turn 360 and walk away

>>40298376
Ask him if he wants to change or not. This is fixable, he isnt even that overweight. Take the guy to kickboxing once, bjj once, swimming once and to the gym couple times and ask what he liked to do most.

>>40298376
"I am going to fuck you in the ass every day until you are strong enough to stop me."
>>40298428

>>40298376
Make him to my sissy bottom bitch.

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>>40299330
"What makes you think I would try to stop you?"

>>40298469
Why are you leaving the poor doggo outside?

>>40298376

Remove all the posters from the wall and get some decent framed stuff instead.
Declutter the desk and cable management.
Brighter/better curtains..they look yellow and depressing.
probably open the window.

he clearly likes filming things as hes charging a camera so i'd say cmon lad lets go film some shit and go for a long ass walk, get him excited about going outside.

Once the walks are not as challenging, encourage to lift weights.

Get him into more social situations.
get him a job.

winwin

>>40298376
make him lift for his waifu, or she will be disappoint de geso.

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>>40298376
https://www.thrillist.com/health/nation/i-make-600000-a-year-tormenting-rich-people

>>40298376
>dolls in a case

I fucking cringe everytime I see that shit in a battle station thread

>>40298376
>Build repore
>Ask about his interested
>Try to find some parallels between whatever he's into and lifting to build excitement
>Show him the joys of gains

Pro tip: you don't motivate people by sodomizing them you fucking idiots

>>40298376
One punch man routine (edited). Not even kidding.

>>40301187
Rapport is the word you were looking for

>>40301187
>>40301361
no it was definitely rape you dumb dumb

>>40298412
And by "go" you mean take a huge hit and play CoD for 4 hours, right?

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Give him mastic gum so he get work out while he plays videos games

>>40301317
I was gonna say this or something related to dragon ball

>>40303076
Didn't know elves have huge areolas

>>40303076
extra from the shanara chronicals

>>40303076
Why roll up the shorts if your legs are fucking tiny rofl what??? Put on some fucking sweatpants... and a sweater for those cute little areolas

>>40298428
>>40299330
in the conan comics thats how he meets some badass warrior chick, she raped by daemons every night at the instruction of some old witch until she could fight and kill them all

>>40298412
that's a lava lamp you dumb stoner

>>40303216
above the cell phone is bong

Make him watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes. After that, move onto classical literature. He will be ready to lift when he is self actualized.

>>40298376
Tell him if he gets in shape he can enjoy his hobbies longer by living longer.
After the gym we watch anime and eat chicken+rice together while talking about our waifus.

>>40303076
hello mr spock

>>40298376
This honestly made me think.

If I'm in no need of money, I'd probably rip his posters apart, unplug his devices, break his bong, etc. I'd confiscate his figma and monitor. Since he's probably autistic, he won't report me to the police. I'd let him curl for days as the sinking depression buries him under the hole of his past mistakes which brought him to this point, and once he realized lifting will improve his life, only then will I SS.